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Author Topic: Today on the Internet (NSFW)  (Read 6909 times)

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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2009, 07:27:53 AM »
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Is there an in-story reason why Tarot has no arms in that last panel?

You never gonna live this down, Jim.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2009, 08:00:21 AM »
Turns out one of those fetish chicks died and her sister was substituting or something... Maybe that was in the one where they chase Saddam Hussein down. I can't really remember, I was making Mongrel's "TILT" face at the time.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2009, 08:11:43 AM »
I thought the link to the battle of the haunted vagina was much more horrible.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2009, 08:56:22 AM »
I don't know, dude.


This honestly seems 100 times more unsettling than any ol' bloody vagina.

ADDENDUM: I think Jim Balent used himself as a model for that picture.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2009, 09:54:48 AM »
Yeah, that character is pretty clearly supposed to be Jim Balent, thus making Tarot not only a terrible comic, but a terrible self-insertion comic.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2009, 10:31:37 AM »
The truly scary part is how much he resembles Gilgamesh.

(Er, not you Gilgamesh.  The guy from Girl Genius.)
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2009, 01:02:33 PM »
Quote from: Notorious T.E.D. on July 04, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Yeah, that character is pretty clearly supposed to be Jim Balent, thus making Tarot not only a terrible comic, but a terrible self-insertion comic.

No. Well, I mean, yeah, Skeleton Man or whatever his name is is supposed to be a stand-in for Balent (and Tarot herself is his wife). What I mean is, it looks like he took a picture of himself in that exact pose and and used it as a reference.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2009, 05:33:32 PM »
He does copy poses out of pornography.

Quote from: Notorious T.E.D. on July 04, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Yeah, that character is pretty clearly supposed to be Jim Balent, thus making Tarot not only a terrible comic, but a terrible self-insertion comic.

Ohhhh, you don't know the half of it. He also inserts friends and readers into the comic. Mostly fat goth chicks, but there was an issue where a guy in a wheelchair fights a big-titted demon from a videogame that was posing as his wife...
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2009, 05:39:39 PM »
It's like furry porn, but you have to pay for it.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2009, 07:31:47 PM »
Quote from: Brentai on July 04, 2009, 05:39:39 PM
It's like furry porn, but you have to search through DCP torrents for it.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2009, 08:13:35 AM »
Quote from: Notorious T.E.D. on July 04, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Yeah, that character is pretty clearly supposed to be Jim Balent, thus making Tarot not only a terrible comic, but a terrible self-insertion comic.

Ahhh this just makes Tarot all the better. Keep at it, ero writers of fanfiction.net, get published and no one can deny you've slept with a wide array of bikini-clad sorceress supermodels!
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2009, 09:39:30 AM »
Actually, I believe he went into this job via a stint as an artist at DC comics, making him a sort of smutty counterpart to Rob Liefeld.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2009, 08:08:41 PM »
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:16 PM »
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each stroke like a long drink of cool water, yet solid and resistant.

Huh. Exquisitely crafted and refreshing.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2009, 09:19:09 AM »
Looks like the water camp was right.
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2009, 10:23:31 AM »
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2009, 02:30:37 PM »
Oh man, that's hilarious.  :whoops:
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2009, 09:33:29 PM »
Today on the Internet: Insane Vintage Porn Comics!

And I mean insane. These are the doodles of a crazy person.

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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2009, 09:51:29 PM »
fuck you those were cool
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Re: Today on the Internet (NSFW)
« Reply #39 on: July 26, 2009, 05:51:45 AM »
I wouldn't have brought them up if they weren't. My favorites were the one with the frog and "Mommy's Head". Coincidentally, those two are the most indicative that all the comics were indeed drawn by one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
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