Topic: Shit Days (Read 227916 times)

Lottel · « **Reply #2060 on:** April 13, 2011, 05:54:07 PM »

Yeeeaaaah I've broken ribs on several occasions. They are pretty much the only bones I break.

I broke three ribs by COUGHING. Boy that was the most fun I've ever had.
I begged the doctor for death. He asked if I wanted pain pills. I told them to load them into a gun and shoot me.

Büge · « **Reply #2061 on:** April 13, 2011, 06:20:36 PM »

Yes but Lottel, don't your ribs form a gibbet around your vital organs already?

Lottel · « **Reply #2062 on:** April 13, 2011, 06:25:15 PM »

Doesn't everyone's?
That's kind of what ribs do.

Büge · « **Reply #2063 on:** April 13, 2011, 06:44:43 PM »

Ok, ok. Yours are more like an Iron Maiden.

Lottel · « **Reply #2064 on:** April 13, 2011, 07:02:49 PM »

Stush · « **Reply #2065 on:** April 13, 2011, 07:08:14 PM »

I used to come here to be depressed, but now I come here to make myself feel less crappy about my stupid money problems, because I totally don't have it as bad as you guys.
Still doesn't really make it any less annoying though. I'm in a bit of debt, going back on welfare, and i'm broke, but at least I don't have broken ribs! Hope you feel better soon, Mali!

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2066 on:** April 15, 2011, 04:06:20 PM »

So, let me get this straight: because HTC made a shoddy product(the Evo) and Sprint sold me this shoddy product, and because I didn't pay for ~~protection money~~ cellphone insurance(Cellphone insurance? Really? What a ridiculous concept), when said phone breaks, I'm supposed to pay for the privilege of having it repaired, even though it's still under warranty? No thank you. I'll be cancelling my service with Sprint as soon as I can get to a phone that works, and I will NOT be getting another cellphone, with Sprint or any other provider. I'll get a house phone, as soon as I can afford it. Fuck cellphones.

Oh, and if anyone wants to buy my used, slightly broken Evo, I'll sell it to you cheap. The power button doesn't work, which you can get around with apps, but because of the power button issue, any time I try to turn it off, it just turns itself back on. This becomes a problem when the battery is completely dead, and it can't charge at all because it keeps trying to turn on, thus cutting off the charge, and preventing it from even turning on. This is the issue that necessitated the repair, and caused me to finally swear off cellphones for good.

Joxam · « **Reply #2067 on:** April 15, 2011, 04:26:30 PM »

I will say that swearing off all cellphones because of sprint is like swearing off all candy because you don't like black licorice.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2068 on:** April 15, 2011, 04:34:06 PM »

Sprint, AT&T, and Verizon are my only options in this area. I've had problems with all three of them.

Anyway, it's more like swearing off muggers because they all keep stabbing you every time they rob you.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2069 on:** April 15, 2011, 04:50:50 PM »

Also, the muggers are giving you cancer.

Büge · « **Reply #2070 on:** April 15, 2011, 06:07:12 PM »

Quote from: Joxam on April 15, 2011, 04:26:30 PM

I will say that swearing off all cellphones because of sprint is like swearing off all candy because you don't like Thrills.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2071 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:28:24 AM »

So, I'm not sure how many people know this, but I'm in the Army Reserve. I was supposed to have a three day drill last weekend, but at the last minute, they pushed it back. So instead of getting a $300 or so check this coming Monday, I won't get any money at all until I get my GI Bill check on the 5th. As a result, I have no gas in my car, no money to pay for gas, and two more weeks left of school, with no idea how I'm going to get to campus. I do have a bicycle, but campus is over an hour away by bike, and there are only bike trails for about half of that.

TL;DR: Being poor sucks.

McDohl · « **Reply #2072 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:41:30 AM »

You on the old chapter 30 GI Bill? I'm on Chapter 33, the Post-9/11 GI bill. My check comes in on the 1st of the month like clockwork.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2073 on:** April 21, 2011, 12:01:57 PM »

Yeah, I'm on Chapter 30.

Mothra · « **Reply #2074 on:** April 21, 2011, 12:15:03 PM »

Pshhh road biking for an hour there and back for a week isn't all that bad. Least the weather's somewhat decent now.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2075 on:** April 21, 2011, 05:20:21 PM »

Man, how many people on this forum are vets anyway?!

Norondor · « **Reply #2076 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:13:54 PM »

it seems very likely that someone i know is a rapist, though i am not sure who.

i always have known in the core of my self-image what i would do if someone hurt my sister, and it's not a pretty picture.

Lottel · « **Reply #2077 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:33:25 PM »

That post demands elaboration

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2078 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:13:08 PM »

Really don't think it does.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2079 on:** April 24, 2011, 06:56:27 PM »

Quote from: Beat Bandit on April 24, 2011, 06:13:08 PM

Really don't think it does.

I'm with you on that.

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