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[Friday]

And no.. this stamp was LYING!

see, this is why you are the best person ever

[Spram]

Why do you ever leave us, Spram?

What does that mean?

And no.. this stamp was LYING!

see, this is why you are the best person ever

Say that to my cockface.

[Friday]

Say that to my cockface.

mph, mmph mm mph mmm mph mmph mmmphm mmph

[Cannon]

Why do you ever leave us, Spram?

What does that mean?

That means you leave. Presumably to eat burritos, drink tequila, and fire guns in the air while exclaiming "Ai-yi-yi!" Or something like that! My knowledge of hilariously racist Puerto Rican stereotypes is limited! I was hoping you could inform me somewhat, if only because it means you'll post more, you wonderful scamp, you.

[Brentai]

All I know about Puerto Ricans is that they like to have dance fights with Italians and that redheads have a lot of 'splaining to do to them.

That's right, I've never met a Puerto Rican that wasn't on TV.  Well, or I never had a conversation with one beyond "Go the hell away, I don't want my sheets washed."

[Bongo Bill]

and that redheads have a lot of 'splaining to do to them.

That's Cuban.

[Kayma]

Puerto Ricans speak too quickly for me, no matter how many gods damned years of Spanish I took.

[Guild]

I had a Cuban friend who used to punch people for calling him anything but a Cuban. He also constantly characterized Puerto Ricans as dirt-eating, mouth-breathing, ear-biting retards. I'm pretty sure he was born and raised in New York.

[Zaratustra]

what now you can't even have a psychiatric session without turning it into a race battle

[Büge]

Mexicans are from Mexico. I'm Puerto Rican.

I'm from New York City.

[TA]

what now you can't even have a psychiatric session without turning it into a race battle

it's that fiery latin temper

[Spram]

Why the fuck is that bitch in the thread icon?

Also, I took a little bit more Clonazepam than usual because I'm feeling sadder than usual.

Also, I am very sad today because all the whiteys are voicing their hate, long hidden in their icy cold gray hearts, for all 'spanics in the form of hating Sonic Sotomayor.

While I don't like that woman very much, all these crackers are making me feel bad about my inferior race. I know I'm not making sense but I am holding back the rage, I just feel like running over picnicking whiteys. I hate them so much.

Also, I am saddened by all the jokes being cracked at my expense. Are you people trying to hurt me? I thought youse guys were on my side and now your making fun of me. Why all the hate?  I'm serious here, I just don't make sense because I'm sad.

I wish I could live in a country were I am not forced to belong to a group of people and I should be free to do what I want. Unfortunately I have to fit into a racial group that not only was fabricated by the white man but also shouldn't even exist. And I've been made fun of for "looking and acting" too white in both the USA and PR. I'm a shy, courteous man of means, I don't need to steal hubcaps or do other spic things.. and even If I was poor I wouldn't. I would just kill myself, like a ghostface would do.

Why? Why can't I be free? Why can't I listen to glam rock power ballads without feeling guilty? Why can't white women love me? Because of my alleged inferiority?

It's easy for you honkeys to point and laugh, but nobody cares what a white person does. White people can be whatever they want and they will not be measured against the few famous people of their own group. Newborn Rat Colored people can handglide and scuba and do ballet and nobody bats an eye, you are free. Nobody gets called an Oreo, or a twinky. Fuck, most of the shit white people like is not white. Tea, chocolate, sex, rock... they're not white inventions yet the white man rules over them all.

Alas, you are also free to make light of my suffering. I am not joking. Being forced to be this made-up ethnicy takes away my sense of self and turns me into a salsa-dancing, bean-eating, blond-raping robot. You do not understand my pain, and you never will. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!

Fuck you!

And Kabbage, fuck you extra!!!

Here's a stupid douche with a stupid essay:

Now, repeat after me: "Hispanic is not a race."  Disregard nearly every U.S. Government form which asks for race and shake your head in dismay at the cultural ignorance of nearly every writer in practically every newspaper in the United States, yes! the United States, because the term "Hispanic" or the equally misused "Latino" is nowhere used in so many wrong applications as it is in our politically correct, but sometimes culturally incorrect nation.

Go ahead, pick any random issue of the Washington Post, or the latest book of essays by the great Camille Paglia or the wording in some of our 50 states' Equal Rights laws. You will also find countless medical surveys or economic studies where "races" are broken into Black, White, Asian and Hispanic; Congressional Black Caucus members complain that U.S. Government policy is different for Cubans because they are "light-skinned Hispanics." The samples go on and on.

For the last time: Hispanicism is NOT a race! Hispanicism is the cultural legacy which sometimes unites nearly every country in the New World south of California into a diverse group of peoples and races joined by a common language. Oh, by the way, I suppose one must throw in Spaniards, although I was shocked and amazed to listen to a San Francisco Mexican-American politician declare a few years ago that " Spaniards were not Hispanic because they were Europeans and white."

There are white Hispanics (Cuban-American actress Cameron Diaz and Spanish actor Martin Sheen a.k.a. Guillermo Estevez and his warren of sons come to mind), Black Hispanics (the late great Puerto Rican baseball player (and one of my childhood heroes) Roberto Clemente), Asian Hispanics (Peru's former President, Señor Alberto Fujimori), Indian Hispanics (sorry, but the term Native American is not widely used in Latin America and somehow the term "Native American Hispanics" just seems odd) and the 46,656 possible permutations found in colonial Spain's attempts to codify the races into 16 possible marriage mixtures. Since many Hispanics or Latinos are white (especially in Cuba, Argentina, Uruguay, Chile and of course Spain) and some are black (also Cuba, Dominican Republic, Panama, etc.) and a small number Asian (Central and South America) and a large number are mestizo (most of Central America and Mexico) it is complete nonsense to categorize them as one race.

Given the huge cultural diversity among the people we call Hispanic in this country, it must be understood that the term comprises many ethnic groups and it is an arrogant and ignorant error to classify them, in race-obsessed America, as a "new" race. The key here is to recognize that there is ethnic and cultural diversity not only in our nation as a whole, but also within Latin American Hispanics as well. While Cubans may be culturally and historically closer to Spain and the United States, Mexicans are fiercely proud of their Indian heritage and Argentines share strong cultural and blood ties not only to Spain but also to Italy and Germany.

It is then no wonder then that we Hispanics shake our heads in disbelief when we read that Coppola initially wanted to film "Evita" in Mexico City. For anyone who has taken a stroll in the wide, elegant avenues of sophisticated Buenos Aires or has shopped in the wonderfully colorful markets of overcrowded Mexico City , the differences are as clear as black and white (yes, yes, pun intended).

I feel used and abused. I feel like old white senators and AM radio talkshow hosts are throwing me around and putting me in cute little outfits for their enjoyment and so they can point and laugh at me and call me a Macaca or a reverse racist or a hubcap stealing lowlife. I just like playing videogames and sleeping.

LET ME BE FREE! I WANT TO FLYYYY!

[Zaratustra]

Hispanicism is NOT a race! Hispanicism is the cultural legacy which sometimes unites nearly every country in the New World south of California into a diverse group of peoples and races joined by a common language.

also, having been colonized by the spanish umpteenth years ago

[patito]

Spram should do what I do and just try to be Japanese, there's no better ethnicity in my opinion.

[Mongrel]

Except for the bit about them not wanting you if you weren't Japanese already.

[Detonator]

And nobody likes a Weeaboo.

[Transportation]

Re: That Editorial

That is a really silly argument. By that definition black isn't a race either since since blacks in the US and black Africans are nothing alike.

[Spram]

Re: That Editorial

That is a really silly argument. By that definition black isn't a race either since since blacks in the US and black Africans are nothing alike.

You mean like culturally or genetically, as in shared physical appearance?

Also, white people in the US are also "completely different" from white Europeans too? Does that make an Irish-American a different race from an Irish or does this logic only apply to the darkies?

I'm pretty sure an Icelandic guy without American citizenship would be considered more American than a Puerto Rican, just because he would be very white. Puerto Ricans are all Illegal immigrants from Messico.

Not to mention you seemed to miss the point. The point of the essay is that Latin American countries are diverse racially and culturally and by that I don't mean that different Latin American countries are different from each other but that there are different groups of people with different ancestries living in the same country, or the same city or even in the same household.

Why can't Americans (and this includes American-born Hispanics) understand that the term Hispanic should not be used as a "race" like white and black. As a demographic? Sure, but race? I don't think a rich Argentine of Italian and Spanish ancestry is the same race as a poor Maya in Mexico. Why does this matter? Have you seen an Hispanic person on the media that actually looks like a Maya? Not me, not even in Spanish-language media.

Fun Fact: The host of Sabado Gigante is a German Jew. The most Latin person on TV would have been white (and dead) if his parents didn't emigrate to Chile.

Like I said, you create a handicapped racial category and then shoehorn us into it. Why? I don't know. Maybe it makes it easier for the goverment to keep track of the undesirables. Maybe it makes it easier for companies to sell their products to certain groups. Maybe it's because in their obvious lack of understanding of geography, Americans just assume that every continent must have it's own race? So obviously South America has Latinos, which have been living there since God created the Earth 6000 years ago. Awesome!!!

I know this makes me look like a crazy prick, but it does bother me too much when I see the news, read an article or interact with anyone and someone missuses the term Hispanic/Latino.. which is every single time. And don't get me started on how all "brown" people are the same. If Mexicans invented Tequila, then all brownies drink Tequila.

As a matter of fact, I don't belive in race. People have different physical appereances, skin colors and cultures, but those differences gradually blend into each other from ethnic group to ethnic group. By assigning races, you are drawing a line and creating a social category. But more intelligent and coherent people have written about this, so I'll just shut up and go fuck myself.

Why I am bringing this shit up now? Because of Sotomayor, you can't fucking see anything anywhere without people shitting on her or kissing her ass and talking about how brown/Mexican/Latina/Spanish/Colored/Illegal she is. Don't even get me started on the mentally retarded people who seriously think she's a racist. FUCK!

[Bongo Bill]

For someone who doesn't believe in race, you seem to derive a lot of your worldview from it.

[Cannon]

STOP USING ANCESTRY AS ANY KIND OF EXCUSE OR EXPLANATION

YOU'LL BE A GROWN-UP BEFORE YOU KNOW IT