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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2100 on: April 17, 2010, 10:12:18 AM »

Their history is basically defined by an unbroken string of invasions by armies several times larger than their entire population.  By necessity both Koreas have developed kind of a largish cultural boner for strategic warfare.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2101 on: April 17, 2010, 10:15:22 AM »

Ohshitnorthkoreanrush kekeke...
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2102 on: April 17, 2010, 10:20:35 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2103 on: April 17, 2010, 12:49:04 PM »

I admit, even I want to bring about my large vessel to invade that girl's lips.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2104 on: April 17, 2010, 02:34:58 PM »

Am I the only one who thinks this 18+ hullaballo is some kind of petty revenge against Blizzard for the recent betting scandal thing?

Like, it makes no sense, but if they decided to blame Blizzard for shaming them, instead of their own psychotic culture about it...
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2105 on: April 17, 2010, 02:45:55 PM »

Betting scandal?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2106 on: April 17, 2010, 02:51:28 PM »

Apparently some coaches and players were fixing games pro games. I'm not clear on the details of who is and is not involved.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2107 on: April 17, 2010, 03:02:56 PM »

Am I the only one who thinks this 18+ hullaballo is some kind of petty revenge against Blizzard for the recent betting scandal thing?

Yes you are
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« Reply #2108 on: April 17, 2010, 04:33:21 PM »

Apparently some coaches and players were fixing games pro games. I'm not clear on the details of who is and is not involved.

"Nearly every top starcraft player in Korea" is a good place to start on who is involved.

Also it goes as far back as 2006.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2109 on: April 17, 2010, 05:14:11 PM »

No one cares.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2110 on: April 17, 2010, 05:21:35 PM »

Those fuckers

We were used! The whole world! Like stone cold chumps!
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2111 on: April 17, 2010, 06:48:59 PM »

From what I've heard, all the top players are being investigated, but that's a long way from being guilty.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2112 on: April 19, 2010, 01:48:13 PM »

Ubisoft ditching paper manuals under the guise of being greener.

I'm reminded of those terrible, hole-riddled DVD cases that games like Brutal Legend came in. They say they're doing it for the environment, but they're really just doing it to save money on shipping.

It's fine if they just want to save money (hell, games already come with in-game manuals. They're called tutorials), but I'd rather they just be honest about it than say that they're being environmentally conscious. Makes them look soulless.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2113 on: April 19, 2010, 04:36:03 PM »

Eh, the only deal here is that game companies probably should have started doing this about 10 years ago.  I haven't need a manual since I was in elementary school, and annoying tutorial levels or pop up hints are the norm these days.

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2114 on: April 19, 2010, 04:41:53 PM »

I'd kind of prefer having something I can flip to in the middle of a level to remind myself how to do something, as opposed to being forced to save, quit, start a new game, and run the tutorial level until it gets to the move I'm forgetting.

Manuals aren't supposed to teach you how to play the game.  They are reference material.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2115 on: April 19, 2010, 04:45:18 PM »

So hopefully the in-game manual is a pause and simple menu option away?

As it is, it sounds like DN wants everybody to be cynical because he is cynical, not that they could actually be doing something good.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2116 on: April 19, 2010, 06:37:12 PM »

Well excuse me for not seeing the environmental incentive in not publishing books.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2117 on: April 19, 2010, 06:51:07 PM »

Wait a second, you know paper is trees, right?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2118 on: April 19, 2010, 06:54:59 PM »

I... uh

well

I'm going to go kill myself. Later guys.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2119 on: April 19, 2010, 07:05:34 PM »

And plastic is oil!  And aluminum is ore!

Basically everything that has ever contained something is somehow fucking the planet.  Including you, you ambulant bag of water and feces.
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