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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1600 on: September 24, 2009, 03:16:19 PM »

Ah, you meant "title" literally, not as a synonym for "game".
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1601 on: September 24, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »

Correct, though it probably still works both ways.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1602 on: September 25, 2009, 04:07:04 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1603 on: September 25, 2009, 04:17:31 PM »



The Black Baron is unimpressed.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1604 on: September 25, 2009, 04:17:44 PM »

one of the games involves putting more BLENDER HATS onto zombies and hitting a big button that turns said hats on than the other guys


you also get dynamite to blow up the zombies that have been blender hatted by the other players to deny them points


there is also a duct tape mechanic that lets you tape weapons together to get things like WHEELCHAIR WITH MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1605 on: September 25, 2009, 08:09:43 PM »

So you can re-enact the fight with Belger?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1606 on: September 26, 2009, 02:57:52 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1607 on: October 02, 2009, 06:58:40 AM »

Kotor 2 Restoration completed.

But not by Team Gizka.  By some other people who thought Team Gizka was taking too long and said fuck it, we'll do it ourselves.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1608 on: October 02, 2009, 08:56:05 AM »

i am playing through it and it is GLORIOUS  :perfect:

Goddamn, this is so much better than KOTOR that it's a bit embarassing! Too bad Carth the Second still sucks.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1609 on: October 02, 2009, 09:15:57 AM »

Too bad Carth the Second still sucks.

i forget his name actually, oh wait atton? wasn't that it? he was still more interesting than carth. like that's hard to do. i think the best depiction of carth is how hk-47 depicts him if you ask in 2.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1610 on: October 02, 2009, 09:17:06 AM »

Are people talking about me?  Hi!  Hi!

... oh.  I'm sorry.  I'm ... I'm so sorry.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1611 on: October 02, 2009, 07:17:47 PM »

i forget his name actually, oh wait atton? wasn't that it? he was still more interesting than carth. like that's hard to do.

yeah, but. I just got to Nar Shaddaa and found out his secret (?) from those Twi'leks, and, uh. [spoiler]I KILLED TWENTY MILLION JEDI. I HATE JEDI. CAN I BE A JEDI PLS ;_;[/spoiler]
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1612 on: October 02, 2009, 07:18:43 PM »

When you said Carth the second, I thought of Kaidan is Mass Effect. D:
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1613 on: October 02, 2009, 07:21:13 PM »

That's Carth the Third.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1614 on: October 02, 2009, 07:33:00 PM »

Kaiden always ends up incinerated whenever I play Mass Effect.

I am okay with this.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1615 on: October 02, 2009, 07:52:38 PM »

I've always kind of wanted an option to leave them BOTH behind.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1616 on: October 03, 2009, 08:11:08 AM »

Yeah, same.  Carth 3.0 and Fuckoff Space Catholic were both just utterly uninteresting, and it really robs the situation of any drama if you have to choose which of the two dies and you honestly don't give a shit.

'course, the same could be said for most of Mass Effect.  God that was the blandest game.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1617 on: October 03, 2009, 09:22:57 PM »

Well, i mean, i gave a shit, it was just like, "Which one do i want dead MORE?"

It may not surprise you that my first run through was as a Renegade. I typically play good characters in games that offer the choice; the exceptions are when the NPCs populating fantasyland are literally so stupid or unlikeable or hopeless that even I can't make myself feel bad about harming them, or want to do them specific injury -- this latter was the case in Jade Empire, piece of shit that it was.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1618 on: October 04, 2009, 01:40:20 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #1619 on: October 04, 2009, 07:02:58 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOHK36p3C4&feature=PlayList&p=1495B94872A7792D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39

 Whoa..This is actually looking like a serious contender to Silent Hill's spot. :ohshi~:
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