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Author Topic: Six Words  (Read 11796 times)

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James Edward Smith

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2009, 01:57:46 PM »

Brentai was the Bishop all along!
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2009, 02:02:35 PM »

I kill the king.  five six.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2009, 02:07:33 PM »

Birthday cake bomb.  Detonator?  Clown's nose.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2009, 02:09:34 PM »

I never was on your side.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2009, 02:15:56 PM »

Texaco bathroom, corpse, empty dye bottle.

i like this idea enough to do things that are not funny with it.  how do you like them apples.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2009, 02:18:25 PM »

How do you like them apples?
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2009, 02:24:49 PM »

Surprisingly, you cannot narrate in space.

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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2009, 02:46:18 PM »

Resting forever, covered in goopy slime
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2009, 02:48:29 PM »

Latin dead; Esperanto arrested on charges.

The literary charlatans needed few words.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2009, 05:30:06 PM »

Who would of ever thought it.

Oh what a mess it was.

It was thick, soupy and disgusting.

And so he had to die.

But... did he really deserve it?


Rearranged from original order to tell another story.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2009, 05:33:49 PM »

The princess is actually a bomb.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2009, 05:39:44 PM »

Who would of ever thought it.

Oh what a mess it was.

It was thick, soupy and disgusting.

And so he had to die.

But... did he really deserve it?


Rearranged from original order to tell another story.

I think you missed the point of the topic.

Also

Quote
would of

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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2009, 05:46:16 PM »

I didn't do it on purpose.

I just noticed it afterward.

So I rearranged them like that.

I figured one of you would.

In an editing quote, that is.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2009, 06:10:54 PM »

Sometimes, I touch myself and others.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2009, 06:38:41 PM »

I didn't do it on purpose.

I just noticed it afterward.

So I rearranged them like that.

I figured one of you would.

In an editing quote, that is.

Well then, you are just much worse at this than I thought.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2009, 06:42:55 PM »

I didn't do it on purpose.

I just noticed it afterward.

So I rearranged them like that.

I figured one of you would.

In an editing quote, that is.

Well then, you are just much worse at this than I thought.

Come on, they weren't that bad!
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2009, 06:46:32 PM »

He ate a lot for Popstar.

Rockman was made for the people.

A big ape stole my Pauline.

He Infiltrated the Fortress Outer Heaven.

The enigma of Terra, he created.

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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2009, 06:59:31 PM »

The literary charletons needed few words.
Geothermal failed first-grade English.  Again.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2009, 07:13:00 PM »

I only need two words!  ...shit.
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Re: Six Word Fiction
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2009, 07:23:06 PM »

Fifty years later, the robots apologized.

The dog dies at the end.

You have just lost the game.
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