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Author Topic: Game News Dump  (Read 297873 times)

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Ted Belmont

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2280 on: July 29, 2010, 02:46:29 PM »

Not surprised this slipped through the cracks, but Rock of Ages, a weird sort-of tower defense game developed by the guys who made Zeno Clash where you roll a boulder down a hill to smash the hell out of your enemy's castle, looks pretty awesome.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2281 on: July 29, 2010, 02:59:03 PM »

That's not the right link.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2282 on: July 29, 2010, 03:05:58 PM »

What the derp

Ok fixed
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2283 on: July 30, 2010, 02:13:22 AM »

I don't get why you guys say that harry potter game looks bad, It looks like the first harry potter game that i'd actually play!
Fun > Accuracy
Imagine if the schindler's list game had stayed totally true to the source material? That'd be depressing as hell.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2284 on: July 30, 2010, 04:14:10 AM »

It stands as the greatest Moonwalker clone of all time.

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2285 on: July 30, 2010, 05:02:19 AM »

...there was a Schindler's List game?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2286 on: July 30, 2010, 05:08:23 AM »

Yeah, I think Sharkey reviewed it.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2287 on: July 30, 2010, 06:36:38 AM »

Wh

How do you win??
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2288 on: July 30, 2010, 06:41:49 AM »

Let me put it this way: remember Lemmings?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2289 on: July 30, 2010, 07:58:55 PM »

I don't know the name for what I'm feeling.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2290 on: July 30, 2010, 08:27:57 PM »

There's probably a word in German for whatever it is.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2291 on: July 31, 2010, 07:07:54 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2292 on: August 02, 2010, 08:39:56 PM »

I think I just blew a vein in my head. Evidence for this includes significant paralysis in my left side and the fact that the Cruciatus curse, which [spoiler]Harry ever only uses against Belatrix in book 5 right after he watches her murder Sirius[/spoiler] is selectable from a god damned ring menu. Neville would be horrified.

Actually, he uses it on Carrow in the last book, too.

Frocto edit: Spoilered, because holy fuck I don't care if the books are old, he was going for some sort of record for spoiling as many things as possible in one sentence.

There is absolutely nobody on the Internet who has not at some point read the phrase "Snape kills Dumbledore."

For fuck's sake, there was a Simpsons episode written around it.

In 2006.

I think we've reached the point where we probably don't have to tag spoilers from the PREVIOUS book.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2293 on: August 02, 2010, 08:42:50 PM »

I haven't read them.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2294 on: August 02, 2010, 08:46:00 PM »

That's on you at this point.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2295 on: August 02, 2010, 09:20:27 PM »

I haven't read the seventh book since it was released. I stand corrected.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2296 on: August 02, 2010, 10:42:56 PM »

you have my explicit consent to unspoiler bal's post
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2297 on: August 03, 2010, 09:03:24 PM »

...the other thing that's fucking absurd about it is that, of course, there is a perfectly good stun spell in the goddamn canon.  You don't even have to make one up, just flip back through the first book.  And the second, third, fourth, fifth...
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2298 on: August 04, 2010, 06:37:55 AM »

HTML5 can be used to make games that look like this.

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #2299 on: August 04, 2010, 07:53:17 AM »

Fuck, that's amazing. :goodnews:
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