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[Kazz]

I don't actually have anything to say, but it freaked me out that after near-constant activity, nobody posted once I went to nap.

This is a thread about curse words.

I am no longer allowed to say what was once my favorite curse word.  It is the only word that offends LD.  (And still, even she says it when she is really angry.)

What is your favorite shitfucking cockmongler?

[Lady Duke]

What the fuck are you talking about it.  Really angry would imply I say it a lot.  I say it like...hardly ever.  Maybe like...5 times a year.

[Classic]

I am not actually a big fan of cussin' at people. It seems like the standby of the unintelligent and uncreative.

Occasionally though, a solid, "Shut the fuck up!" Is needed.

But I agree, "Cunt" really isn't suitable for most conversation. Then again, I am annoyed when people use the word "bitches" to refer to, "women". So perhaps this is out of some misplaced chauvinism chivalry.

[Fredward]

Being a senior high school student, a select group of my friends (read: 4chan users) and I enjoy that age-old diversion, excessive racism. As such, my obscene vocabulary is chock full of bigotry.

However, we swear less at people, and more at objects, concepts, and video games. Mostly video games.

EDIT: This usage of the word was unknown to me.

[Detonator]

  cunt

[Lady Duke]

:O

[Brentai]

Yeah, it's come up a lot lately that people think that CUNT is just beyond the pale, which means of course that I need to say CUNT more often.  I'm the sort of guy who has such a reputation for being non-racist and non-sexist that I can actually get away with saying words like CUNT and NIGGER with only a few moments of awkward silence as people get over the fact that I had the FUCKING BOLLOCKS to say those words.

Also, Kazz put my favorite new epithet right in the tagline for this topic.  Good show, you whoreson dog.

[Bongo Bill]

poop

[LaserBeing]

"Cunt" is my favourite. I don't know why everyone hates it so much but boy howdy do they ever hate it

[Kazz]

LD and I swear like sailors.  The things that come out of LD's mouth sometimes completely astound me.  She's a very creative girl.

I grew up being afraid to swear.  I wasn't scared of punishment; my parents thought it was kind of weird that I didn't swear.  It was just that I was the baby of the family, and I got a lot of attention for everything I did.  I hated getting all that attention.  I knew that once I swore, everybody would be like "OOHHH, ALEX SWOOOORE," and I hated it.  Then I got to high school and I started swearing like every other fucking word and now I actually have a hard time controlling my tongue in decent company.  I'll be, like, pointing something out, and I'll say something along the lines of "Oh, it's over by the, fuckin'-uh, that shit over there."  It's too natural.

[sei]

I really enjoy how "twat" was pronounced in Sean of the Dead.

Kinda wish I had the talent for coining stuff like fuck knuckle.  This thread needs more of Sharkey's dad.

"Bless your heart" is a pretty creative way that polite people say stuff like "god damn you" or "you're fucked now" it turns out.

[Koah]

Bollocks.  For some reason it comes as naturally as the British accent that creeps into my voice whenever I say it, despite not actually being British and occasionally not even being aware of the fact that I'm doing it.  But that's mostly for when things go wrong.  When dealing with people I tend to rely more on overly verbose analogies and general wordplay than the old stand-bys of shit, fuck, ass and cock, though said wordplay is usually peppered with those words.  Most other swear words don't even come to mind.

Also, binter, which would probably be equivalent to The Word That Kazz Can't Say in whatever piecemeal batfuck insane Frankenstein dialect I speak.

[Kazz]

When dealing with people I tend to sound like a tool.

I used to do all that, accidental faux-British accent included.  Maybe you can pull it off, but I sounded like a fucking loser.

[Koah]

The accent's just for bollocks, though.  Also, maybe "wordplay" isn't the right word so much as "being a cynical dickhead who has to make a concerted effort to not hit below the belt."

[Kazz]

I've long since given up trying to be clever when speaking.  If something comes to me, I'll say it, but otherwise I tend to be quiet.

On messageboards, I have lots of time to come up with something cool to say.

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farts

[sei]

ITT we are self-congratulatory beyond our merits

WHEN I HIT A GUY I AM ALL LIKE POW AND I SAY A WORD LIKE BAM AND THEN HE IS FUCKED NOW FUCKED I TELL YOU NO SERIOUSLY I AM AWESOME

[Classic]

Cut the crap and get (y)our head(s) out of (y)our ass(es).

Inci-fucking-dentally, the fucking infix is just about the best way to do crass cussing casually.

Consonance is cool. ... COCKS! 

[Bal]

I like pairing profanity with blasphemy quite a bit.

[A²]

BOOM DOINK THWAP THWAP BOOM WHAT A HIT BOOM DOINK DOINK THWAP BOOM OOH AHH BOOM DOINK THWAP POW.

[Ted Belmont]

'Fucking whore' is one of my favorite terms for various inanimate objects and/or videogame enemies that piss me off.