Obviously none of you pretenders know how to make a proper challenge.
Doom! Monday evening! Be on IRC! We stop when somebody gathers four wins!
ROUND 1
GLORY SLUTS
You and me, on a team, against a team of AIs of the equal level to each other! You pick one opponent, I pick the other! Time mode (you pick the length), any level, any items! Whoever has the higher score at the end is the winner!
ROUND 2
THE MAD BOMBER COMES TO HYRULE (OR WHEREVER)
Eldin Bridge A level that explodes! Items: only those things that explode (even if it's rare)! Characters: only those characters who can make explosions (even if they suck and/or are very rare)! Damage ratio 2.0! Handicaps of 1! Twenty-one stock!
ROUND 3
DON'T RUIN IT
Team Endless Melee! The one who dies is the loser!
ROUND 4
WE'RE IN THE MONEY
Wario only, coin mode, three minutes! Save a recording or you forfeit the match!
ROUND 5
CRAB BATTLE
Snake only, Mario Bros.! Any mode acceptable!
ROUND 6
SIMON SAYS
Wario Ware! Time mode, three minutes! The score doesn't matter; whoever clears more microgames is the winner! Keep a video record so we can count! In the event of a draw, we both win! Turn score display on so we can suicide if we're tied (for real score, not microgames) at the end! You can't have video evidence if there's Sudden Death!
ROUND 7
WHAT'S THIS
Four stock, no items, Final Destination!