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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3260 on: December 08, 2011, 03:37:56 PM »

He's just going to focus on smaller, more intimate molestations from now on.

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3261 on: December 08, 2011, 05:14:34 PM »

It's true.  The chick I just met could fit in my duffel bag.

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No, she is not currently in my duffel bag.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3262 on: December 08, 2011, 05:25:06 PM »

"Currently"

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3263 on: December 09, 2011, 12:04:20 PM »

GSC is dead, Stalker 2 is dead.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3264 on: December 09, 2011, 12:08:50 PM »

You could say it got out of hBLAM BLAM BLAM ETCETERA
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3265 on: December 11, 2011, 07:28:35 AM »

Diablo 3's opening cinematic. It's pretty fucking awesome.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3266 on: December 15, 2011, 09:58:30 AM »

So, you know how Bioware is making the next Command & Conquer game?

Well, that's not true.  The exact same team that made the last few C&Cs is making the next one.  EA just renamed that team "Bioware Victory" to cash in on Bioware's reputation.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3267 on: December 15, 2011, 10:35:08 AM »

Bioware's rapidly waning reputation.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3268 on: December 15, 2011, 01:12:24 PM »

Look, just because Dragon Age 2 sucked and The Old Republic sucks and Mass Effect 3 is going to suck doesn't mean people won't see "Bioware" on the box and buy literally millions of copies.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3269 on: December 15, 2011, 01:48:26 PM »

Did Dragon Age 2 suck? I don't remember it sucking.

I just remember it being very different from DA:O, and not as good at keeping its tone straight.

It helped maybe that the things I did immediately before starting it up were playing Awakening which had poorly written and acted cookie cutout characters.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3270 on: December 15, 2011, 02:51:08 PM »

act 1 was merely ok. act 2 was pretty good but beginning to look a little threadbare. act 3 was uhhhhhh
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3271 on: December 15, 2011, 02:51:21 PM »

uhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3272 on: December 15, 2011, 06:06:03 PM »

Quote from: #talkingtime, Dec 11
<@Kayin> But yeah seems like a bad decision. Unless they're really sure of Generals 2, stuff like that seems to risk the brand a bit too much
<patito> if it fails they can just completely scrap the studio and rename their download service "Bioware"
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3273 on: December 15, 2011, 11:24:41 PM »

act 1 was merely ok. act 2 was pretty good but beginning to look a little threadbare. act 3 was uhhhhhh

I guess it also helped that I put it down somewhere in the middle of act 2.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3274 on: December 15, 2011, 11:54:49 PM »

I generally don't consider games I can't finish very good.

Of course that means that 99% of everything made after 2004 was terrible.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3275 on: December 16, 2011, 12:01:22 AM »

So Xenogears isn't a good game?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3276 on: December 16, 2011, 01:19:38 AM »

So The Simpsons isn't a --

damn it Envy
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3277 on: December 16, 2011, 07:44:45 PM »

It's the crossover nobody asked for.

This link summary is a spoiler to preserve a proper state of shock for those brave souls who follow it blindly: [spoiler]Pokemon meets Nobunaga's Ambition[/spoiler].
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3278 on: December 17, 2011, 09:07:22 AM »

And I will take it upon myself to ruin it!

PIKACHU has entered the battlefield.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3279 on: December 19, 2011, 08:04:39 AM »

...I think the audience for this is my uncle.

I'm not sure if there is anybody else in the audience.  But he's going to love it.
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