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Detonator · « **Reply #1840 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:00:26 AM »

She also didn't have orange hair and Maxim didn't have a leather jacket and you know what there are lots of differences.

Brentai · « **Reply #1841 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:30:20 AM »

It's not a remake of Lufia 2 so much as a, I dunno, alternate version of it?

Think like in the Zelda series. Zelda in, say, Twilight Princess is similar to, but actually completely different from the Zelda in OoT, and so on. So throughout the series you have a sort of cast of repeat characters who are recognizable but distinct from their counterparts, coming together to form a game that's ~~completely the fucking same every time~~ I mean totally a different beast than its predecessors.

Kayma · « **Reply #1842 on:** December 09, 2009, 04:02:02 PM »

Mega Man X 10

Norondor · « **Reply #1843 on:** December 09, 2009, 07:11:16 PM »

~~YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~

Lottel · « **Reply #1844 on:** December 09, 2009, 07:18:34 PM »

Dooly · « **Reply #1845 on:** December 10, 2009, 12:08:56 AM »

I sure am glad now that I didn't spend the other 1000 Nintendo points after downloading MM9.

Lobst · « **Reply #1846 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:08:22 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/v/V7R-OhZFmko&hl=en_US&fs=1&

When NiS brings this over -- and come on, they've got to -- I look forward to comparing notes with at least one of you on battle strategies once it becomes impossible for either of us to notice breasts in the context of this game.

MarsDragon · « **Reply #1847 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:05:36 PM »

Oh Banpresto, just stick to making robot games. Your human sprites look terrible.

Frocto · « **Reply #1848 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:39:43 PM »

Quote from: Lobst on December 10, 2009, 10:08:22 PM

When NiS brings this over -- and come on, they've got to -- I look forward to comparing notes with at least one of you on battle strategies once it becomes impossible for either of us to notice breasts in the context of this game.

Except Queen's Blade is a terrible fucking game

Brentai · « **Reply #1849 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:46:27 AM »

Quote from: MarsDragon on December 10, 2009, 11:05:36 PM

Oh Banpresto, just stick to making robot games. Your human sprites look terrible.

To be fair, they are working off drawings of humans that also look terrible.

Lobst · « **Reply #1850 on:** December 11, 2009, 01:22:58 AM »

Quote from: Frocto on December 10, 2009, 11:39:43 PM

Except Queen's Blade is a terrible fucking game

Disheartening if true, but I should have expected this! Clearly, I was hypnotized.

Classic · « **Reply #1851 on:** December 11, 2009, 01:46:10 AM »

So I watched the preview...

I vomited a little in my mouth. It happened.
The preview managed to make me feel like a sleazy dude. Also maybe I shouldn't have gobbled down those donuts after about a pound of "mixed meat" pho. Spoiler re: "meat" [spoiler]Tripe was more palatable than I had expected, after my failure to consume grilled tripe. The beef tendon was chewy, but just tender enough that I could break it into smaller pieces. Victory.[/spoiler]

Anyway, yeah. If I want to feel like a creepy dude who looks at cartoon girls losing their clothes to get his jollies I will play a proper H-game. Thank you.

EDIT:
Oh, it turns out I am actually sick.

Frocto · « **Reply #1852 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:20:39 AM »

Quote from: Lobst on December 11, 2009, 01:22:58 AM

Quote from: Frocto on December 10, 2009, 11:39:43 PM
Except Queen's Blade is a terrible fucking game

Disheartening if true, but I should have expected this! Clearly, I was hypnotized.

Well, I couldn't convince my friend to play it more than once with me, but essentially the ACTUAL game boils down to you each choosing your combat action from like 20 different ones (swing high, swing low, jump back, block, etc) and then comparing the results to see who wins, with characters just having an advantage in certain situations.

It's gridded out to the point where tiers are absolutely CRUSHING. Perfect example, Melpha has Holy magic which only works on the undead characters, Menace and some other bitch, and she's totally useless against anyone else.

I am assuming that this game is probably going to be nothing like that, though, just a hunch.

(I have some of the books if anyone wants to try it more with me, like I said I've only played once and would like to be able to judge it better out of morbid curiousity)

Mothra · « **Reply #1853 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:32:56 AM »

I love how they keep pushing Queen's Blade like it's just another fightman show and not, in fact, out-and-out soft-core hentai. They're certainly getting bolder!

Roger · « **Reply #1854 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:02:03 PM »

Is this the part where I'm supposed to chime in or something? I kind of don't have any strong feelings for Queen's Blade. I don't watch the show, can't keep the vast majority of the characters straight, constantly misspell the names of the ones I do know, and really am only in it for the porn. So uh... needs more tits, I guess?

Kneads more tits?

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #1855 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:35:34 PM »

Needs more or less tits, because the middle ground it's straddling right now is kinda uncomfortable to behold.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1856 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:54:03 PM »

I would like to point out that that giant pink amorphous blob at 1:30 into the video does seem to have a pair of tits when it's attacked.

Frocto · « **Reply #1857 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:12:52 PM »

Quote from: Roger on December 11, 2009, 08:02:03 PM

I don't watch the show, can't keep the vast majority of the characters straight, constantly misspell the names of the ones I do know,

you are soooooooooooooooooo full of shit

MarsDragon · « **Reply #1858 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:06:22 PM »

Quote from: Frocto on December 11, 2009, 02:20:39 AM

I am assuming that this game is probably going to be nothing like that, though, just a hunch.

Probably. It looks like it's going to basically be SRW with people instead, which means that it'll be a bog-standard Fire Emblem knock-off SRPG except without Fire Emblem's permadeath.

And is it me, or does Queen's Blade look a lot like a Battle Fantasia? The same artstyle, the same stiff animation... I wonder if they actually hired the guys who made BF to help with Queen's Blade.

Classic · « **Reply #1859 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:10:57 PM »

I'm sorry... I have to do it.

Instead of permadeath, you get a boobie prize for your incompetence.

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