Topic: How to Kill Batman (Read 11219 times)

Deadshot · « **Reply #40 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:47:48 PM »

Hey hey hey.
Are we just going to go and kill somebody here or are we going to actually look for some bastards?
I mean random votes are all fine but let's not allow all the wolves (?) to pile on the innocent.

What's up with The Joker? Assuming he isn't mod controlled, he is, you know, kinda useless.

Deadshot · « **Reply #41 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:50:20 PM »

And it's thanatophobia.
I won't abide by misuse of the classic languages, I'll have you know.

Scarecrow · « **Reply #42 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:59:54 PM »

You want to get archaic? Let's talk about alternate forms of spelling.

Clearly you aren't afraid to be an undereducated ass.

Dr. Hugo Strange, Ph.D. · « **Reply #43 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:01:22 AM »

Scenario #1: Deadshot is with us. In this case, we're probably going to lose him. Barring a shocking new twist to this little drama, rescinding a vote for him helps no-one. He made the mistake of accusing his accusers... any take-backs might as well be an admission of guilt. A great shame to lose an ally, especially one of his prowess, but accidents happen.

Scenario #2: Deadshot is against us, and he's trying (rather clumsily) to take our attention off him by getting us to focus on the Joker.

Now, what do these possibilities have in common?

Deadshot · « **Reply #44 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:37:51 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Hugo Strange, Ph.D. on July 23, 2009, 12:01:22 AM

rescinding a vote for him helps no-one.

Huh? I don't see what you mean. Either one thinks I'm scum (or at least not worth keeping alive), in which case one keeps his vote on me, or one thinks I'm probably not scum, in which case one removes their vote and looks around for suspicious behaviour.

Quote from: Dr. Hugo Strange, Ph.D. on July 23, 2009, 12:01:22 AM

He made the mistake of accusing his accusers...

What, you mean by random voting Killer Croc?
Or by pointing out that the accusation that I'm dead weight:

Quote from: Black Mask on July 22, 2009, 06:07:42 PM

Damned if I'm going to put up with dead weight around here.

seems to apply to The Joker?

Deadshot · « **Reply #45 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:41:42 AM »

Quote from: Scarecrow on July 22, 2009, 11:59:54 PM

Clearly you aren't afraid to be an undereducated ass.

I was merely supporting the most archaic Ancient Greek version as opposed to the bastardised alternative probably created during Shakespearean times, which still makes it a proper word, but also helps cause petty forum spats.

KYON-KUN, DENWA. · « **Reply #46 on:** July 23, 2009, 07:19:28 AM »

Useless, am I? Oh, I see, you want me to vote for somebody. Hmm, well, who to vote for...

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo, this Joker is voting slow, but you know what gets him hot, seeing you all lynch Deadshot!

What a twist, eh? Bet you didn't see that one coming, eh, Shotty boy?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

? · « **Reply #47 on:** July 23, 2009, 03:27:41 PM »

Joker pulls a flower from his lapel and shows it to Deadshot. "Want to hear a joke?" *BANG* Deadshot drops to the floor, a smoking hole in his forhead. "GET IT AHAHAHAHA. Ha." He notices that nobody else is laughing and turns toward the group.

Everyone claps politely.

Events of the day

Deadshot voted Killer Croc
Harley Quinn voted Dr. Hugo Strange
Dr. Hugo Strange voted Killer Croc
Killer Croc voted Mr. Freeze
Scarecrow voted Deadshot
Dr. Hugo Strange unvoted Killer Croc
Killer Croc unvoted Mr. Freeze
Killer Croc voted Deadshot
Black Mask voted Deadshot
Harley Quinn voted Deadshot
Gentleman Ghost voted Deadshot
Joker killed Deadshot

Now, now, what was his secret? Well, I know what it was, and I'm not telling! What a twist, huh?

Now I'll turn off the lights to give the rats a chance to reveal themselves by killing one of you. Keep on your toes, friends!

? · « **Reply #48 on:** July 24, 2009, 02:23:15 PM »

*flips the lights back on*

Puzzling things are happening in the dark. I'd hazard to guess not everyone was satisfied with the results of that experiment. Poor Harley Quinn. And look! The murderers left a note for Joker. "Condolences." Well, isn't that cheeky.

Riddle me this: What has four wheels and flies?

With 8 alive it's 5 to Hush.

KYON-KUN, DENWA. · « **Reply #49 on:** July 24, 2009, 02:39:35 PM »

A ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Mind telling me what you were doing hanging around my dead girlfriend last night, Masky?

Black Mask · « **Reply #50 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:15:42 PM »

And here I thought the pencilneck with the question mark tie was the only one who liked asking trick questions. But since I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you a straight answer: I wasn't. Hanging around dead chicks is more Freeze's thing.

Sociopathy I can understand. Hell, if it weren't for sociopathy none of us would be here. But paranoia is a new one for you, clown.

KYON-KUN, DENWA. · « **Reply #51 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:35:22 PM »

Well now, I guess that makes two things I know that you don't, and one thing that we both know very well.

You know that bit where you take off a guy's Black Mask, and it turns out there's another black mask behind it? I love that. I hope when we rip that lovely skin off your skull that there's a big, smiling bat underneath and not just a bunch of pulpy bits.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mr. Freeze · « **Reply #52 on:** July 24, 2009, 03:37:15 PM »

Quote from: Black Mask on July 24, 2009, 03:15:42 PM

Hanging around dead chicks is more Freeze's thing.

I thaw that, asshole.

Scarecrow · « **Reply #53 on:** July 24, 2009, 04:34:26 PM »

How do you know what you know, Joker? Call me coulrophobic, but I don't trust you.

Cerberus · « **Reply #54 on:** July 24, 2009, 11:22:30 PM »

Ok Joker looks like you know something. Care to elaborate so that we can understand why the shizzola you're voting who you're voting?

As for Scarecrow's post, seems a pretty legitimate accusation of suspicion.

GentlemenGhost · « **Reply #55 on:** July 25, 2009, 04:44:09 AM »

Do tell Joker I wish to hear your delightful tale.

Dr. Hugo Strange, Ph.D. · « **Reply #56 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:17:41 AM »

Yes, yes. Tell me about your mother.

Cerberus · « **Reply #57 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:31:13 AM »

Uh... Guys, I think if we base our daily investigations on questioning Joker it doesn't look like we'll be getting very far.
So maybe the Black Mask could enlighten us on the situation, if there even is one.

Now, I theorise all of us have some kind of hoops in our roles that Guild is making us jump through. If this is true, which it probably is, the Joker is the one who has to, at the end of the day (harr-dy-harr) cast the final vote, lest he be mod killed or something.

How this helps? Well, maybe it only takes four to lynch.

And where's Killer Croc?

? · « **Reply #58 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:45:42 AM »

Hmm. I have a note here in my pocket... someone must have slipped it in.

Ah. I see.

One of you wanted me to read this out loud. Ahem.

"Hugo is safe but are we. One ruffian has been found innocent who will be found next."

Cryptic. I like it.

Cerberus · « **Reply #59 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:47:06 AM »

Did I trigger that?

Hugo?

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