Topic: Six Words (Read 11775 times)

Kazz · « **on:** June 28, 2009, 10:08:51 AM »

Write a short story. Six word maximum.

*ahem*

"I've misplaced my mustache," she said.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:11:12 AM »

He cut the baby while smiling.

Charlie Brown peed on his girlfriend.

"Is that dynamite?" he said explosively.

Misha · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:14:49 AM »

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

Damn and blast your eyes, Tesla!

Last night was awesome, Abe Lincoln!

Sorry, I have amnesia. Sorry, I

Mongrel · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:21:59 AM »

What the hell are you guys

Misha · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:23:50 AM »

For Sale: Giant Deathray. Never Used

Watch out, Hellboy! Nazi Robot Clowns!

Brentai · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:26:03 AM »

Simo Belmo knew. God damn vampires.

Misha · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:32:11 AM »

Fading fast, tell her that I

Mothra · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:40:38 AM »

Wonder what my fist was doing

Looking forward to having no plans

Decades until history comes back around

Angry feet weren't meant for dancing

Brentai · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:49:50 AM »

It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times.

The times were okay I guess.

Detonator · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:51:11 AM »

It only took six words.

Brentai · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:54:01 AM »

Fortinbras · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:08:36 AM »

Fashionable man dies at hobo's hands.

"Jesus Saves." Neon sign goes out.

Calvin Coolidge with praying mantis arms.

Brentai · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:14:46 AM »

Everything was perfect until Alex farted.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:18:48 AM »

He died as he lived -- exploding.

The secret to pleasing women is:

Royal☭ · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:21:46 AM »

It's Friday, let the orgy begin.

Six words just is not enough.

My genitals have withered and decayed.

Put on Lotion

Or Get Hose

He'd never buy that prostitute again.

Brentai · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:27:26 AM »

It's Friday, let the orgy begin.

He'd never buy that prostitute again.

Ta-daaaa.

Fortinbras · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:33:42 AM »

Another night in this hole, partying.

"I finish what I start," he

Tiny bullet in cat's thigh. Snipe?

It's Friday, let the orgy begin.

Fortinbras likes double meanings. And Friday.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2009, 12:16:56 PM »

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2009, 01:47:35 PM »

The literary charletons needed few words.

Brentai · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2009, 01:50:36 PM »

When you read this, I win.