Topic: Game News Dump (Read 309086 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #1361 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:45:20 PM »

EPILOGUE: I did not have any vodka so I drank rum instead.

Salut!

Mothra · « **Reply #1362 on:** June 09, 2009, 06:02:59 PM »

Oh

~yes

Had some issues with how damn floaty and invincible your guy was in the original - my one game with Niku was us leaping four stories to every bad guy, absorbing hundreds of rounds while we stood there and shot them till they exploded into delicious energy snacks. Loved all the freewheeling street justice and mischief but MAN, if we're gonna be shooting at things for half the game it should probably be kind of a bit less lame.

Saturn · « **Reply #1363 on:** June 09, 2009, 06:24:46 PM »

I just hope that the stunt rings are slightly less annoying.

my biggest problem with them was that they are INVISIBLE unless you are driving, and even then are kinda hard to see.

then you have to find the damn ramp truck, which handles like a manatee and line the thing up perfectly

then some asshole in a car rams the ramp and fucks everything up

then i pick up said asshole's car and THROW IT INTO THE SEA

Niku · « **Reply #1364 on:** June 09, 2009, 06:27:46 PM »

jump buggy best make a comeback

Büge · « **Reply #1365 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:09:26 AM »

Pornstar sells breast adspace to goldfarming site

Alex · « **Reply #1366 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:22:41 AM »

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/06/02/confirmed-perfect-dark-bound-for-xbla-this-winter/

Brentai · « **Reply #1367 on:** June 10, 2009, 03:46:30 PM »

Quote from: Büge on June 10, 2009, 10:09:26 AM

Pornstar sells breast adspace to goldfarming site

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It was a pity to damage hers.

Spram · « **Reply #1368 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:40:52 PM »

Google searched the fuck out of "Anna Morgan" and didn't find shit. >:(

Brentai · « **Reply #1369 on:** June 10, 2009, 04:52:40 PM »

What the hell is wrong with you Spram.

She's not a white chick, she's Russian.

Brentai · « **Reply #1370 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:38:19 PM »

Great minds.

Walker · « **Reply #1371 on:** June 11, 2009, 09:22:16 PM »

That comic doesn't cover the third and most likely possibility: They both die.

Brentai · « **Reply #1372 on:** June 11, 2009, 09:23:58 PM »

They both die at some point but are brought back/reborn through some bullshit contrivance.

I would really like to see how that horse managed to land.

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #1373 on:** June 11, 2009, 09:30:26 PM »

My stepmom raises and trains horses, and she found SotC to be fascinting: both because of Agro and because she enjoys fantasy stories. She was amazed at how true-to-life Agro was, from the way he switches the leg he leads with as he runs to his mannerisms in general. She was actually more sad when he returned at the end than when he fell, because she could tell by his limp that his leg would never fully heal and he could never run again. He would probably have been shot in real life.

Alex · « **Reply #1374 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:00:57 PM »

Team ICO trolls everyone.

Both of them come out unscathed at the end.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1375 on:** June 12, 2009, 10:08:08 AM »

No no no!!! The kid becomes the Colossi and the Griffin becomes Yorda! It makes perfect sense!!!

Brentai · « **Reply #1376 on:** June 12, 2009, 10:39:26 AM »

I'd be jazzed if each of these games just took a step backwards chronologically forever. I wanted to do an RPG series like that once; the first one takes place millions of years after the destruction of Earth, then keeps stepping back to events referenced in the previous game until you finally get to the dragons at the beginning of the universe and find out what the hell the final boss in all the other games is actually supposed to be.

Büge · « **Reply #1377 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:03:25 AM »

That's one of those things you have to force yourself into completing. ESPECIALLY if it picks up an audience.

I'm looking at you, George R.R. Martin.

Brentai · « **Reply #1378 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:25:43 AM »

My constant fear of anything I do becoming popular is a large part of why I never do anything.

Simo Belmo haunts my every waking moment.

Romosome · « **Reply #1379 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:57:19 AM »

Quote from: Brentai on June 12, 2009, 10:39:26 AM

I'd be jazzed if each of these games just took a step backwards chronologically forever. I wanted to do an RPG series like that once; the first one takes place millions of years after the destruction of Earth, then keeps stepping back to events referenced in the previous game until you finally get to the dragons at the beginning of the universe and find out what the hell the final boss in all the other games is actually supposed to be.

You should play Live-A-Live. Start with the Far Future chapter and work your way backwards chronologically and it even matches up perfectly.

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