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Author Topic: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing  (Read 14102 times)

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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2008, 11:31:37 AM »

I can't very well let Doom go without throwing myself at him too.

Unfortunately I am OMEGA BUSY right now, so think of it as Goku being dead/regenerated/in space/lazy while everyone else is being slaughtered.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2008, 12:08:49 PM »

Marvel at such incredible new online innovations as the shared options menu! Thrill as it finds the comfortable medium between on/off options like "have smash balls" and "don't have smash balls": having smash balls! COOL

Pretty fun trio of matches, even if we spent half the time keeping the goddamned items away from each other. Lucario vs Zero Suit was intense well after being stuck in the horrible, conservative confines of Samus' suit; her throw's been beefed up quite a bit since Melee.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2008, 10:13:49 AM »

Kabbage repeated his challenge.

He was 3 and 0'd.

And I finished him in the bonus round by Bowserciding him.

On that long ass Zelda bridge level.  :smile:
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2008, 11:22:05 PM »

Obviously none of you pretenders know how to make a proper challenge.

Doom! Monday evening! Be on IRC! We stop when somebody gathers four wins!

ROUND 1
GLORY SLUTS
You and me, on a team, against a team of AIs of the equal level to each other! You pick one opponent, I pick the other! Time mode (you pick the length), any level, any items! Whoever has the higher score at the end is the winner!

ROUND 2
THE MAD BOMBER COMES TO HYRULE (OR WHEREVER)
Eldin Bridge A level that explodes! Items: only those things that explode (even if it's rare)! Characters: only those characters who can make explosions (even if they suck and/or are very rare)! Damage ratio 2.0! Handicaps of 1! Twenty-one stock!

ROUND 3
DON'T RUIN IT
Team Endless Melee! The one who dies is the loser!

ROUND 4
WE'RE IN THE MONEY
Wario only, coin mode, three minutes! Save a recording or you forfeit the match!

ROUND 5
CRAB BATTLE
Snake only, Mario Bros.! Any mode acceptable!

ROUND 6
SIMON SAYS
Wario Ware! Time mode, three minutes! The score doesn't matter; whoever clears more microgames is the winner! Keep a video record so we can count! In the event of a draw, we both win! Turn score display on so we can suicide if we're tied (for real score, not microgames) at the end! You can't have video evidence if there's Sudden Death!

ROUND 7
WHAT'S THIS
Four stock, no items, Final Destination!
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2008, 11:32:23 PM »

I declare Bongo Bill the winner in the contest of most entertaining stipulations.

So, challenge 2.  Snake and Samus, obviously, and both Links, but who else is legal?  Zelda?  Peach?  Dedede?  Captain Falcon?
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2008, 11:46:35 PM »

Fire doesn't count as an explosion, but explosions do. By my estimation, the following characters are legal, whereas those with asterisks are extra legal:

Mario (forward smash)
*Link
*Samus
Kirby (up throw)
*Diddy Kong (up-B and also overcharged neutral-B)
*Zelda
Sheik
Ike
*Snake
Peach (if the periodic random Bob-ombs count, but her forward-B no longer explodes)
Yoshi (up-B, although it's a really crappy explosion, so we can leave him out if you'd prefer)
Ganondorf (up-A)
Dedede (if periodic item production counts)
Ness (PK fire counts)
Wario (if the Wario Waft counts)
*Toon Link
*R.O.B.
Captain Falcon (if his up-B connects; also, he's an explosion of manliness)
Lucas (PK Fire counts)

Valid items:

Party Ball
Curry (it's an explosion of flavor!)
*Warpstar
*Cracker Launcher
Super Scope
*Bob-omb
*Gooey bomb
*Deku Nut
Hothead
*Motion-Sensor Bomb
*Smart Bomb
Soccer ball
*Blast Box
Smash Ball (if and only if both characters' Final Smashes are explosive in nature)
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2008, 03:09:39 AM »

After giving it some thought, here's my take.

Mario (forward smash)
*Link
*Samus
Kirby (up throw)
*Diddy Kong (up-B and also overcharged neutral-B)
*Zelda
Sheik
Ike
*Snake
Peach (if the periodic random Bob-ombs count, but her forward-B no longer explodes)
Yoshi (up-B, although it's a really crappy explosion, so we can leave him out if you'd prefer)
Ganondorf (up-A)
Dedede (if periodic item production counts)
Ness (PK fire counts)
Wario (if the Wario Waft counts)
*Toon Link
*R.O.B.
Captain Falcon (if his up-B connects; also, he's an explosion of manliness)
Lucas (PK Fire counts)

Valid items:

Party Ball
Curry (it's an explosion of flavor!)
*Warpstar
*Cracker Launcher
Super Scope
*Bob-omb
*Gooey bomb
*Deku Nut Maybe?  It's "powerful" but I don't think I'd qualify the little pop it makes as an explosion.
Hothead
*Motion-Sensor Bomb
*Smart Bomb
Soccer ball
*Blast Box
Smash Ball (if and only if both characters' Final Smashes are explosive in nature)
What about the Luigi Rocket?

Who has explosive final smashes?  Olimar?  Ike?  The only ones I don't find myself doubting are Snake and Diddy.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2008, 05:19:49 AM »

EXCELLENT.

We'll discuss more Monday. I'll be home after 8:30 PM, Eastern Time.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2008, 12:37:13 PM »

Kazz. Kazz. SoraCross is MagicianType0. His challenges are no good here.

Huh, I thought there was something familiarly dumb about him.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2008, 01:31:17 PM »

What about the Luigi Rocket?

Who has explosive final smashes?  Olimar?  Ike?  The only ones I don't find myself doubting are Snake and Diddy.

The Green Missile does not, in fact, explode upon contact... except for the 1/8 chance of a misfire, so I guess that could work.

Olimar's final smash is explosive but none of his moves are. I have a suspicion that Kirby's and Ike's both involve explosions, though I could be mistaken. Snake and Diddy Kong, too.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2008, 02:21:56 PM »

Snake's is a Grenade Launcher.

Diddy Kong's is exploding peanuts + possibility of self-explosion.

Kirby's is raw damage, but explosives could fly out of the pot in theory.

Olimar's rocket landing is an explosion. An obscenely large one. Red Pikmin count as fire for the purposes of igniting Tinder Boxes.

Luigi throws fire and the Green Missile is explosive enough for me.

Ike's neutral B is an eruption. I say YAY TO THEE!
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #51 on: April 19, 2008, 02:28:54 PM »

If you're going to have a bomb-theme match don't halfass it with technicalities.  Just stick to people with actual bombs.  Link, Toon Link, Robo-Samus, and Snake.  Really it should just be Snake but it'd probably be hell to play him in such a random-ass match.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #52 on: April 19, 2008, 03:25:08 PM »

Zelda's magic explosions don't count?
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #53 on: April 19, 2008, 06:56:33 PM »

As explosions?  Yes.  As explosives?  No.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #54 on: April 21, 2008, 12:35:35 PM »

Beat up Kabbage again with the usual.

Bowser vs Snake on Final Destination - Bowsercided him five times in a row. Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa oh god.  :hurr:
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #55 on: April 21, 2008, 12:43:28 PM »

Dear Doom,
Do you have any "mains"?
And if so, why do you like them?

Sincerely,
Classic
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2008, 01:30:51 PM »

Beat up Kabbage again with the usual.

Bowser vs Snake on Final Destination - Bowsercided him five times in a row. Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa oh god.

no competent opponent would allow this to happen.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #57 on: April 21, 2008, 04:23:46 PM »

I am beaten.

CAN THERE BE NO END TO DOOM'S REIGN OF TERROR

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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2008, 04:41:28 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IyG3TQm-8E&feature=related

Niku appeared before me, as defiant as ever. It would be quick and brutal, on bloody terms.

Kirby vs Lucas. No Items, Three Stock, Final Destination.

He lost the first round to two botched PK Thunders.

We repeated.

I pulled the win, barely. Well fought, my Meat-filled Comrade.

But still..... not enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QknCQU3usTk&feature=related
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #59 on: April 21, 2008, 04:59:18 PM »

MetalSlime thought he was pretty clever.

Ice Climbers only, one match, 3 stock. Summit stage, BOTTOM PLATFORM ONLY. That fucking fish.

I even suicided the first stock.. but in the end, well..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po77bJk1DdI

:3c D~oom
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