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Gracie Law

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2009, 06:54:50 PM »

Hey, guys.

Tie me to a couch.
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Re: The Thing
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2009, 07:34:09 PM »

I was innocent, though. And I would have tested myself!

Okay, new plan: Bennings justifies his existence.
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Palmer

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2009, 07:40:24 PM »

Another pleasant, equinocturnal day in Antarctica.

Seconding the idea that Bennings tests himself.
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Re: The Thing
« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2009, 08:02:10 PM »

I have a bad feeling about this.
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Childs

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2009, 09:29:55 PM »

I stand by my assertion, Clark was by the dogs, Clark is who should be tested, and there isn't a goddamned thing for him to be afraid of if he's innocent.
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Nauls

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2009, 09:38:48 PM »

Bennings needs to get his ass in here and test his damn self so we can get on with this.
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Palmer

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2009, 09:40:26 PM »

Clark? Clark is small potatoes. Windows needs to give some blood.
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George Bennings

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2009, 09:54:47 PM »

Late to the party, guuuys!

I test Bennings.
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Re: The Thing
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2009, 09:57:36 PM »

Bennings cuts some of his own blood from his thumb and heats a wire. You hold your breath as he sticks the end into the sample.

Psssst.

Nothing happens. Looks like Bennings is human, at least for now.
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Nauls

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2009, 09:58:26 PM »

All right.  Who's next?
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Gracie Law

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2009, 10:00:21 PM »

I'll listen to Bennings' suggestion before anyone else's.
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George Bennings

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2009, 10:04:32 PM »

My guess is as good as yours, Doctor. But if we test people fast enough, we can get this... this Thing.

At some point during the game, we will have a large number of people who are cleared innocent and a large number of Things. This is our moment to strike. I would say maybe turn 2 or 3 would be a good point to take a shot at someone, but there's just too much risk of hitting a flamethrower.

Yep, that monster's got us good.

Also apologies if my Bennings RP is a bit limp, I will try to track down the movie this weekend if I am still alive.
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Re: The Thing
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2009, 10:06:43 PM »

I'm going to say this very calmly.  There is no reason to fear the test.  Now I keep sayin' Clark because he was clearly at the most risk, but there isn't any reason to pussyfoot around this.  Cut someone and test them, and the sooner we can get on to the next person.
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George Bennings

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2009, 10:08:44 PM »

There is no reason to fear the test.

Not unless you're a-one of those things! It'll kill us! It'll kill us all!
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Gracie Law

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #54 on: June 02, 2009, 10:09:54 PM »

It sounds like Childs is volunteering.
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Nauls

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2009, 10:10:31 PM »

Shit, Bennings, get a hold of yourself.

Let's stop wasting time and have Clark step up next.
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Re: The Thing
« Reply #56 on: June 02, 2009, 10:18:37 PM »

Wait a minute, wait a minute guys.  There is a reason to fear the test. They are in short supply, and that Thing is still on the loose.  Proving that I'm innocent would be nice and all seeing as how I'd like not to be killed with a flamethrower (when all I have is this scalpel), but I also happen to know I ain't a creepy and that we don't have time to fuck around figuring out who's not the Thing while it's out on the loose.

Now if I had some way to firmly prove my innocence I'd certainly do it, but unfortunately all I have to show my humanity is my unconditional love for puppies.  Warm, soft puppies.  But if it's the only way to prove to you that I'm not afraid of the test, then fine.  Clark.

Draw my blood if you fucking gotta, but I'd rather you looked for the actual monsters instead of persecuting me for my love.
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Re: The Thing
« Reply #57 on: June 02, 2009, 10:24:14 PM »

Your concerns are noted, but since we only have 40 minutes left before nightfall, Clark.

He's right though, we need to be actively rooting out these organisms, not just going through the motions.
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Gracie Law

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Re: The Thing
« Reply #58 on: June 02, 2009, 10:25:27 PM »

I still think Childs should put his money where his mouth is.

Clark it is, for now.
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Re: The Thing
« Reply #59 on: June 02, 2009, 10:25:46 PM »

Er, you actually have until next midnight.

I extended the day when I restarted it. Sorry for the confusion. Nothing wrong with testing early, though!

EDIT: 5 votes for Clark, 1 for Windows.
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