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Royal☭

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #140 on: September 22, 2010, 05:29:01 AM »

You do everything in life epically.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #141 on: September 22, 2010, 09:05:42 AM »

Frocto screamed.  "Don't open the fridge!"
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #142 on: September 22, 2010, 09:41:51 AM »

a story: "Quiet," locking Cheryl's nursery.  "She's feeding."

not a story: it's recursive.  pointless, but interesting because
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #143 on: September 22, 2010, 10:11:55 AM »

They were siblings now they're lovers.

You can make a lot of boring stories with
They were <Plural Noun1>, now they're <Plural Noun2>.

Gotta cut back on the twinsex porn I guess.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #144 on: September 22, 2010, 02:00:52 PM »

"Hurry... for the dead travel fast."
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #145 on: September 22, 2010, 02:04:52 PM »

If only I had an asshole...
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #146 on: September 22, 2010, 04:32:43 PM »

I would dance, I'd be merry, I could have a dingleberry, if I only had an asshole.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #147 on: September 22, 2010, 05:08:46 PM »

It's like constipation, except it's endless.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #148 on: September 22, 2010, 08:01:31 PM »

"Remember when I pooped? Me neither."

"H-How.....? The walls...... c-covered..... with...."*vomits*

"The floor is lava..."
"Dammit, Steve!!!"
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #149 on: September 22, 2010, 08:43:13 PM »

Pricking his finger, gender roles reversed.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #150 on: September 23, 2010, 09:44:14 PM »

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. 
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #151 on: September 24, 2010, 12:40:28 AM »

Eighty-eight swords against one swordmaster.

You and I have unfinished business.

Five point palm exploding heart technique!

The Lioness has rejoined her cub.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #152 on: September 24, 2010, 05:28:24 AM »

The punkiest monkey that ever popped
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #153 on: September 24, 2010, 05:30:50 AM »

His head was returned too late.

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Re: Six Words
« Reply #154 on: November 08, 2010, 08:39:32 AM »

She greets with water and cookies

The cookies taste of bitter almonds.

She believes you are now blessed.

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Re: Six Words
« Reply #155 on: November 08, 2010, 06:50:41 PM »

Allergens causing explosive hives developed discreetly.

Narratives are so article dependent, fuuuuuuuuck!
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Re: Six Words
« Reply #156 on: December 07, 2010, 10:19:37 AM »

Obama, you fucked us, man.
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Re: Six Words
« Reply #157 on: December 07, 2010, 12:01:17 PM »

Every sixth word now taxed.
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Re: Six Words
« Reply #158 on: January 18, 2011, 07:03:12 AM »

You're finished here, do you understand!?

I've had it with your whining.

You are cast out, you're banished!
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Re: Six Words
« Reply #159 on: January 18, 2011, 12:17:48 PM »

"General, someone shot down our Blackbird."
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