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Author Topic: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom  (Read 9612 times)

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Koah

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Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« on: July 03, 2009, 10:23:31 AM »

This is Doom II.  It is made of demons and more demons.



This is me.  I am made of FUK and RAGE.



This is me playing Doom II.  It is made of stream of consciousness and your mother is a whore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7cLiaGwSJY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0--CPl7ZsQ
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2009, 10:45:11 AM »

This is all true.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2009, 10:50:06 AM »

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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 12:45:10 PM »

I believe you've found your niche, sir. tl;dw the whole thing, but I caught the intro, which made me giggle.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2009, 01:36:15 PM »

Marvellous! I am looking forward to more.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2009, 03:12:10 PM »

The game audio could be a little quieter so that we could hear you without having to have the sound of imps yelling blasting out our speakers.

Also, nice crosshairs, NOOOOOOB!
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 05:31:41 PM »

Game audio is as quiet as it's getting without being muted outright, which gets really fucking obvious in the MAP04-07 recording where the mic volume drops for no discernible reason (which is a fucking shame because it covers up my wonderful little monologue about whatever the fuck I was talking about), and fuck everyone who expects me to rerecord anything.  The only way to fix it is to crank up the mic input, so instead of loud gunfire and loud talking everyone's going to have loud gunfire and very loud talking.

Also, nice crosshairs, NOOOOOOB!

What can I say?  I don't have the finely-honed senses that only come from spending years masturbating to Toshiro Mifune films, making web sites devoted to ostensibly comedic commentary about people who post comments on video game trailer web sites and getting my ass handed to me in kendo by other, better kendoka.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 06:23:43 PM »

Oh god everybody come quick COCK FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 06:44:20 PM »

HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET ANGRY, BRENTAI

YOU THINK RAGE GROWS ON TREES

WELL IT DOESN'T

IT'S A TUBER
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2009, 06:48:00 PM »

A tumor?
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2009, 08:24:31 PM »

Wow, just wow.

I don't think I'll ever get tired of posting light-hearted jokes on the Worst Over-reactors Ever Forum.

Congratulations, OHak, your post is now this week's official favourite of the Legitimate Businessmen.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2009, 08:25:32 PM »

(pssssst, geo, this entire thread is about ohakubi being needlessly confrontational and angry)
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2009, 08:26:04 PM »

FUCK YOU NIKU!

(Sorry, people have just been doing that completely unironically for about a year now in every other thread I post in or conversation I have about them over ventrilo. So you know, I think it's an understandable misunderstanding.)
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2009, 08:26:15 PM »

in b4 geo says he was joking
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2009, 08:28:22 PM »

(pssssst, geo, this entire thread is about ohakubi being needlessly confrontational and angry)

That would be more believeable had he been confrontational and angry instead of sarcastic and condescending.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2009, 08:28:50 PM »

I wasn't, I actually thought he was butthurt or something.

Edit: Oh, also what Det said.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2009, 10:31:09 AM »

Despite PC gaming being so reliable and totally not prone to fucking up with the slightest deviations in drivers or whatever the fuck, the audio in these two is off so you can't hear me talk about shit I don't remember saying.  I didn't find this out until after it was done but fuck if I'm rerecording anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ES0HW_VcA4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKOdF031KT4

Also, before anyone gets their panties in a wad over what appears to be a completely overpowered mod that turns every weapon into a killstick, it's mostly just a graphical upgrade.  Aside from a second pistol dropping from troopers infrequently, the ability to fire a single barrel from the SSG and the typical "chaingun fires faster but has spinup and spindown" alt-fire it doesn't break the game.  Unless you're some sort of Doom purist in which case, hey, thanks for missing the fucking point of the past sixteen years.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2009, 10:49:05 AM »

Private part 4 is private. Why?
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2009, 11:00:44 AM »

This is the probably the best LP I've ever seen.

And yeah, I am getting the private message too.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2009, 01:38:47 PM »

Private part 4 is private.

Arse.  But not anymore it isn't!
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