Topic: Shit Days (Read 228126 times)

Classic · « **Reply #1700 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:06:26 AM »

Maybe this is...?

Niku · « **Reply #1701 on:** October 13, 2010, 06:43:30 PM »

http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/ is back!

.. i .. it's not Solomon. Some interloper has swiped the domain.

;_; this is worse than anything that has ever happened to R^2.

A² · « **Reply #1702 on:** October 14, 2010, 07:13:02 PM »

My grandmother died last sunday.

Today I learned that the last 8 months of her life were the relatives who lived in that area (She's in NE, I'm on OR) shuttling her around to lawyers and taking advantaged of her Alzheimer-riddled mental state to have her modify her will for their politicking.

My father gets nothing as a result of it.

I wasn't aware it was possible to be this angry and this disgusted in humanity at the same time.

Büge · « **Reply #1703 on:** October 14, 2010, 07:21:07 PM »

u_u

My condolences, Lyrai.

Isn't there anything he (or you) can do?

A² · « **Reply #1704 on:** October 14, 2010, 07:23:41 PM »

He doesn't want to do anything but watch and be left behind. Combination of exhaustion and just disgust at the mess and not wanting to bother with them.

R^2 · « **Reply #1705 on:** October 15, 2010, 07:09:08 AM »

"Look at it this way, now you can fuck anybody you want."
"Given my luck, is that really a good idea? The last thing I need is to get somebody pregnant or an STD."
"Good point. Knowing you, your dick would probably shrivel up and fall off if you tried."

(That really sucks, Lyrai.)

Aintaer · « **Reply #1706 on:** October 15, 2010, 11:06:04 AM »

R^2 you have a gift.

R^2 · « **Reply #1707 on:** October 15, 2010, 01:06:42 PM »

I wish it had come with the reciept.

Büge · « **Reply #1708 on:** October 15, 2010, 06:53:48 PM »

The receipt is also cursed.

Lottel · « **Reply #1709 on:** October 15, 2010, 11:47:21 PM »

Today would've been my and my ex's four year anniversary. I was supposed to propose tonight.

Stush · « **Reply #1710 on:** October 16, 2010, 03:05:45 AM »

I got stabbed and fell into a volcano, and then a meteor hit the volcano, and then a nearby star went supernova and destroyed the solar system, and then another star turned into a black hole and sucked it all in, and then an alien dude went back in time and kicked me in the nuts just before I got stabbed.

Niku · « **Reply #1711 on:** October 16, 2010, 04:51:56 AM »

And some assholes kept chanting in latin the entire time to boot.

R^2 · « **Reply #1712 on:** October 16, 2010, 06:39:01 AM »

Quote from: Stush on October 16, 2010, 03:05:45 AM

I got stabbed and fell into a volcano, and then a meteor hit the volcano, and then a nearby star went supernova and destroyed the solar system, and then another star turned into a black hole and sucked it all in, and then an alien dude went back in time and kicked me in the nuts just before I got stabbed.

This is generally how my days go before lunchtime, leaving me a good ten or twelve hours left for my day to get worse.

A² · « **Reply #1713 on:** October 17, 2010, 01:46:53 AM »

I am convinced my dad's relatives, the one who screwed him - and as I found out today, me as well - aren't human. They're monsters. One of them apparently showed up at the funeral with lawyer, and another told my dad he had no right to be there, to which he responded with a very terse "Go take a long walk off a short pier, you'll be doing everyone a favor"

Stush · « **Reply #1714 on:** October 17, 2010, 06:33:02 PM »

Jeez, Lyrai. :( That's awful. I can't believe how awful some people can be. How do their minds work like that?

Mongrel · « **Reply #1715 on:** October 17, 2010, 07:00:18 PM »

"Minemineminemineminemineminefuckyoumineminemine"

Büge · « **Reply #1716 on:** October 17, 2010, 08:28:43 PM »

You remember that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he's escorting that penguin to Antarctica and sees the penguin as a freshly-cooked chicken in a hunger-induced hallucination while they're stranded on a raft in the ocean?

It's sort of like that, only replace "freshly-cooked chicken" with "ATM with legs."

Brentai · « **Reply #1717 on:** October 17, 2010, 09:11:32 PM »

You... wanted to fuck an ATM machine?

A² · « **Reply #1718 on:** October 17, 2010, 09:18:28 PM »

stop making me laugh when it's supposed to make me feel sad

Lottel · « **Reply #1719 on:** October 17, 2010, 09:19:57 PM »

You don't?

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