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patito · « **Reply #1900 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:23:22 PM »

Dude, have you seen any other pictures of that particular character? I mean, the other Queen's Blade characters have huge boobs, and that's ok, that's what the thing is about, but Cattleya proves that there is such a thing as too big.

Norondor · « **Reply #1901 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Bleck on December 13, 2009, 09:17:30 PM

yeah a woman with muscles I mean come on

Dudes who whine about video game ladies with huge cans are usually just pissed that Japan has the audacity to design a character that doesn't look like a twelve-year-old girl.

this isn't /v/, you little turd.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1902 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:38:17 PM »

Can't it be okay for someone to find both Bayonetta and Etna hot?!?!! Because I do. But yeah, Queen's blade is awful.

Norondor · « **Reply #1903 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:40:10 PM »

Sorry, man. She's cute, but the butt-plushies ruin it for me.

Niku · « **Reply #1904 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Catloaf on December 13, 2009, 09:38:17 PM

Can't it be okay for someone to find both Bayonetta and Etna hot?!?!! Because I do. But yeah, Queen's blade is awful.

Thad · « **Reply #1905 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:43:55 PM »

Quote from: Bleck on December 13, 2009, 09:17:30 PM

yeah a woman with muscles I mean come on

Dudes who whine about video game ladies with huge cans are usually just pissed that Japan has the audacity to design a character that doesn't look like a twelve-year-old girl.

People sometimes complain that I throw out the word "troll" when it is unwarranted.

However, the only alternative is that you are legitimately as stupid as this post indicates you are.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1906 on:** December 13, 2009, 10:44:18 PM »

Baby Female Lead's chest was just too small, it made Goldilocks look like a pedophile.

Daddy Female Lead's chest was just too big, it made Goldilocks look like a pervert.

Japan wont let Mommy Female Lead have a game.

Büge · « **Reply #1907 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:53:30 AM »

_{Chi chi chi ni oppai... bo-ing bo-ing...}

Walker · « **Reply #1908 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:44:11 AM »

I don't mind a girl with muscles, Buge, but that drawing just looks like whoever did it learned to draw by studying Liefeld's work. The anatomy in general is god-awful.

Büge · « **Reply #1909 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:11:05 PM »

Liefeld's girls are a lot less meaty.

Bleck · « **Reply #1910 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:01:11 PM »

Quote from: Thad on December 13, 2009, 09:43:55 PM

Quote from: Bleck on December 13, 2009, 09:17:30 PM
yeah a woman with muscles I mean come on

Dudes who whine about video game ladies with huge cans are usually just pissed that Japan has the audacity to design a character that doesn't look like a twelve-year-old girl.

People sometimes complain that I throw out the word "troll" when it is unwarranted.

However, the only alternative is that you are legitimately as stupid as this post indicates you are.

I don't see anybody complaining about Etna, nor do I ever. People are always quick to point out that oh no, busty video game girl isn't wearing armour of some sort, this shit doesn't make sense yo - but when ten year old almost-naked girl is walking around fighting superdemons in Anime Hell, the only responses I see can effectively be summarized as ':3'.

Doom · « **Reply #1911 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:08:27 PM »

In a setting defined by the surreal, an element of the surreal goes unnoticed.

Like for reference, Disgaea is defined by invincible little kids.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #1912 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Doom on December 14, 2009, 05:08:27 PM

In a setting defined by the surreal, an element of the surreal goes unnoticed.

Except here we are, talking about Bayonetta, which, uh....

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #1913 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:19:33 PM »

I see his point, though. Although there may be a sampling bias at work, this kind of conversation only seems to appear in the wake of sexualization of the more, uh, mature sort. Which sounds like a topic that somebody ought to get Leigh Alexander to weigh in on.

Doom · « **Reply #1914 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:20:14 PM »

I guess I'm not the best guy to take a side here. I just shrug and mumble "videogames" when a plate mail bikini shows up next to a guy in actual plate mail.

Classic · « **Reply #1915 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:46:13 PM »

I'm inclined to think that it is because Etna is built as a foil to the "standard" over-sexed battle girl character. She has basically no secondary sexual characteristics. If Etna constantly referred to herself as a dude (

), you'd believe it basically without question.

If I had to honestly make a guess, I'd say that this kind of reaction is basically caused when character designers make their consumers feel self-conscious about how fucking creepy they are.

Also, is this character actually some kind of half-cow? Is that the excuse?

Finally,

Quote from: HonestClassic on December 14, 2009, 05:20:14 PM

I guess I'm not the best guy to take a side here. I just shrug and mumble "so lonely" when a plate mail bikini shows up next to a guy in actual plate mail. And find real porn to masturbate to before posting about it angrily on forums.

IDEA:
Comic where female lead possesses magical, full body tattoos that when exposed to the light of the sun or moon make her invincible proportional to the amount of the magic ink that's being touched by that light. BUT, she firmly believes in personal modesty/is embarrassed by the enchantment/design of the tattoo. I think it could make for a decent 30-40 page story.

Niku · « **Reply #1916 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:32:18 PM »

that is exactly the opposite idea of empowered, where she has a super suit that gets weaker the more torn up it gets

TA · « **Reply #1917 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:36:52 PM »

I thought it got weaker the more self-conscious and unconfident she got, which just went up as it tore.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1918 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:53:09 PM »

You seem to not realize what people hate about the art. It is not that she is scantily clad. It is that she is a terrifying she-beast with no reference of any anatomy we recognize as human.

Also her incredibly manish face. Which makes me think she's actually just a man with boobs attached.

And those legs.

Norondor · « **Reply #1919 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:02:49 PM »

Wait, wait, are we talking about Cattleya or Bayonetta now?

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