Topic: Shit Days (Read 227714 times)

Büge · « **Reply #2480 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:11:39 AM »

Quote from: Esperath on October 19, 2011, 11:04:58 AM

You might be pregnant with Athena.

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Amuro Ray · « **Reply #2481 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:47:26 AM »

Quote from: Lottel on October 19, 2011, 11:00:49 AM

Today marks the nine months to the day I've had this damn headache. If I were pregnant instead, I'd've had the baby by now.

Could be a brain tumor, better go check that out.

Lottel · « **Reply #2482 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:50:16 AM »

Been there, done that. Nothing they could see. Told me to deal with it and maybe one day it'll go away.

Norondor · « **Reply #2483 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:51:51 AM »

i hate to say it, but... neuralgia?

Zaratustra · « **Reply #2484 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:06:08 PM »

stop using drugs

or

use drugs

as applicable

Lottel · « **Reply #2485 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:16:58 PM »

DRUGS ARE THE BEST

Brentai · « **Reply #2486 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:49:47 PM »

Perform a logical inversion on your current state of drug use.

This applies to all problems.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2487 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Future Lottel

SMOKE ROCK ALL DAY

Mongrel · « **Reply #2488 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:25:49 PM »

Quote from: Beat Bandit on October 19, 2011, 06:21:09 PM

Quote from: Future Lottel
SMOKE ROCK ALL DAY

Quote from: Mongrel on October 19, 2011, 05:32:11 PM

Super Hans on Crack

A² · « **Reply #2489 on:** October 24, 2011, 03:43:46 PM »

The DMV has informed me that my license is being suspended unless I pay $75 for having an uninsured accident and not reporting the injury of the other party

A) I have never owned a car and not had insurance (Nearing 10 years)
B) What injury? This is the first I've ever heard of it and the accident happened over a year ago
C) The DMV and the woman I called for hte accident line are pricks.

McDohl · « **Reply #2490 on:** October 24, 2011, 04:15:48 PM »

A² · « **Reply #2491 on:** October 24, 2011, 06:27:16 PM »

@Aoko> So, to recap my day today.
[07:23:29pm -7] <@Aoko> I woke up, had a midterm that I didn't remember half the questions on.
[07:23:46pm -7] <@Aoko> Wnet to bio, sat through a lecture with no internet, with a quiz at the end where half the words were foreign to me.
[07:24:20pm -7] <@Aoko> Went to the DMV< was told that my license has been suspended since last november, and that the first letter they sent me (That I never go) was the first warning, and the second letter says it's not suspended yet.
[07:24:23pm -7] <@Aoko> They want $75 to reinstate it
[07:24:35pm -7] <@Aoko> Called my parents to try and cool my head, got told off because my brother decided to be a prick and make them angry.
[07:25:16pm -7] <@Aoko> Drove home, went for a walk, came back, can't calm down enough to find paperwork
[07:25:22pm -7] <@Aoko> Went to the store, got punched in the eye for not giving someone my soda.
[07:25:44pm -7] <@Aoko> Sit here at 7:30pm holding an ice pack over my eye with homework to do and no will to do it.
[07:25:47pm -7] <@Aoko> Dear Life: Get fucked.

A² · « **Reply #2492 on:** October 24, 2011, 06:50:14 PM »

while outside to take the trash to the curb shortly after the last post, I tripped, twisting my ankle and scraping my arm up on the concrete

Stush · « **Reply #2493 on:** October 24, 2011, 06:54:08 PM »

Oh no. :(

Mongrel · « **Reply #2494 on:** October 24, 2011, 07:03:17 PM »

R^2! When I said "Man, give that thing to Mitch McConnel or someone!" 'someone' didn't mean Lyrai!

Caithness · « **Reply #2495 on:** October 24, 2011, 07:04:24 PM »

Maybe it's time to go to bed and cut this day short.

Classic · « **Reply #2496 on:** October 24, 2011, 07:21:53 PM »

Wait. Someone actually punched you for a soda!? What kind of filthy barbarous town do you live in, and how can I get in on wanton selfish violence like that?

Brentai · « **Reply #2497 on:** October 24, 2011, 07:51:36 PM »

Don't be a fool! Nobody can stop all those gangs of students and evil bosses!

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #2498 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:01:43 PM »

Tomorrow can only be better, right? Right?

Lottel · « **Reply #2499 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:05:47 PM »

Tomorrow Lyrai's body is found double-punched with soda poured down the pants.

News:

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