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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1220 on: June 22, 2010, 01:17:46 PM »

The ceiling in my bedroom will take about three days to fix. And I still don't have a garbage disposal, since that seems more important for some reason.  :nyoro~n:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1221 on: June 22, 2010, 05:37:19 PM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1222 on: June 25, 2010, 12:01:19 PM »

"Hey I know it's 3:15 in the afternoon, you won't mind playing hookey from work with no explanation, for half an hour, to go to your bank and transfer money to my bank account before 4 pm, so that the taxman won't take my house, would you?"


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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1223 on: June 25, 2010, 08:43:20 PM »

THE BOTTLE NEVER RUNS OUT
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1224 on: June 26, 2010, 06:14:47 AM »

He seems to be drinking at relativistic speed, too.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1225 on: June 26, 2010, 08:08:35 AM »

Well, that was more of a comment on what I felt I should be doing after such a WONDERFUL request, but uh... HE'S SUPERMAN SO THE LIQUOR NEVER RUNS OUT. YEAH.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1226 on: June 26, 2010, 08:55:20 AM »

It looks like he's just holding it all in his mouth.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1227 on: June 26, 2010, 04:50:47 PM »

My landlord visited me at work today. He expects me to pay for the time that he's been holding onto the apartment for me, even though I couldn't even get the keys from him yet. If I pay him what he's expecting I will have paid $1250 for a space I have never used.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1228 on: June 26, 2010, 05:31:32 PM »

You've got a copy of your lease, right?  Look over the terms.  If it doesn't explicitly say you're responsible for the months he's been holding it, you're not.

If it does, you may still have an out.  Google for lawyers who are willing to give free consultations.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1229 on: June 26, 2010, 06:05:10 PM »

The funny thing is, he's actually cutting me a break. I have the option to back out and take back all the money I have spent, and he could actually charge me $1500 if he wanted.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1230 on: June 26, 2010, 06:14:50 PM »

Offering you lube at the start doesn't mean it isn't rape.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1231 on: June 26, 2010, 06:38:37 PM »

Grueling eleven-hour shift, including the World Cup rush. Sinus headache. Flat tire.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1232 on: June 26, 2010, 08:55:06 PM »

Basically I think it would be best if I just summarized the last year or so of my life as being shit. It's been this goddamn ticker-tape parade of travesty where I can never catch a break for like five goddamn minutes. In the course of a couple of months I'm out my entire life's savings and every friend I had, I'm back to square fucking zero on my gender identity, and my entire family hates me. I no longer eat or sleep or move around like a normal human being, and I live out every single day confined to the single worst possible spot I could be in. And although I've perpetually tried to at least be a good kid, my life seems to be entirely dictated by the will of complete assholes to the point that I'm seriously wondering if the key to being happy is going nuts and killing people. That's what fills me with discontent.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1233 on: June 26, 2010, 09:01:13 PM »

Dude, if it's really that big an issue, just pack a backpack with whatever you can carry on your own strength and move, forget about everything else, you can replace it later on.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1234 on: June 26, 2010, 09:40:55 PM »

I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice, consult a lawyer in your jurisdiction before taking any action.  You cannot be liable for rent until you have both legal and actual possession of the property.  So, no, if you haven't been able to get the keys and haven't gotten the keys?  You're not a tenant yet, and he can't demand rent.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1235 on: June 27, 2010, 11:09:00 AM »

Don't get a lawyer, those cost money. Instead, fret quietly and hope the problem solves itself. Eventually pay the money, but be unhappy about the result.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1236 on: June 27, 2010, 03:09:54 PM »

That's the plan! :slow:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1237 on: July 06, 2010, 10:11:49 AM »

Not all that bad a day, but in extreme pain right now and there's not much I can do about it.

I got some liquid nitrogen blasted on a wart on my finger, and another bump that might have been a wart, and while it was painless at the time, now it really fucking burns.  I also got a plantar wart blasted (partially anyway, the inner cluster would "have rendered me incapable of walking for some time" if I had it fully treated) but it doesn't hurt at all.  I guess that's because it's on my foot and not my damn nerve-engorged fingers!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1238 on: July 09, 2010, 12:14:50 AM »

I decided to go swimming since the girlfriend wanted too. Had her pick out some suntan lotion since I'm pale as a ghost. Well when I got into the car to ride back apparently she forgot to mention the lotion had tanning properties now my skin is red as a lobster. and burning to all hell from my face to my legs.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1239 on: July 09, 2010, 03:58:02 AM »

That does not sound like a tan.  That sounds like you used SPF 5.
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