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Author Topic: Six Words  (Read 11775 times)

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Six Words
« on: June 28, 2009, 10:08:51 AM »

Write a short story.  Six word maximum.

*ahem*

"I've misplaced my mustache," she said.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2009, 10:11:12 AM »

He cut the baby while smiling.

Charlie Brown peed on his girlfriend.

"Is that dynamite?" he said explosively.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2009, 10:14:49 AM »

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

Damn and blast your eyes, Tesla!

Last night was awesome, Abe Lincoln!

Sorry, I have amnesia. Sorry, I
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2009, 10:21:59 AM »

What the hell are you guys
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 10:23:50 AM »

For Sale: Giant Deathray. Never Used

Watch out, Hellboy! Nazi Robot Clowns!
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 10:26:03 AM »

Simo Belmo knew.  God damn vampires.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 10:32:11 AM »

Fading fast, tell her that I
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 10:40:38 AM »

Wonder what my fist was doing

Looking forward to having no plans

Decades until history comes back around

Angry feet weren't meant for dancing
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 10:49:50 AM »

It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times.

The times were okay I guess.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2009, 10:51:11 AM »

It only took six words.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 10:54:01 AM »

:gasp:
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 11:08:36 AM »

Fashionable man dies at hobo's hands.

"Jesus Saves."  Neon sign goes out.

Calvin Coolidge with praying mantis arms.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 11:14:46 AM »

Everything was perfect until Alex farted.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 11:18:48 AM »

He died as he lived -- exploding.

The secret to pleasing women is:
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 11:21:46 AM »

It's Friday, let the orgy begin.

Six words just is not enough.

My genitals have withered and decayed.

Put on Lotion
 :advice:
Or Get Hose

He'd never buy that prostitute again.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2009, 11:27:26 AM »

It's Friday, let the orgy begin.

He'd never buy that prostitute again.

Ta-daaaa.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2009, 11:33:42 AM »

Another night in this hole, partying.

"I finish what I start," he

Tiny bullet in cat's thigh.  Snipe?

It's Friday, let the orgy begin.

Fortinbras likes double meanings.  And Friday.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2009, 12:16:56 PM »

 :whoops:

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2009, 01:47:35 PM »

The literary charletons needed few words.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2009, 01:50:36 PM »

When you read this, I win.
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