Topic: Shit Days (Read 227717 times)

Norondor · « **Reply #2520 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:01:32 PM »

fifth consecutive day of every tooth in my mouth constantly blasting red-hot pain waves directly into my living brain.

Classic · « **Reply #2521 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:29:50 PM »

Obviously, the point of failure for their evil scheme is the brain. We excise it immediately.

Also every tooth? Are you sure it's not a pinched nerve somewhere else in your face?

Norondor · « **Reply #2522 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:51:59 PM »

no, but it's not like i could do anything about that either.

the bottle of hydrocodone sitting on my desk is also pretty irritating to me right now, since i'm apparently immune to fucking hydrocodone.

Mothra · « **Reply #2523 on:** November 03, 2011, 03:43:59 PM »

Is seeing a doctor and/or dentist an option perhaps

Norondor · « **Reply #2524 on:** November 03, 2011, 03:45:01 PM »

not canadian

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2525 on:** November 04, 2011, 06:48:46 PM »

At work we charge nine cents for black copies. If an employee messes up a copy for a customer we eat the loss.

About a month ago my doctor misdiagnosed me three times before finally figuring out what was wrong. Today I got four bills from the labs my bloodwork was done at.

Norondor · « **Reply #2526 on:** November 06, 2011, 03:47:19 AM »

Oh, ok, bye forever computer.

Bal · « **Reply #2527 on:** November 10, 2011, 09:24:11 AM »

So yesterday was going fine. Mom (who you might recall I live with and care for) is just sleeping. I go to wake her up for a doctor's appointment and she's completely out of it. Can barely speak, and nothing she says is making sense, then she starts vomiting basically continuously. Also complaining (barely coherently) about dizzyness and a desire to sleep.

That's a cocktail that means a trip to the hospital. Because she's so out of it I end up riding with her just so the doctor's have someone to get real information out of. Spend about three hours sitting in the trauma center/emergency ward at UMC, which is really rather nice as ice cold medical dungeons go. They tell me she's going to be admitted overnight, and I decide to stay until she's settled in her room. Then some kind of large accident comes rolling in with multiple victims, doctors running back and forth. You know it's going to get bad when you start seeing doctors and residents throwing on the face mask with splash resistant eye shield.

Now, I don't have a car, or any nearby friends to call these days, so my trip home is a pocket full of bus fair. I have no idea how cold it really was, because I've got the flu, but I was only wearing a t-shirt and it's November in the desert, so probably pretty fucking cold. Certainly it felt that way. Eventually, I simply had to leave before it got too cold. So I scurry out to the bus stop out on Campbell which is fortunately a straight shot to the bus stop closest to my house, which is still about a mile from my front door.

I finally get home, wrap myself in my bathrobe and crash in front of my tv, barely conscious, and eventually passed out. At some point I woke up and dragged myself to bed.

Wake up around 2am, and spend the next eight hours trying to get in contact with my mother so my raging anxiety disorder will calm (good news or bad, I just need to know). Finally I get ahold of her, and she's doing better, but probably not coming home today because they still don't know what caused everything. Tests tests tests.

Now I'm miserable with the flu, and to top it all off Verizon seems to think I didn't pay my bill and is threatening to turn off my phone, even though I did. Not the fucking time, Verizon.

Mothra · « **Reply #2528 on:** November 10, 2011, 09:43:45 AM »

fffffffffffffff

At least nothing's dangerously wrong with your mom. Confusion, slurred words, and nonstop vomiting sound like some seriously bad news.

Good on you for getting her there right off the bat.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2529 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:44:58 PM »

blah blah blah bills

blah blah blah work

blah blah blah first cigarette in over a year

Da_Beerman · « **Reply #2530 on:** November 12, 2011, 08:00:33 PM »

My day was going to be great (finally found a career that I'd like) until I ended up with a painful ear infection that's still making my ear ring, maybe it's a sign...

Norondor · « **Reply #2531 on:** November 12, 2011, 11:42:52 PM »

Oh that wasn't my save file becoming corrupted in Skyrim. It was just my hard drive melting into slag.

Lottel · « **Reply #2532 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:37:55 AM »

Dad came into my room and told me I need to mow today. I said alright. Then I get a text saying "Tornado warning" and checked the weather. I had about 45 minutes before the worst part hit. Well shit.
Ran outside and it started hailing.
Then the door wouldn't open and the puppy just sat there staring at me. As it peed on the floor.
Pretty much the best.

Ziiro · « **Reply #2533 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:48:14 AM »

Let the torando take care of mowing the yard and open the door so it can clean out the puppy pee like a vacuum.

This shit solves itself.

Malikial · « **Reply #2534 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:52:14 AM »

You have a puppy, your day cannot be bad.

Lottel · « **Reply #2535 on:** November 14, 2011, 12:06:47 PM »

It's my parents puppy and I dislike this puppy. And those are words I never thought I could say.
But this puppy is pretty much just a cat minus the litter box.

Büge · « **Reply #2536 on:** November 14, 2011, 12:28:57 PM »

Well, obviously, if he pees on the floor.

R^2 · « **Reply #2537 on:** November 15, 2011, 07:24:40 PM »

cocksucking motherfucking

Mothra · « **Reply #2538 on:** November 15, 2011, 07:43:42 PM »

Malikial are you a brony now

NexAdruin · « **Reply #2539 on:** November 16, 2011, 12:42:50 AM »

My motherboard seems to have passed away. I'm not the kind of person to have a backup computer, because I'm not the kind of person who can afford one.

Its been a week and a half since I've been to class, and I still haven't gone to a hospital.

I've never been so fucking stressed out in my life.

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