Topic: Fuck you, Spring. (Read 5397 times)

Kazz · « **on:** April 18, 2008, 12:27:53 PM »

Spring came and melted most of the snow. It's 77 degrees out right now. After getting 10 feet of snow (not all at once, mind you, though it sometimes looked that way) in my state this winter, you'd think I'd be excited.

Nah. My throat fucking kills right now. I'm coughing and I'm stuffed and I can barely speak. I'm eating fucking yogurt because I can't swallow anything else. (i'm fat and yogurt is not filling. nor is it helping the stuffiness part.)

but damn, is it ever nice out.

Mothra · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:30:06 PM »

I CAN'T BREATHE

Thad · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:35:11 PM »

Today's high is 87.

Kazz · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2008, 12:37:03 PM »

Are you still in Tempe?

Are people getting their coats out?

Friday · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:02:51 PM »

I thank god every single day for two things:

Fast Metabolism

No allergies

Seriously, fuck having allergies. You've got what little pity I have left, Kazz, and everyone else.

Not for the fat part, though. PUT DOWN THE FORK

Kazz · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:06:56 PM »

then i shall eat with my hands

Friday · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:08:23 PM »

Then I shall take your arms. Do you accept this?

y/b

Kazz · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:13:20 PM »

if you marinate them

Classic · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:14:45 PM »

Quote from: Friday on April 18, 2008, 01:02:51 PM

Fast Metabolism

No allergies

I had done the same up until a year ago, when I started sneezing constantly in the spring and summertime and started to put on fatty looking weight.

Oh well. I still look not horribly out of shape when I suck it in. Yay for small... not quite... total failures.

Thad · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on April 18, 2008, 12:37:03 PM

Are you still in Tempe?

Yes.

Quote from: Kazz on April 18, 2008, 12:37:03 PM

Are people getting their coats out?

No, but I see an inordinate number of people in jeans and black shirts.

I once had a customer criticize me to my boss for showing up in shorts. Personally, I think less of anybody who DOESN'T wear shorts when it's over 100 out.

Brentai · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:13:34 PM »

I never wore shorts.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:15:29 PM »

Fast metabolism doesn't seem to stay forever, cause I had one and then it magically deteriorated this past year. Anyway, Kazz doesn't even take stuff for his allergies. I tell him to take Claritan like me, and he whines.

Kazz · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:21:21 PM »

should i pose with my bottle of chlortabs or something?

Arc · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:26:13 PM »

Developed hay fever over the past two years. Clearly we are all products of a government experiment gone awry.

Quote from: eloH on April 18, 2008, 02:13:34 PM

I never wore shorts.

Future President Boyd is certain to use you as an example for his signing of the Comfy & Easy Freedom Act of 20XX.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #14 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:58:21 PM »

Yeah, lets see you pose.

Brentai · « **Reply #15 on:** April 18, 2008, 03:04:06 PM »

KAZZ NO

LaserBeing · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2008, 03:44:00 PM »

It's nearly the end of April on the West Coast and it just started fucking pouring down pea-sized hailstones for no reason. It's like God finally got so pissed off at our bullshit that He accidentally knocked over His jumbo Slushie

Guild · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2008, 04:08:57 PM »

We didn't get a spring. It just suddenly jumped to 90 degrees in placerville for NO REASON three days ago.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2008, 04:21:47 PM »

He won't pose 'cause he's NOT TAKING ANYTHING.

Zach · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2008, 04:39:48 PM »

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

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