Topic: God Damned Motherfucking Son of a Bitch (Read 7766 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2008, 07:46:15 AM »

Whatever the hell you just said, YOUR MOM was involved.

Fredward · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2008, 09:13:50 AM »

Quote from: Lyrai on April 13, 2008, 01:45:43 AM

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"Dickass" often makes its way into my cusses directed at inanimate objects. I blame Tenacious D for this.

Influenza Enema · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2008, 09:47:11 AM »

Bob Saget, courtesy of Tourette's Guy.

Detonator · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2008, 09:54:31 AM »

I once used the phrase "cunt-fucking niggerpants", to which my friend pointed out that it was more of a compliment than an insult.

Büge · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2008, 09:58:00 AM »

cor blimey

Brentai · « **Reply #25 on:** April 13, 2008, 11:07:39 AM »

I have used the word "cockfags" on more than one real-life occasion.

Joxam · « **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2008, 11:38:20 AM »

I swear a lot. I swear a fuck-ton. I've had friends who've told me their interaction with me has caused them to swear more. I'm a terrible influence with worse language and a huge vocabulary that creates more swearing situations than you can shake a stick at.

That being said, I almost never swear AT anyone. I actually think swearing AT someone is asshole like, brutish and beneath anyone with even a high school education... fuck, I barely have that and I think its low of someone. Swearing is colorful language. That is all it should be. You shouldn't use it to make people feel bad or like a weapon, in my opinion of course.

Catloaf · « **Reply #27 on:** April 13, 2008, 12:57:26 PM »

I find that I have a tendency to avoid all racial slurs in real life and even on the internet. Unless referring to myself or calling you gentiles 'goyum'.

I even have the definition of 'fag' changed in my mind to a shortened version of 'faygelas' (or however it's spelled), being Yiddish for 'little birds'. (It's still a term for homosexuals, but not nearly as mean.) I never mind telling any one this outside of this sort of conversation.

Yeah, I'm a fucking Politically Correct fag.

LaserBeing · « **Reply #28 on:** April 13, 2008, 01:05:18 PM »

I used to think it was cute to call Jews "Heebs" until I found out that it's the name of a Jewish teen magazine and the magic was lost :(

Royal☭ · « **Reply #29 on:** April 13, 2008, 05:21:46 PM »

I have a tendency to refer to my friend as "cocknobbler"

Catloaf · « **Reply #30 on:** April 13, 2008, 06:48:05 PM »

Quote from: LaserBeing on April 13, 2008, 01:05:18 PM

I used to think it was cute to call Jews "Heebs" until I found out that it's the name of a Jewish teen magazine and the magic was lost :(

I'm just glad there isn't a "Niggaz" magazine for young black men. Or would that have the same effect.... Well since I'm assuming it wouldn't, yeah, glad that there isn't one.

Thad · « **Reply #31 on:** April 14, 2008, 09:51:49 PM »

I am partial to "balls".

And you can quote me on that.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #32 on:** April 14, 2008, 11:19:05 PM »

Can we misquote you on that?

Guild · « **Reply #33 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:20:25 AM »

*censored*

Classic · « **Reply #34 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:24:27 AM »

It may have something to do with deep-seated catholic hangups, but I'm also more tentative using coarse language about girls and girly things.

Exception being douche, which is something I am only vaguely know the meaning of (and don't want to know the meaning of) and only level at men. For whatever reason.

Don't be a douche guild.

Sharkey · « **Reply #35 on:** April 15, 2008, 02:26:02 PM »

I'm fond of "Christ." Especially when used as a gerund. Christing shitfucked cuntmaggot.

I am, on occasion, confronted about this by religious friends who think they're being clever. "Why even bother blaspheming if you don't believe in it? It shouldn't mean anything to you." At which point it's fun to explain that "I use the word in the same way you say 'Shit.' It's not literal- I just think it's something disgusting." Which gets an absolutely gorgeous rise out of some people.

Guild · « **Reply #36 on:** April 15, 2008, 02:28:00 PM »

Quote from: Classic on April 15, 2008, 11:24:27 AM

It may have something to do with deep-seated catholic hangups, but I'm also more tentative using coarse language about girls and girly things.

Exception being douche, which is something I am only vaguely know the meaning of (and don't want to know the meaning of) and only level at men. For whatever reason.

Don't be a douche guild.

A douche is a bag, usually disposable, which a vagina-owner fills with water and squeezes into her hole to flush out bad smelling bacteria.

Y'welcome.

Thad · « **Reply #37 on:** April 15, 2008, 04:41:25 PM »

Quote from: Sharkey on April 15, 2008, 02:26:02 PM

I am, on occasion, confronted about this by religious friends who think they're being clever. "Why even bother blaspheming if you don't believe in it? It shouldn't mean anything to you."

Really? They don't understand the basic premise of using profanity to make other people uncomfortable?

Classic · « **Reply #38 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:12:08 PM »

Actually, with the longish hair and semi-beard I sport nowadays, people blaspheme for me.

It's actually a downer, because I try to have some measure of respect for religions that no longer vote for stoning me.

sei · « **Reply #39 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Thad on April 14, 2008, 09:51:49 PM

I am partial to "balls".

Is that an Arizona thing?

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