Hmm. Where to start.
Well, my aunt's on her deathbed. She's had cancer on and off for years, but it sounds like the end is nigh now. My aunt being who she is, this is a huge drama bomb dropped on the entire family, so I'm trying to take care of my business in the middle of a cross-state crying and screaming match.
I finally have the money to pay my taxes, but I seem to have been strangled by some IRS red tape. "Oh yeah, you need some new shit we never mentioned before. We'll send those documents to you in about 15 days." Ah ha, yes, that'll obviously work, won't it, you stupid fucks.
Speaking of the money to pay my taxes, my main client and his lead developer have gotten into some sort of inter-office power struggle pissing match that I've got to snake my way through somehow. Basically it comes down to "Hey I want a detailed report of every thing you're doing or I'm going to kvetch about paying you for your time on it" vs "Hey don't tell that guy shit about what you're doing or I'll cut you right off." As a grossly underpaid external contractor I probably reserve the right to flip them both off and fuck the hell outta there, but, you know, I like pyos.
Anyway, so that's my day so far!
...I haven't even had my coffee yet.