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Author Topic: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps  (Read 1815 times)

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Frocto

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Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« on: June 02, 2009, 07:58:39 AM »
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 07:07:54 AM »
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 09:09:48 AM »
Fang may not have a broken I WIN button or the ability to leap about the screen like a wee tin faerie, but his weapons do buttloads of damage. His upgraded A is always good, his B is circumstancial but occasionally a lifesaver, his C swings around faster than Brownie's A and is much better against swarms of close-range critters, and his D is pure pwnage against most bosses.

Anyway, outside of your constant cyborg werewolf dissin', you're doing a good job so far.
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2009, 09:24:42 AM »
You should totally play Neo Contra next.
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2009, 04:54:16 PM »
::D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMePZMgyv6w

Not the hardest boss to begin with but it shows the damage potential you can reach when you know what you're doing with him.

I watched ahead to your 13C, and yeah, the B weapon is even weaker than the regular pea shooter on this boss. The damage is calculated for every fire sprite that hits, but the robot thing bounces away and only comes into contact with a tiny fraction of the blast.

(you made me break my youtube cherry frocto i hope you are happy)
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 12:49:38 AM »
Quote from: Newbie on June 04, 2009, 09:24:42 AM
You should totally play Neo Contra next.



I have had some ideas.
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 06:26:30 AM »
Zed: Just watched your video. Rendered speechless.
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 09:23:40 AM »
Yeah, it's kind of nutty how hard he hits. He's a slightly bigger target than the humans, his slide is crappy, and it's not always this easy to apply his massive damage potential, but if I was trying to speedrun the game I'd definitely pick him.
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2009, 10:47:58 AM »
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 11:33:44 AM »
Woo! I'm Internet-famous now! You truly are the king-maker! :richiam:

Okay um well yeah.

Just before 3:18 on 15B, I was all "alright! yes! that's it! it's in the bag!". But then... "oh my god he stood up noooooo no no noooooo".

Mad props for not editing the flower out, anyway. That takes some guts.
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 01:46:10 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPuJLXXiSk0

And that's that. I think this was a bit of a crash course in learning how to do an LP, which is good for me, but bad for you guys. Still, thanks for watching, everyone.

I've already started on El Viento and am already regretting it.
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Re: Let's Play Contra Hardcorps
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 07:56:02 AM »
i did not know that you played this game as a dingo
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