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Author Topic: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim  (Read 4288 times)

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Frocto

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"And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability."

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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 09:13:00 PM »

my favorite part is when a demonic face attacks frocto and he tells it to "FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING ROBOT"
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 09:15:22 PM »

All of episode 3 is pretty much the best part so far. It's like one massive tirade.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 02:11:58 AM »

Frocto is better at this.  He is a vulgar boy.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 04:00:15 AM »

No, Kazz is better.

He has a ten inch dick.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 07:12:25 AM »

No, Kazz is better.

He has a ten inch deeck.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 07:14:10 AM »

You're both great. It would be a criminal act for either of you to quit doing this.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 07:14:21 AM »

JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY YOU TWO

WITH YOUR FAT DICK SUCKING LIPS
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2009, 07:16:15 AM »

I think it's clear what needs to be done.

Frocto, press left.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2009, 09:08:52 AM »

Okay, but only if I get to be Player 1.
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2009, 12:57:08 PM »

I suppose it's just as well that we're not getting another part. Frocto would be in a coma before we got to Professor Monkey for a Head.

That's the one on his shoulders, by the way.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 12:58:03 PM »

Frocto's friend stole our Earthworm Jim tequila.

Frocto's friend must be punished.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2009, 03:23:55 PM »

Yeah, I plan on finishing it, I just ran out of tequila.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2009, 03:33:54 PM »

The stumbling block of all the greatest endeavors in history.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2009, 04:28:30 PM »

We may as well replace A.D. with A.T., yes!
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2009, 08:44:09 PM »

By the way, suggestions for the drinking rules for the next few episodes are very appreciated. My original rule of 3 shots before we start, then an additional shot every two episodes seemed to work fine, but was a tad boring, whereas Squizzle's rule of 2 shots at the start, then 1 every time we die led to me concentrating too hard, playing too well and not drinking enough.

You owe it to yourself to make me suck at Earthworm Jim. You owe it to Dave Perry, Tommy Tallarico and Doug Tennapel.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2009, 08:45:22 PM »

Quote
FIRST TRY BITCHES

Go fucking figure it's the sort of god damned thing you can do easily when you're drunk.
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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2009, 08:50:57 PM »

Choose one of the rarer powerups, and drink whenever you find one.

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Re: Let's Play Drunk Earthworm Jim
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2009, 08:52:59 PM »

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