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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2009, 05:48:47 AM »

But but but



That's just manly, man.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2009, 10:02:48 AM »

YouTube is being a cunt by choking constantly on a file that should've been uploaded hours ago so until then you get these two levels to tide you over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0DjM2pEwwI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKHMcKOgIoE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqMhzJ6yJ6I

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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2009, 02:53:35 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQ6tRYc1BU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoZdxUmZF84

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQQC82YsPc0

...and this one probably starts out with something most people have never seen, simply because it isn't supposed to fucking happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXo5Tyzz7RE
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2009, 10:43:46 AM »

I just managed to pull myself out of bed about fifteen minutes ago and I'm still too fucking groggy to be surly about much of anything.  On the plus side we're back to levels that can be completed in under ten minutes again.  Except for The Chasm.  I hate The Chasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyVhsX2DzF8

Hey Niku, what happens in this one is as close as I'm going to get to fucking up on camera, so make the best of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5H0ZL4QWqc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEaoLS1eLC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJ8FoHB6qE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSfr5FVNTcg

(I really fucking hate The Chasm.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og4OSyzCQ1E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvU2MFIwgo
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom II
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2009, 11:19:47 AM »

Only seen a couple of these so far, but Chapter 25 was good stuff - think it works best when you've got some sort of focused subject to rant about nonstop about whilst slaying the damned.

also: This mod is awesome.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2009, 04:53:32 PM »

I suppose I need some sort of outro to go with all this, but it occurs to me that what I have to say may change the face of these videos forever, so I'll put it in tiny text and kludged-together spoiler warnings.  Again, if you don't want to deal with the possibility of seeing the playthrough of an old FPS by some guy on the Internet you vaguely know in a dangerous and possibly world-shattering new light, feel free to ignore the following:

[spoiler]Much of my knowledge of the levels is second-hand: The only way I know where most of the secrets are in a lot of these maps is because I watched 100% completion speedruns of them at least twelve or thirteen years ago.  Barring the first few maps, I only played a handful of them to completion after jumping to them with IDCLEV or the -warp parameter - MAP08, 31 and 32 most notably (great test beds for mods, those), although I missed three of the really obvious secrets in MAP08 because I was too distracted by me talking and I'm still kicking myself for that - and so was basically either flying by the seat of my pants or going off of vaguely-remembered bits and pieces of maps and traps that I first saw ages ago.  I've played tons of user-made wads and megawads, but at no point have I actually done a straight run of the vanilla game from beginning to end.  So in a way...

...this is the first time I've ever beaten Doom II.

I really want to say "it's like watching a friend of yours beat Mega Man 2 in grade school, then downloading an emulator when you're in college and beating it without getting a game over" but I'm not sure how valid that is.  Regardless, I only died five times: The first was on MAP12 (The Factory) in the first video, in the southern building with a Baron of Hell, cacodemon and some imps.  If you watch it you'll hear me mutter "I hate this part" before going into the teleporter.  That's because you end up square in the middle of four imps; the first time I tried going through the level I went to punch them out, screwed up and ended up getting torn apart for my trouble.  The second was MAP13 (Downtown), in the room with the slow elevator, after aiming too high with the rocket launcher in the doorway and hitting the ceiling.  I was doing pretty shitty before that anyway, so it's no big loss.  Third death was on MAP32, the first time I tried to Tyson the Cyberdemon, but I'm hoping that didn't count because I wasn't playing through for reals.  Cyberdemon got his revenge on MAP29, though; killed me when I tried to get ballsy fighting him, fell into the pit before it finished rising and got one-shotted with a rocket (right near the exit, too!).  The last one was on MAP30, but that's fairly reliant on luck when it comes to what the boss spawns and where it spawns it.  Too many pain elementals that time, but a win is a win.[/spoiler]
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Okay, that's enough of that.

You probably noticed that after a while I just stopped quicksaving in the middle of the levels.  That's because I knew that every single one of them could be completed from a fresh start (100% health, no armor, pistol and 50 bullets) without saving, and if I couldn't beat them without saving/loading mid-level with all the stuff from previous levels, well... where the fuck would that leave me?
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2009, 11:50:08 AM »

Pretty epic.

(I've still never played any flavor of Doom.)
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2009, 11:47:37 AM »

We got ourselves some bonus videos all up ins.  It just so happens that back in 1997 I made an eight-level replacement for Episode 1 of Doom, and it also just so happens that I still have the disk it was on, something I didn't remember until I was mostly done with Doom II.  It's not shit, but it's... uh... amazingly mediocre?  Potentially embarrassing?  An example of the first level(s) any given person would make?  Only being put up here because of Frocto?  Some combination of the above?

...yeah, let's go with that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvBpplvvYA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPgZ4_2OY74

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTns2gbodog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj1OvFgXdCg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px7OqEEGvNA
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2009, 09:11:37 PM »

I always read the title of this thread as Fuck You, I'm Doom.  Which seems like the kind of thread he'd make.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2009, 04:23:52 AM »

That was awesome. I am glad you put those extra ones up.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2009, 04:28:33 AM »

There is not an applause video big enough for this.

Well done, ohakubi. Well done.
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« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2009, 04:23:56 PM »

This is now some sort of personal Doom and Doom II megathread!  Doom: It's like the older, better brother of Knytt Stories that joined the Army and became an architect while Knytt Stories just got a Liberal Arts degree and tried to become a post-modern artist with little to no success!

Anyway, two or three days ago I got some really bad news and then decided to deal with it in a mature manner.  One 16 ounce Tervis Tumbler full of vodka and orange juice later I realized that I didn't actually know the ratio of either ingredient to make a proper screwdriver but stopped caring after the vodka kicked in.  Then I decided to deal with me being drunk in a mature manner by playing Knee-Deep in the Dead, the first episode of Doom, on Ultra-Violence and recording it.

I do not remember any of what transpired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v0Sm8gCDt4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtP8jY2Toc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-4uYwxsbw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8hu-i7QyUw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fthSowwafxo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn9XWfHjH4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxwCvhZopFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFJoHT25cE
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2009, 06:33:41 PM »

I feel like every LPer should, at least once, do one completely fucking hammered. It's a trend I'd like to see way more of.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2009, 08:47:15 PM »

Let's Play Falling Down Drunk Secret of Mana, with Frocto, Brentai and OHakubi.

Special highlight: Hakubi breaks down crying in Upper Land and won't move Girl, leading to Boy and Sprite running around in circles for 2 hours calling him a faggot.

Second special highlight: FUCK YEAH RABITEMAN
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2009, 08:57:17 PM »

Man, I'd do that just to clown you two guys.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2009, 08:58:32 PM »

FRocto, that is a miracle. That would be a miracle.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2009, 09:07:39 PM »

40 hours of me slurredly arguing with you about why I dislike Secret of Mana.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2009, 09:51:33 PM »

I feel like every LPer should, at least once, do one completely fucking hammered. It's a trend I'd like to see way more of.

I would if I had an opportunity.  However, I tend not to be drunk unless there's other people around, so ducking out to record a video game by myself isn't really on the agenda.
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Re: Fuck You, I'm Playing Doom
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2009, 04:05:16 AM »

40 hours of me slurredly arguing with you about why I dislike Secret of Mana.

Is this the punchline or the setup of this joke?
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