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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #140 on: January 06, 2009, 07:28:56 PM »

Some days I feel totally alone. Today is one of those days. People in general suck big nuts.

I've just chewed apart the box you sent out.

You're inside me now, Guild.

Inside. Me.

Forever.

:doit:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #141 on: January 06, 2009, 07:45:46 PM »

Arc, you hussy.  I thought we had something special.  :sadpanda:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #142 on: January 06, 2009, 11:11:27 PM »

Some days I feel totally alone. Today is one of those days. People in general suck big nuts.

I've just chewed apart the box you sent out.

You're inside me now, Guild.

Inside. Me.

Forever.

:doit:

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http://www.gamespite.net/verbalspew/archives/archive_2009-m01.php#e1091

This is not really how I expected the day to go.

For those who have asked, though, I'm still with 1UP. Thanks for your concern, but I'd rather you wish the best for everyone who wasn't so fortunate instead. Go consume some hard liquor for us.

Done and done. And I mean done.

Guild sent you liqour???!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #143 on: January 09, 2009, 04:36:47 PM »

My headset microphone doesn't work. I look at the cord; it's pulled and exposed near where it connects to the headphone. It's pretty clearly busted.

I prepare to go buy another pair, so I clean my glasses before I go. My fingers slip, and I break the left... whatever you call the thingy that goes over your ear.

I drive by the optician shop, and learn that the parts aren't made any more. I'll need new glasses.

I go to the store and buy a new headset.

I come home, plug it in, and realize that my old headset had the mute switch turned on. It works fine.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #144 on: January 09, 2009, 04:42:50 PM »

An entire month's salary is going to pay schooling for the car mechanic's kids.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #145 on: January 09, 2009, 04:44:28 PM »

I collected three checks and got a permanent job offer.

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Am I doing this right?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #146 on: January 09, 2009, 09:20:03 PM »

OH IT'S NOT OVER YET.

I had to carry a girl that broke up with me two hours beforehand to the cab so she wouldn't get run over by traffic.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #147 on: January 09, 2009, 09:37:30 PM »

If she broke up with you while she was drunk then it didn't count.

Also anything else that occurred while she was drunk.   :suave:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #148 on: January 09, 2009, 09:55:04 PM »

You're making assumptions.  He could have just broke her kneecaps.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #149 on: January 10, 2009, 09:42:08 AM »

Yeah, she doesn't remember anything.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #150 on: January 10, 2009, 11:13:30 AM »

Some days I feel totally alone. Today is one of those days. People in general suck big nuts.

I've just chewed apart the box you sent out.

You're inside me now, Guild.

Inside. Me.

Forever.

:doit:

*crosses Arc's name off of a giant list*

Thanks for the candy.

*goes back to polishing his shotgun*
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #151 on: January 13, 2009, 09:20:57 PM »

Not necessarily a shit day, but it wasn't fun. My older brother and his girlfriend just bought a house -- it was a bit of a shithole, too. That's why I've been spending that last few days helping them clean it right the fuck up. Just today I helped rip up some old, shitty carpet and padding and replaced it with some lovely pergo.

The house looks (almost) lovely, now. Still needs a bunch of work.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #152 on: January 22, 2009, 08:03:35 PM »

I just spent that last few hours arguing with someone about the best way to clean an old, irreplaceable painting that had fallen into disrepair. I suggested finding out how to do it from somebody else or the internet, they thought steam cleaning it would be the best idea.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #153 on: January 23, 2009, 04:22:19 AM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #154 on: January 23, 2009, 04:25:55 AM »

It will certainly remove all impurities from the canvas

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #155 on: January 25, 2009, 07:14:31 PM »

Well my day started on a sour note when I discovered that my computer was yet again failing at life and being stupid and not opening things or recognizing that it was running at all.

But really, the actual kicker came tonight when my mom called to tell me she's on the way home and off the cuff asks if I heard that my sister's friend Brianna died.  And I'm like "...sorry what?"  My little sister's friend was probably barely 20, and she was a generally nice girl and she was silly and she was always friendly to me.  I wasn't close with her, but I knew her.  My sister's all fucked up about it very understandably.  Brianna was apparently at a party last night and had only had a couple drinks; something made her laugh and she throws her head back laughing and slams her head right through a windowsill.  Apparently she died before she even hit the ground.  The state of NH treats any unusual circumstances of death as homocide, but jesus fuck.  How the fuck does a freak accident like that happen?   That is just fucking bizarre and I just can't believe she's dead.  She was a nice girl.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #156 on: January 25, 2009, 08:01:26 PM »

I am very sorry to hear that, LD.

I am always amazed how thin that little thread is. Death is so close to us, always, invisible, and it doesn't wait for the proper moment, or anything else.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #157 on: January 25, 2009, 08:26:29 PM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #158 on: January 26, 2009, 09:08:07 AM »

My condolences, Lady Duke.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #159 on: January 29, 2009, 08:32:59 AM »

Everyone I know... everyone... has come down with the same sort of Implosive Flu or something.  Except me, I'm a picture of health.  This is particularly terrifying because my immune system can best be described as "shot to hell" on a good day.
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