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[Smiler]

Let's put platform jumping in our game about shooting dinosaurs! That will definately make our first person perspective game a success!

[Catloaf]

I know! Let's add in a fully CG 10 minute long unskippable cutscene right before this near impossible boss!

[McDohl]

Oh Xenogears...

[Brentai]

  I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
  Okay.
  Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
  Er, no, that would suck.
  But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
  OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
  HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
  What?
 
  Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 

[Zach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEUbtgpIgo

I would like a copy of Scribblenauts please

[A²]

I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
  Okay.
  Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
  Er, no, that would suck.
  But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
  OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
  HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
  What?
 
  Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 

[inkspaught]

Scribblenauts

On Co-op they summoned Cthulhu to fight a lion. It was pretty neat.

[Lobst]

People bitch that Nintendo just keeps making the same games over and over, but that's SHIT. I WANT Nintendo to make a Zelda and a Mario, that's why I like Nintendo. Not to mention there's more inovation in one level of Super Mario Galaxy than in most full AAA games. SO shut up Nintendo haters, SHUT UP!!!!

Nintendo is fantastic because they have a commitment to quality and playability that rarely draws comparison, not because of their key licenses -- but I really wish they hadn't gone down this road in response to the negative reactions of bloggers from E3 '08.

A port of Animal Crossing?!  You promised us something that would really excite "core gamers"!  >:I
zzzwha?  Uh-oh!  Better start up the Mario/Zelda/Metroid production pipelines again! goddamn nerds

This might sound like crazy talk, but I wish we had a completely new first-tier IP from Nintendo every year.  :\

edit:  though none of this matters because while everyone else is playing Mario I'll be dicking around in JUST CAUSE 2 HOLY SHIT

[Koah]

I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
  Okay.
  Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
  Er, no, that would suck.
  But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
  OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
  HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
  What?
 
  Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 

I... wasn't actually paying attention.  To anything.  What game was this again?

[Doom]

Nintendo is fantastic because they have a commitment to quality and playability that rarely draws comparison, not because of their key licenses -- but I really wish they hadn't gone down this road in response to the negative reactions of bloggers from E3 '08.

We've been waiting for them to actually acknowledge that we enjoy more than one Mario/Zelda game per generation since the N64.

[Thad]

And only good directors even apply to Auteur theory in film!

How do you figure?  There are plenty of directors whose names are indelibly associated with terrible movies.

[Zach]

On Co-op they summoned Cthulhu to fight a lion. It was pretty neat.

MEDUSA confirmed for Scribblenauts!

[A²]

I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
  Okay.
  Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
  Er, no, that would suck.
  But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
  OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
  HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
  What?
 
  Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 

I... wasn't actually paying attention.  To anything.  What game was this again?

Seiken Densetsu 4 / Dawn of Mana.

[yyler]

So turns out Project Natal doesn't care about black people

[Brentai]

melanin clearly interferes with the quality of the reflected NIRS signal

Awesome!  A video game controller that can only be used by pure albinos.

[Mothra]

Ahah! Oh wow.