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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1340 on: July 23, 2010, 01:10:58 PM »

Okay, I misunderstood. The wipe-us-out sum was for visit fees, lab work (even though he is a hound dog, ho ho), and medicine for his heart. Three medicines, really. So there's that.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1341 on: July 23, 2010, 02:42:40 PM »

My dad's health deteriorates as well from seeing this, as well as learning that his own mother's mental state due to Alzhimers and other problems has gone so far down the hellhole that she's been lying to the entire family  my dad is in to put him and all his siblings against each other, by saying how badly each one's treating her, and now he has to go out there and try to get shit sorted out (and there's a terrifying fucking chance her health's so far gone that she may bite it)

She didn't recognize him, or any siblings, or even the fact that she was a mother.


When my dad got home it looked like in the past 4 days he aged 10 years.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1342 on: July 23, 2010, 04:55:31 PM »

Insult to injury: my Blackberry trackball doesn't work. Instead of scrolling down, it instead scrolls up. Imagine using your computer without a mouse or the tab key, and that's what I've got.

On the upside, I'll have to stop spamming this thread with my shitty life events until it magically fixes itself.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1343 on: July 23, 2010, 05:45:40 PM »

Mine does that all the time.  Just press down as hard as you can and roll it around and whatever bit of crud is stuck in there will usually get itself out.

If that doesn't work, er, stop pissing off elder gods.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1344 on: July 23, 2010, 08:53:17 PM »

I just got a notice from the state's attorney's office saying I have to pay $280 for a $32 bounced check from February. The best part of the notice was the part where it says if I don't make arrangements to pay the fines by the 23rd(today), they're going to pursue criminal charges that could result in 1 year jail time and up to a $2,500 fine.

 ::(:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1345 on: July 24, 2010, 05:59:02 AM »

...

How does something like that happen?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1346 on: July 24, 2010, 07:31:28 AM »

I accidentally bounced a check for $32 back in February, and the place I bounced it at, despite never once attempting to contact me, decided to file charges against me. So now I get to bury myself even more in debt to pay this thing.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1347 on: July 24, 2010, 08:27:50 AM »

Mine does that all the time.  Just press down as hard as you can and roll it around and whatever bit of crud is stuck in there will usually get itself out.

That usually works! But this time I think it's well and truly busted, as no amount of rolling or pressing or blowing works this time.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1348 on: July 24, 2010, 08:35:32 AM »

R^2, you've had it so bad this week, that every time I see that there's a new post in this thread by you, I'm afraid it'll read "Hey guys, I died!"
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1349 on: July 24, 2010, 11:37:25 AM »

I'm sure he's added a codicil to his Will instructing his next of kin to do exactly that.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1350 on: July 24, 2010, 11:45:13 AM »

I have a box with a few pieces of paper on it. I told my family to find the box when I die. It has all the passwords and names I use as well as how to use my computer.  I update it every birthday and Christmas. 

I also have a list of "Who gets what random crap that I really don't need a will to give away" for things like my games, movies, and comics. There are optional instructions to wrap everything in festive paper.

IT PAYS TO BE PREPARED.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1351 on: July 24, 2010, 11:47:21 AM »

If I ever have a box with instructions to open when I die, it'll be rigged with some kind of WMD. That will be your notice.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1352 on: July 24, 2010, 11:58:12 AM »

When they open my box, i'll jump out of it and be like "Surprise, i'm not dead!" and everyone will be happy.
And then the Age of Stush begins.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1353 on: July 24, 2010, 01:31:27 PM »

STUSH AGE: ORIGINS



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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1354 on: July 25, 2010, 08:42:29 AM »

My roommate's bike was stolen last night.

I'm just glad mine looks like a piece of crap.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1355 on: July 25, 2010, 11:27:59 AM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1356 on: July 26, 2010, 09:05:34 AM »

That same night my 18 year old brother got arrested for possession (and who knows what else... the cops kept his phone as evidence).

UPDATE: It has been revealed that in addition to the drugs (weed and ecstasy) the cops also confiscated a scales and about two-dozen small containers from the back of his car. Looks like I'm not the family's only entrepreneur anymore.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1357 on: July 26, 2010, 01:44:37 PM »

So I was in class today, right.



If that doesn't work, er, stop pissing off elder gods.
I haven't pissed off any elder gods, have I? I did say something snarky to that Jehovah's Witness, but--

Hey, wait.

Heck, by our standards you're basically a Great Old One.
...Clutch? Did I annoy Clutch somehow? Or some other veteran member or admin or something...?



...!

Holy shit!

R^2 HATES ADMINS.
MY NUZLOCKE COMICS CAUSED ALL THIS



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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1358 on: July 27, 2010, 09:06:14 PM »

Remember when I said I'd just have to wait for the trackball to magically fix itself? Surprise.

No wait

I mean

Hey guys, I died. 
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1359 on: July 28, 2010, 04:17:01 AM »

Don't die! You're my special hero!
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