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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1420 on: August 05, 2010, 07:01:31 PM »

My life is horrible.  I'm in a class with a teacher who takes Nietzsche seriously and expects us to do the same. 

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1421 on: August 05, 2010, 07:04:18 PM »

Things are pretty awful but sometimes the only way through a shit sandwich is to take one big steaming bite after another.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1422 on: August 05, 2010, 07:13:04 PM »

My life is horrible.  I'm in a class with a teacher who takes Nietzsche seriously and expects us to do the same. 

If that's the worst of your troubles, remember that courses come to an end. Usually in mere weeks. If you really need something to sustain you, just watch A Fish Called Wanda.

Things are pretty awful but sometimes the only way through a shit sandwich is to take one big steaming bite after another.

Sometimes the reward for finishing the sandwich is more sandwiches. Without bread.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1423 on: August 05, 2010, 07:35:30 PM »

Mongrel will buy you a double down if you get through this class.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1424 on: August 05, 2010, 08:12:26 PM »

I love you all.

Small fry really, this bullshitter (the philosopher, not the teacher).  Sperendum Est - Faith Endures

If anything, the fact that I get better marks at these bullshit school-mandated honours courses (phil, ethics, lit) than those who take it seriously makes me feel all that much better.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1425 on: August 05, 2010, 10:31:32 PM »

Do tell me all about it Mongrel.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1426 on: August 06, 2010, 02:49:33 AM »

No, no, I don't think so.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1427 on: August 06, 2010, 03:12:11 AM »

Also I got one of my coworkers to help me out with U-Haul stuff (you have to be 21 and have a credit card), so I'll be out of here in the next couple of weeks. So screw you.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1428 on: August 06, 2010, 03:38:05 AM »

That's actually good to hear.

Teg, we don't see what you do all day. We have to go by what you post here (another reason why it's dangerous to take our advice anyway). On that basis, things looked pretty bad.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1429 on: August 06, 2010, 10:50:32 AM »

I feel sorta bad, I hardly ever ring my dad, I don't know why, I like being around him, and we get on well, but I'm always sorta scared of him, like some kind of subconscious thing that stops me from ringing him, he was a pretty mean drunk when we were growing up, so I guess that's why.

It feels bad, because I have a fairly alright dad, but I'm not all that good to him, and even though i'd like to change how I feel, I don't know how to.

EDIT: Not really related to me having a shit day, I guess, just with all the talk about dads and stuff I figured i'd mention it. I've been putting off ringing him for weeks, because i'm scared that he's gonna be mad that I haven't rang him in so long. :(
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1430 on: August 06, 2010, 12:05:55 PM »

Dekarma'd. Your emotions are not manly enough!

If your father is anything like I imagine him, (like Cousin It, if the cousin were covered in styled and immaculately groomed face and body hair) he'd be happy if you took a moment to share some of your accomplishments with him.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1431 on: August 06, 2010, 04:30:06 PM »

I haven't showered in two days because my brother is a cunt I had to move two sofas a bed a tv a dresser five boxes of shit that had the record of agarest war hump pillow boobie mouse pad shit in one of it a desk two computers and my brother is a cunt and i have to help him move because it's for my dad and  ufck ofuhaisdhsduhfisfasd pahilhsf NO ONE WOUL CONVIFN D TME AFAUCK FUCK
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1432 on: August 06, 2010, 09:00:06 PM »

Oh god, he broke Lyrai.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1433 on: August 06, 2010, 09:06:52 PM »

How much is that going to cost to fix?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1434 on: August 06, 2010, 09:57:17 PM »

Maybe we can pin all of the damage we did on him as well.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1435 on: August 11, 2010, 08:54:39 PM »

The dog has a high chance of having cancer.


My mother subsequently spent the rest of the day crying and demanding to know (from God? Zeus? Someone.) what the dog did to deserve that.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1436 on: August 12, 2010, 07:17:11 PM »

some motherfucker slashed one of my tires today.

i will probably lose my job because of this tomorrow.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1437 on: August 12, 2010, 07:39:18 PM »

I got a flat tire on my bike for the second time in two weeks.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1438 on: August 12, 2010, 07:40:22 PM »

some motherfucker slashed one of my tires today.

I got a flat tire on my bike for the second time in two weeks.


I think I'm going to go put my spare tire in my trunk right now.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1439 on: August 12, 2010, 07:51:32 PM »

I get to begin UV treatments so I can hopefully avoid lymphoma.

Perspective!
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