Topic: Six Words (Read 11791 times)

Saturn · « **Reply #40 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:24:31 PM »

error with deli-slicer, blood gushed

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #41 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:25:07 PM »

Mankind lost the war against Mechamessiah

Royal☭ · « **Reply #42 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:33:09 PM »

Jesus came back, it was boring.

Our boat hit Cthulhu; he died.

Gasp! The piano was playing itself!

My dick is stuck there again.

He shot guns and did flips.

The skeleton was really the butler!

Her vagina was a flaming trap.

Quite suddenly the writer died terribly.

I keep their hearts in cans.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #43 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:42:12 PM »

And then the little girl died.

Today I fly to the moon.

"What?" "You fucked your sister." "Damn!"

Frocto · « **Reply #44 on:** June 28, 2009, 08:13:02 PM »

Michael Jackson helps Ulala save space.

Brentai · « **Reply #45 on:** June 28, 2009, 08:15:23 PM »

Not anymore he doesn't.

...The end!

Kazz · « **Reply #46 on:** June 28, 2009, 09:16:45 PM »

Billy Mays is not my lover.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #47 on:** June 28, 2009, 09:20:11 PM »

Exploding condoms: not a good prank.

JDigital · « **Reply #48 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:04:18 AM »

Quote from: Zaratustra on June 28, 2009, 07:23:06 PM

Fifty years later, the robots apologized.

More if you haven't read these already.

Joxam · « **Reply #49 on:** June 29, 2009, 10:22:08 AM »

"Twice", He said, "Twice, it killed..."

Sharkey · « **Reply #50 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:25:59 AM »

It was the Earth all along.

The simulation is also being simulated.

They didn't know they were zombies.

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #51 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:39:27 AM »

We all autoerotically asphyxiated that day.

And that's how polygamy saved America.

Mongrel · « **Reply #52 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:04:22 AM »

The colony was in his colon.

Escaped - with nary a scratched foreskin.

The third act featured mental patients.

"Luckily, straitjackets are optional here mother."

Koah · « **Reply #53 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:41:44 AM »

Hell's maw agape. Apocalypse imminent. Again.

Brentai · « **Reply #54 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:19:57 PM »

Born. Educated. Married. Kids. Omnipotent. Dead.

Mongrel · « **Reply #55 on:** July 21, 2009, 12:27:53 PM »

Born. Educated. Married. Marinated. Basted. Delicious.

_{I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.}

Guild · « **Reply #56 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:58:53 PM »

Exposition, suspense, climax, falling action, resolution.

Fredward · « **Reply #57 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:14:35 PM »

Catloaf · « **Reply #58 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:33:42 PM »

Okay, let's try this shit again.

And so he burst into flames.

Fortinbras · « **Reply #59 on:** July 21, 2009, 02:58:53 PM »

Dragon fucks knight. Princess watches, masturbates.

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