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Ted Belmont

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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2008, 05:04:46 PM »
We had an earthquake this morning.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2008, 07:10:10 PM »
It's been too fucking sunny here lately, almost 2 whole weeks of all sun, all the time...'cept at night of course.  Everyone else thinks it's nice but I get awful migraines on sunny days and a fuckton of sun after virtually none at all fucks over my brain chemistry causing me to be miserable even with my pills or mood-swingy at best.  WHY WON'T IT FUCKING RAIN HERE?!!!!?  I NEED GREY SKIES!
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2008, 07:14:25 PM »
Oh, that's why I've had a headache and wanted to throw up all day.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2008, 07:20:24 PM »
When the little blue bird
something something hmm hmm word
starts to sing

I used to have allergies. Then they disappeared. Go figure!

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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2008, 08:58:43 PM »
This might be why I've had a headache for the past three days.  I mean, having headaches for three days straight is nothing new, but at least there might be a good reason for it.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2008, 10:46:44 PM »
Quote from: LaserBeing on April 18, 2008, 03:44:00 PM
It's nearly the end of April on the West Coast
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2008, 11:12:28 PM »
we're already in may over here
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2008, 11:15:41 PM »
He's not technically incorrect.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2008, 11:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Thad on April 18, 2008, 01:34:29 PM
I once had a customer criticize me to my boss for showing up in shorts.  Personally, I think less of anybody who DOESN'T wear shorts when it's over 100 out.

i realize that having to put on fishnets for performances requires a certain level of shavenness, but it is not the standard.  some of us have pale hairy legs that we really have no interest or business in displaying for all the world to see, and prefer loose-fitting slacks for such heated purposes.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2008, 11:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Thad on April 18, 2008, 10:46:44 PM
Quote from: LaserBeing on April 18, 2008, 03:44:00 PM
It's nearly the end of April on the West Coast

I have very sensitive sinuses.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2008, 11:21:48 PM »
Quote from: O. Hakubi on April 18, 2008, 11:20:05 PM
Quote from: Thad on April 18, 2008, 10:46:44 PM
Quote from: LaserBeing on April 18, 2008, 03:44:00 PM
It's nearly the end of April on the West Coast

I have very sensitive sinuses.

He's not technically incorrect.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2008, 11:25:37 PM »
I'm sorry, the hay fever headache is messing me up real fierce here.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2008, 11:39:53 PM »
Oh, I don't shave my legs.  They are hairy like a motherfucker.  My point stands.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2008, 02:58:17 AM »
My point was not that the sky is blue. I was just trying to emphasise that, on the West Coast of Canada where I live, well into the Spring, giant fucking hailstones are not seasonal.

Dick.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2008, 07:39:53 AM »
Hm. I have no allergies, the weather is absolutely beautiful here (minus the Toronto smog, but that's hardly mother nature's fault), and I'm going to finish doing my spring maintenance to get my motorbike ready for spring today.

Where's the lightning bolt?

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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2008, 10:20:35 AM »
Quote from: LaserBeing on April 18, 2008, 03:44:00 PM
It's nearly the end of April on the West Coast and it just started fucking pouring down pea-sized hailstones for no reason. It's like God finally got so pissed off at our bullshit that He accidentally knocked over His jumbo Slushie

That was not fun.  I was on a ranch near Goldstream park in Victoria trying to bring the horses back into the stalls when the hail started whacking me in the face.. 

And how in the hells does it go down from 18 to 6 in the matter of two days?   :MENDOZAAAAA:

And the snow at midnight?


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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2008, 10:22:18 AM »
wait when did this happen?
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2008, 10:22:38 AM »
Yesterday.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2008, 10:24:45 AM »
Huh. I suppose we must have been spared from that. We do get some pretty weird weather here.

That is, weird by the standard of Vancouver.

That is, fairly normal weather.
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Re: Fuck you, Spring.
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2008, 12:12:54 PM »
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