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Author Topic: Bizzaro WFE  (Read 4100 times)

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McDohl

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Bizzaro WFE
« on: July 04, 2009, 04:41:06 AM »

Guys, I'm sure glad that Bizzaro John McCain got elected last year.  Sikorsky's new Presidential Helicopter program is going strong, and I'm actually being considered for a lead position now that the last supervisor left.  Imagine if that horrible blood-traitor Obama got elected!  We could have been in the middle of a terrible financial crisis!
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 05:02:37 AM »

McDohl, it would take more than a few months for America to go from the wealthiest, most comfortable country in the known world to something even less wonderful than a rainbow blow job. God bless Bizzaro Bush for fixing the Middle East, where we were greeted as liberators, his vast knowledge of economics, as well as his strength to get tough on big business regardless of personal stakes. And of course, his seminal "No Bizarro Child Left Behind" program, which for eight consecutive years produced literacy levels at their highest since the sixties.

Why would we vote for bizzaro democrats when the bizzaro republicans have been doing such a great job?
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2009, 05:07:44 AM »

Good point.  I stand corrected.

Did you guys hear?  Bizzaro-Valve is adding multi-player to Personal Glory Fortress 2!  I, for one, look forward to the chance to set you all on fire with the incredible skills I have honed in the single-player game!
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2009, 06:59:39 AM »

I love bizarro-McDohl.  He always makes such good topics.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2009, 07:20:22 AM »

I've made so many posts today!
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2009, 07:23:19 AM »

Bizzarro-Fortinbras, your avatar is so fitting to that post.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2009, 10:27:08 AM »

Guys guys guys, have you heard? Micheal Jackson is going to LIVE FOREVER
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2009, 10:42:12 AM »

how does that stud thad do it????
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2009, 10:55:12 AM »

Guys guys guys, have you heard? Micheal Jackson is going to LIVE FOREVER

The media really isn't reporting on this enough.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2009, 07:29:19 PM »

I care an awful lot.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2009, 07:37:58 PM »

So I was listening to the Bizarro'riely Factor today. Really insightful stuff.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2009, 07:43:38 PM »

A true Bizzaromerican hero and voice for the people.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 09:00:05 AM »

You guys are fucking assholes. Eat infinite shit forever.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 10:13:45 AM »

You love me none.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2009, 12:19:14 PM »

Iatnerb blows food around many sticks.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2009, 03:38:32 PM »

I hate dicks.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2009, 04:03:22 PM »

Yours is so huge though.

Also, I totally did not fuck your mom.

THAT'S WRONG, CAN YOU FEEL THE FREEZING KAZZ?
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2009, 04:26:41 PM »

Brentai is totally great at this game.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2009, 05:47:26 PM »

I have no magical underwear. Can't flowers not be free? Anti-thesis of my death.
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Re: Bizzaro WFE
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2009, 06:39:26 PM »

I am amazed at how well Geothermal grasps irony.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"
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