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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1980 on: March 19, 2011, 04:53:36 PM »

Don't let the concept of "Your poor because you're a loser" enter your brains.

Pfft, too late for that. By many many years.

When you have a thirty-two year history of poor decision-making, it doesn't really matter if fate is against you or not, the only person who deserves blame is yourself.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1981 on: March 19, 2011, 06:11:47 PM »

Don't let the concept of "Your poor because you're a loser" enter your brains.

What he said.

Don't let knee-jerk cynicism prevent you from improving your life.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1982 on: March 19, 2011, 06:39:32 PM »

Guys.

It's not knee-jerk cynicism that prevents me from improving my life, it's thousands of dollars I don't have and a structural deficit I do have.

I had my chances and made my mistakes. I'm not old enough to say that things are "too late" yet, but it will be, all-too-soon. And in the short time I have left, I have no plan no starting point and no very little hope.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1983 on: March 19, 2011, 09:33:42 PM »

It's never too late. Even in the death row.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1984 on: March 19, 2011, 09:48:39 PM »

Exactly.  Make yourself a shiv and start stabbing your way to a bright new tomorrow!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1985 on: March 20, 2011, 06:36:51 AM »

If I have enough money to move this week, I won't have enough to keep my phone on. This will make finding work in Nashville difficult.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1986 on: March 20, 2011, 10:35:34 AM »

Just when exactly are you going to find the pit of this particular bell curve?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1987 on: March 20, 2011, 04:54:36 PM »

My aunt's gone from talking about how she's going to beat her cancer to talking about how she's going to last at least a year.  :(
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1988 on: March 21, 2011, 01:18:03 PM »

Second dead cat of the year. Fuck you, 2011.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1989 on: March 21, 2011, 04:06:29 PM »

Didn't you see that movie, all cats go to heaven?
I hear tell there is a lot of catnip there.

Sorry. My efforts at consoling people have been piss poor.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1990 on: March 21, 2011, 04:50:04 PM »

My last cat was allergic to catnip.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1991 on: March 21, 2011, 06:35:43 PM »

You live to ruin everything about cat heaven for everyone, don't you?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1992 on: March 22, 2011, 04:02:15 AM »

Today's the big day. God dammit.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1993 on: March 22, 2011, 03:59:30 PM »

R^2, disconnect the odometer under the moving van and they won't charge you for your miles driven. :D
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1994 on: March 22, 2011, 06:48:04 PM »

I think I've found a picture that sums up your life, R^2.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1995 on: March 23, 2011, 05:41:23 AM »

THE MISSILES MAY TRY TO HIT AS THEY MIGHT, BUT THEY WILL NEVER DOWN HIS FIGHTER PLANE.  BECAUSE R^2 IS ONE OF THE TRUE BELIEVERS.  THE CHOSEN.  THE SACRED.

HE IS A WARRIOR!!!

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1996 on: March 23, 2011, 07:39:10 AM »

Last night a friend of mine came to me with plans to kill herself. I couldn't stop her.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1997 on: March 23, 2011, 08:35:15 AM »

there are no words of sympathy sufficient
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1998 on: March 23, 2011, 11:59:22 AM »

Jesus Christ, that's awful; I'm so sorry to hear it.

Guild's right, no words are sufficient -- but there are three that are pretty important, and those are "Not your fault."

Small comfort, and hopefully something you already know.  But don't forget it.

My best to you and yours.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1999 on: March 23, 2011, 02:33:15 PM »

For whatever it's worth, we're here for you, man.
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