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Author Topic: Six Words  (Read 11780 times)

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Saturn

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2009, 07:24:31 PM »

error with  deli-slicer, blood gushed
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2009, 07:25:07 PM »

Mankind lost the war against Mechamessiah
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2009, 07:33:09 PM »

Jesus came back, it was boring.

Our boat hit Cthulhu; he died.

Gasp! The piano was playing itself!

My dick is stuck there again.

He shot guns and did flips.

The skeleton was really the butler!

Her vagina was a flaming trap.

Quite suddenly the writer died terribly.

I keep their hearts in cans.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2009, 07:42:12 PM »

And then the little girl died.

Today I fly to the moon.

"What?" "You fucked your sister." "Damn!"
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2009, 08:13:02 PM »

Michael Jackson helps Ulala save space.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2009, 08:15:23 PM »

Not anymore he doesn't.

...The end!
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2009, 09:16:45 PM »

Billy Mays is not my lover.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2009, 09:20:11 PM »

Exploding condoms: not a good prank.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2009, 01:04:18 AM »

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2009, 10:22:08 AM »

"Twice", He said, "Twice, it killed..."
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2009, 10:25:59 AM »


It was the Earth all along.

The simulation is also being simulated.

They didn't know they were zombies.



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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2009, 10:39:27 AM »

We all autoerotically asphyxiated that day.

And that's how polygamy saved America.
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Talk? Talk is for lovers, Merlin. I need a sword to be king.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2009, 11:04:22 AM »

The colony was in his colon.

Escaped - with nary a scratched foreskin.

The third act featured mental patients.

"Luckily, straitjackets are optional here mother."
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2009, 11:41:44 AM »

Hell's maw agape.  Apocalypse imminent.  Again.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2009, 12:19:57 PM »

Born.  Educated.  Married.  Kids.  Omnipotent.  Dead.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2009, 12:27:53 PM »

Born. Educated. Married. Marinated. Basted. Delicious.

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2009, 01:58:53 PM »

Exposition, suspense, climax, falling action, resolution.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2009, 02:14:35 PM »

:suave:
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2009, 02:33:42 PM »

Okay, let's try this shit again.

And so he burst into flames.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2009, 02:58:53 PM »

Dragon fucks knight.  Princess watches, masturbates.
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