Topic: Shit Days (Read 227715 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #2500 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on October 24, 2011, 07:51:36 PM

Don't be a fool! Nobody can stop all those gangs of students and evil bosses!

Hey guys, I just found a whole roast chicken in this garbage can. What the hell is going on here?

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #2501 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on October 24, 2011, 08:05:47 PM

Tomorrow Lyrai's body is found double-punched with soda poured down the pants.

A² · « **Reply #2502 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:50:33 PM »

Having had a pretty bad day already, and not having had soda in months, I decided to treat myself. So I drove to the store, got some, and then:

(7:13:14 PM) WAHA!: Was walking out when someone 'bumped' into me and said they liked the soda.
(7:13:19 PM) WAHA!: I kept on walking ignoring them.
(7:13:29 PM) WAHA!: THey got in front of me again, saying they wanted some. I ignored them and moved to the side.
(7:13:46 PM) WAHA!: He stood in front of me again and demanded it, I started screaming for help.
(7:13:52 PM) WAHA!: Punched me in the eye and then ran off.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2503 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:54:08 PM »

TWICE IN ONE DAY?!

Brentai · « **Reply #2504 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:56:04 PM »

That... is an AMAZING story to pair with that avatar.

Lottel · « **Reply #2505 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:57:12 PM »

I BELIEVE that's the story of how it happened, Mongrel, not a detailing of a repeat.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2506 on:** October 24, 2011, 08:58:39 PM »

Stush · « **Reply #2507 on:** October 24, 2011, 09:02:29 PM »

That is a pretty ridiculous thing, Lyrai, people are space butts.

François · « **Reply #2508 on:** October 25, 2011, 12:01:42 AM »

Don't give them that much credit. They're just regular butts at best.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2509 on:** November 01, 2011, 08:23:58 PM »

Yeah so it turns out turning someone down when they ask you out kinda sucks

Lottel · « **Reply #2510 on:** November 01, 2011, 08:43:48 PM »

Well, look at it on the bright side. They find you desirable enough to want and approachable enough to ask out!
But yeah. You feel like a jerk afterwards.

My advice: Fake beard!

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2511 on:** November 01, 2011, 08:47:02 PM »

Well, it is after Halloween, so all the fake beards should be on clearance...

Mothra · « **Reply #2512 on:** November 02, 2011, 01:20:40 PM »

I have tried that whole dating out of pity deal and it is a far shittier thing for one to do in the long run. You did what you should've done.

Brentai · « **Reply #2513 on:** November 02, 2011, 01:41:32 PM »

Yeah, that. I've done it more times than somebody who claims to be a quick learner ought to, and it always ends the same. Brain that puppy before it becomes a wolf.

A² · « **Reply #2514 on:** November 02, 2011, 09:47:26 PM »

I got assaulted by drunks today.

Classic · « **Reply #2515 on:** November 02, 2011, 10:09:34 PM »

Evidently you need a bodyguard, and Nex needs a personal trainer.

NexAdruin · « **Reply #2516 on:** November 02, 2011, 10:38:40 PM »

I need a what

Classic · « **Reply #2517 on:** November 02, 2011, 11:35:08 PM »

Someone to make sure you have more good days than you have bad days until you get enough good days to do it out of habit.

NexAdruin · « **Reply #2518 on:** November 03, 2011, 01:03:25 AM »

I think we call those escort girls, Classic.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2519 on:** November 03, 2011, 05:41:01 AM »

Wake up at four in the morning for work. Get there, get ready, hang out on the sales floor for half-an-hour before the manager finally notices me and explains how they changed my shift for that day but no one bothered to tell me so I should come back in two hours. Get home, one of my monitors decides it's done turning on ever again. Hot water is off for the third time this week.

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