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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3720 on: November 10, 2012, 05:22:53 AM »

I hadn't even heard about these shenanigans until now.  I guess that means there's no chance of an Eternal Darkness sequel.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3721 on: November 10, 2012, 08:57:48 AM »

Not from Silicon Knights.  But somebody else could wind up with the rights.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3722 on: November 12, 2012, 08:39:31 PM »

PC Gamer basically says that Hitman: Absolution is garbage.

Gosh, you mean the game that was advertised with a trailer where 47 kills a squadron of sexy battle nuns isn't very good? Color me shocked. Seriously though, after Kane & Lynch my faith in IO Interactive was pretty much gone. And really, Blood Money was the only objectively good game in the series anyway (though I did enjoy 2 and Contracts, buggy as they were).
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3723 on: November 12, 2012, 10:21:03 PM »

Kane and Lynch 1 at least had something with taking apart the 'Good man in bad situation' deal that gets tossed around in GTA games.(Except for Libery City). Lynch and Kane were monsters who had flashes of humanity but threw them away.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3724 on: November 12, 2012, 11:27:28 PM »

Man, I played Blood Money like a month ago as my first Hitman game and its really a massive bummer that Absolution is sounding like its just savagely bad cause I was really hyped to play something new in that same vein. I guess I'll just go back and play the older ones instead? =\

OTOH several of the comments on the article make it sound like the guy harshing on it might be out for blood or something. I dunno... I'll probably end up checking it out somehow, since I have a hard time believing they'd fuck it up so badly (don't even start, don't even).
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3726 on: November 13, 2012, 03:21:58 PM »

Also, it features Patraeus as the Secretary of Defense.

:whoops: :whoops: :whoops: :whoops: :whoops: :whoops: :whoops:
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3728 on: November 13, 2012, 07:04:53 PM »

That's not "NBA Jam is getting a bigger sequel, with free TF2 hat"
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3729 on: November 13, 2012, 07:47:27 PM »

That's not Shaq-fu 2: Tofu Snafu, a game where shaq uses martial arts to fight pod people made of soy beans.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3730 on: November 14, 2012, 03:22:55 AM »

That's not this*


*edit for people who hate this urls get bent**

**not actually an edit
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3731 on: November 14, 2012, 03:35:28 AM »

I'll thank you to continue failing to remind me of the Bieber's existence in the future.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3732 on: November 14, 2012, 03:02:01 PM »

in other news:

WHORE OF THE ORIENT
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3733 on: November 14, 2012, 04:21:26 PM »

Stay classy, videogames.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3734 on: November 15, 2012, 11:41:43 AM »

somehow they made this scene even crazier than they let off it would be

the new CoD has fucking horse riding oh my gaaawd
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3735 on: November 15, 2012, 11:48:28 AM »

Quote
the new CoD has fucking horse riding

Oh hey it IS about Patraeus.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3736 on: November 15, 2012, 01:21:03 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3737 on: November 15, 2012, 02:25:44 PM »

The only thing that comes to mind that's missing (I'm sure there's more) is Dragon Quest. But of course they focus mostly on western games.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3738 on: November 16, 2012, 08:27:58 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #3739 on: November 16, 2012, 05:42:11 PM »

Glitch closes shop, no one will notice.

It had recently changed from a great concept to Facebook the Game, so it's probably for the best.
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