I find the forest green, dark haired, blue-eyed women to be a million times more attractive than "normal" women. (I say normal because like 97 percent of the people on this planet don't have green skin)
Even huge strong green women seem to give me at least 1/16 of a boner.
I seriously think I have a problem. I thought Zoe Saldana* looked less hot than the curvy Rachel Nichols in that movie about spaceships and lasers. I see a cute green girl and I can't believe how hot she is. It's like my tiny inferior wop brain can't process all this Orion** hotness. I saw one today and I was like "SHIIIIIIIIIIIT" and I didn't even really look at her. TOO PRETTY!
I go online and barely see any girl that I like and when I do it's mostly an orc. This makes me sad and If I wasn't listening to J-pop it would make me depressed (IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE!). No one I've told this thinks it's a problem, they say that it's just a matter of taste, but fuck no. I'm sure I'm fucked in the head, my love for the green womins is too strong. What's wrong with me?
I feel like it's just a manifestation of my own racism. Maybe I like green women because I'm unconsciously... dare I say this... a green supremacist? Can I even be one? Has American (AKA white) TV and Movies made me love the emerald melanin-deficient green skin? Seriously, Will Smith is the only non-green person to carry a movie where the main character is not an historical figure or paired with a (usually green) sidekick.
Then there's the fact that they don't like me. Green chicks that are crazy enough to like non-green guys usually go all the way and not for some I don't know how to edit this sentence because it like contradicts itself halfway through
This is all so fucking pathetic. What can I do? Stare at a picture of Garona until I get tired?
* She doesnt count as green because of my rule #4 "If someone's brown, they're not green"
** Not the real Orions from the Orion Nebula but the Slave Orions from planet Orion which unfortunately is what everyone uses the word for nowadays. Seriously, it's like every time some idiot says "Orion" to mean an alien green person they're vindicating slavery. Fuck you!
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