Topic: Today on the Internet (NSFW) (Read 6907 times)

Disposable Ninja · « **on:** June 24, 2009, 10:26:31 PM »

Elegant, beautiful, finely hand-crafted. Truly a work of art, and a must-own for the discerning masturbator in your family.

The Milkmaid. It even comes with a matching satchel.

Defenestration · « **Reply #1 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:00:25 PM »

What function is the cork for? I can't figure that out.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #2 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:01:19 PM »

Maybe you put warm water in it so it's not freezing cold to the touch? That's a super ridiculous guess, but still.

yyler · « **Reply #3 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:02:24 PM »

Probably that, and having a hollow center makes it lighter and more maneuverable.

Defenestration · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:06:20 PM »

Well, you can have a hollow center and just cover it up and leave a hole at the bottom.

The cork implies that something goes there.

My best guess is what LD said or a place to insert a corkscrew if it gets stuck.

Brentai · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:25:31 PM »

The photos on the website have it standing upright on the cork, so it's probably there so you don't have to have the ceramic scraping on the bottom, like putting a cloth or doily under fine china.

Alternately you can put a motor or some other motion-generating object in there, but I get the feeling the thing is not exactly intended for actual use.

Koah · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:21:41 AM »

Well it's not like you can put it in the curio next to the Precious Moments figurines and blown glass swans, you know? Dinner guests tend to be put off by things like that.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:49:21 AM »

If they were then I wouldn't invite them over for dinner.

Koah · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:46:03 AM »

Personally if I were the sort to decorate my home with high-quality sex toys then I'd give up on hosting a dinner with guests and just eat out all the time.

Brentai · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:46:51 AM »

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:23:45 AM »

Action! Adventure! Romance! In a land ravaged by cruel warmongers, a single hero dared to hope!

Barack The Barbarian!

Brentai · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:53:11 AM »

But does he know the name of his God?

Also, whoever scanned that apparently cut off an epic

between Barack and Hilaria.

Guild · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:17:59 PM »

You guys have never heard of an ice dildo before? Jesus, what do they teach in school these days? History?

Also: Warm water.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2009, 08:12:16 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on June 25, 2009, 11:23:45 AM

Action! Adventure! Romance! In a land ravaged by cruel warmongers, a single hero dared to hope!

Barack The Barbarian!

Jeez you guys are so behind the times

Spram · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:45:57 PM »

Quote from: Defenestration on June 24, 2009, 11:00:25 PM

What function is the cork for? I can't figure that out.

Put bugs/small animals inside so they make it vibrate.

Defenestration · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:43:39 AM »

That's not disturbing at all

Brentai · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:48:43 AM »

Centipedes? In my vagina?

Yes please!

Smiler · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:02:31 AM »

Insects would not make it vibrate.

Try Mexican Jumping Beans.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:12:53 AM »

Intrepid Blogger Chris Invincible suffers upon us all the worst thing ever: Tarot versus 9/11-2.

McDohl · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:22:41 AM »

That last scan is beautiful.

In fact, it stands....A GHOST of a CHANCE!

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