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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3920 on: May 27, 2013, 04:51:39 PM »

The fun thing is that those particular items, being sold by that particular guy, are the result of botting, not duping.

But there is a reproducible and easy way to dupe things.
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« Reply #3921 on: May 29, 2013, 01:58:37 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3922 on: June 05, 2013, 08:31:50 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3923 on: June 06, 2013, 01:51:58 AM »

Red Star... fall!

(Lavos is now engaged to your daughter)
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3924 on: June 06, 2013, 02:18:29 PM »

Those dumb apes never saw it coming!

I actually clicked on that and STILL have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to be looking at.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3926 on: June 06, 2013, 09:17:44 PM »

Sweet Metro: Last Light trailer.

Metro: Last Light - Mobius Trailer
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3927 on: June 07, 2013, 03:50:08 AM »

Reminds me of the Dead Island trailer a lot. Except I hear this game is actually good.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3928 on: June 07, 2013, 04:00:41 AM »

Also, unlike the Dead Island trailer, it's representative of the actual game it's advertising.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3929 on: June 07, 2013, 04:24:55 AM »



this gets better and better.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3930 on: June 10, 2013, 04:25:42 AM »

In the cupholder of every seat at the XBone demo:

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« Reply #3931 on: June 10, 2013, 09:36:09 AM »

The next Mirror's Edge is a reboot.

Of an intellectual property with only one title under its belt.

I'm at a loss.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3932 on: June 10, 2013, 10:29:18 AM »

And is less than a generation old.

Whatever, I'm just shocked enough at "next Mirror's Edge" to care about the particulars.  Too bad I'm gonna have to pirate the shit out of it.

(EA should probably not make games that encourage running contraband in defiance of a capitalist organization that's squashing people's rights.)
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3933 on: June 10, 2013, 11:01:56 AM »

I'm imagining this nightmarishly long sequence where your character slides across a billboard for The Internship, Starring Owen Wilson, In Theaters Now, Press Y Now To Purchase Tickets Through FunHub
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3934 on: June 10, 2013, 12:21:13 PM »

(EA should probably not make games that encourage running contraband in defiance of a capitalist organization that's squashing people's rights.)

I dunno, it worked out well enough for [Marvel publishing comics where the little guy stands up for his rights/Fox airing programming that tweaks Fox News/Urban Outfitters selling Che Guevara T-shirts/Disney releasing The Muppets].  Most consumers are lacking in a basic sense of irony.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3935 on: June 10, 2013, 12:42:36 PM »

I wonder how Urban Outfitters would react if someone broke into their warehouse, stole all the Che Guevara shirts and distributed them for free.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3936 on: June 10, 2013, 01:51:02 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3937 on: June 10, 2013, 02:06:28 PM »

Console War's over. Microsoft lost.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3938 on: June 10, 2013, 02:10:13 PM »

$399, no always online, Kingdom Hearts 3, used games just like you remember, VIDEO GAMES. Drop the mic
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3939 on: June 10, 2013, 02:11:43 PM »

 :glee:

I can certainly appreciate a corporation rubbing it's enemy's nose in it. If they can only manage to bring the same sense of fun to the games themselves, they'll be set.
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