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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #80 on: June 04, 2009, 08:23:59 PM »

Let's put platform jumping in our game about shooting dinosaurs! That will definately make our first person perspective game a success!
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #81 on: June 04, 2009, 08:34:24 PM »

I know! Let's add in a fully CG 10 minute long unskippable cutscene right before this near impossible boss!
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2009, 08:38:38 PM »

Oh Xenogears... :wuv: :wuv: :wrong:
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #83 on: June 04, 2009, 10:28:13 PM »

 :vampire: I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
 :serious: Okay.
 :vampire: Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
 :serious: Er, no, that would suck.
 :vampire: But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
 :serious: OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
 :vampire: HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
 :serious: What?
 :vampire: :doit:
 :serious: Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 :gameover:
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #85 on: June 06, 2009, 02:35:12 AM »

:vampire: I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
 :serious: Okay.
 :vampire: Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
 :serious: Er, no, that would suck.
 :vampire: But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
 :serious: OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
 :vampire: HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
 :serious: What?
 :vampire: :doit:
 :serious: Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 :gameover:
:sadpanda: ::(:
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #86 on: June 06, 2009, 04:56:07 AM »

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Scribblenauts

On Co-op they summoned Cthulhu to fight a lion. It was pretty neat.
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #87 on: June 06, 2009, 06:55:13 AM »

People bitch that Nintendo just keeps making the same games over and over, but that's SHIT. I WANT Nintendo to make a Zelda and a Mario, that's why I like Nintendo. Not to mention there's more inovation in one level of Super Mario Galaxy than in most full AAA games. SO shut up Nintendo haters, SHUT UP!!!!

Nintendo is fantastic because they have a commitment to quality and playability that rarely draws comparison, not because of their key licenses -- but I really wish they hadn't gone down this road in response to the negative reactions of bloggers from E3 '08.

:sarcasm: A port of Animal Crossing?!  You promised us something that would really excite "core gamers"!  >:I
:happy: zzzwha?  Uh-oh!  Better start up the Mario/Zelda/Metroid production pipelines again! goddamn nerds

This might sound like crazy talk, but I wish we had a completely new first-tier IP from Nintendo every year.  :\

edit:  though none of this matters because while everyone else is playing Mario I'll be dicking around in JUST CAUSE 2 HOLY SHIT
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #88 on: June 06, 2009, 10:38:02 AM »

:vampire: I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
 :serious: Okay.
 :vampire: Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
 :serious: Er, no, that would suck.
 :vampire: But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
 :serious: OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
 :vampire: HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
 :serious: What?
 :vampire: :doit:
 :serious: Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 :gameover:
:sadpanda: ::(:

I... wasn't actually paying attention.  To anything.  What game was this again?
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #89 on: June 06, 2009, 11:04:15 AM »

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Nintendo is fantastic because they have a commitment to quality and playability that rarely draws comparison, not because of their key licenses -- but I really wish they hadn't gone down this road in response to the negative reactions of bloggers from E3 '08.

We've been waiting for them to actually acknowledge that we enjoy more than one Mario/Zelda game per generation since the N64.
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #90 on: June 06, 2009, 11:05:41 AM »

And only good directors even apply to Auteur theory in film!

How do you figure?  There are plenty of directors whose names are indelibly associated with terrible movies.
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #91 on: June 06, 2009, 02:29:24 PM »

On Co-op they summoned Cthulhu to fight a lion. It was pretty neat.

MEDUSA confirmed for Scribblenauts!
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #92 on: June 06, 2009, 02:54:36 PM »

:vampire: I made this gravity gun/whip thing for our new RPG.
 :serious: Okay.
 :vampire: Let's force the player to use it constantly in order to gain experience.
 :serious: Er, no, that would suck.
 :vampire: But I spent so much time coooooooooding it...
 :serious: OKAY FINE.  They'll just grind to the maximum level in the first area anyway.
 :vampire: HEY THEY CAN'T DO THAT!  Let's, I dunno, reset all their stats between dungeons or something.
 :serious: What?
 :vampire: :doit:
 :serious: Oh fuck it, I never liked this series anyway.
 :gameover:
:sadpanda: ::(:

I... wasn't actually paying attention.  To anything.  What game was this again?

Seiken Densetsu 4 / Dawn of Mana.
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #93 on: June 10, 2009, 01:22:56 PM »

So turns out Project Natal doesn't care about black people
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #94 on: June 10, 2009, 04:55:43 PM »

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melanin clearly interferes with the quality of the reflected NIRS signal

Awesome!  A video game controller that can only be used by pure albinos.
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Re: E3 2009
« Reply #95 on: June 10, 2009, 05:44:36 PM »

Ahah! Oh wow.
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