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Author Topic: Shit Days  (Read 227576 times)

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3280 on: April 27, 2013, 06:17:56 AM »

Any birthday plans I had were shot to hell when I had to accompany someone to the emergency room for detox.  pityfishing.jpg 



(The person in question is fine atm, for anyone curious)
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3281 on: April 28, 2013, 08:29:59 AM »

in less horrible news i am at the ass end of being sick wherein a nonstop torrent of nasal fluid is flowing out of my head

also, i have some horrible indigestion that caused me to throw up all of my spaghetti

this has been a terrible day.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3282 on: April 30, 2013, 08:39:26 AM »

My dad got out of the hospital late last week and he seemed to be better.

Looks like he managed to get a lung infection and pneumonia while he was there and wound up going right back in yesterday (they released him today). Hospital souvenirs!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3283 on: May 22, 2013, 09:27:56 AM »

I need to get a lot of dental work done, because the constant, sometimes paralyzing tooth pain is starting to cause mental issues, going by observations from friends.

Last year, the state pulled dental & vision from the government health plan to save money.

http://pastebin.com/KNqvA7EB Anyone want to buy some shit?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3284 on: May 23, 2013, 07:47:57 AM »

Basement flooded. I hurt myself a few times while dealing with it and I am exhausted.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3285 on: May 23, 2013, 08:03:59 AM »

So, hey.

Word of advice to future carpenters out there: four nails is not enough to keep wall mounted cabinets mounted on a wall.

Guess how I found that out. Go on. Guess.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3286 on: May 23, 2013, 08:06:42 AM »

Clearly, you needed bigger nails.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3287 on: May 23, 2013, 08:18:33 AM »

You ran out of nails while mounting a cabinet?
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Ted Belmont

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3288 on: May 23, 2013, 08:38:45 AM »

I'm no carpenter, but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be using nails at all when mounting a wall cabinet.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3289 on: May 23, 2013, 08:52:19 AM »

Oh no, I wasn't the one who nailed it the wall.

I just have to deal with it. In the laundry room.

Where we keep bleach and detergent and some paint a bunch of other caustic shit.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3290 on: May 23, 2013, 09:51:30 AM »

Hopefully you keep that stuff in thick plastic jugs with lids, so they're no threat while you replace the cabinet.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3291 on: May 25, 2013, 08:06:34 PM »

There's a special place in hell for tow truck drivers.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3292 on: June 02, 2013, 01:12:47 PM »

Went through with the wisdom teeth removal on Friday. Shit still hurts, and I just want to eat solid food again.

It also made my face really swollen, so when I was sleeping once I woke up gasping for air because it basically gave me sleep apnea. No more sleeping on my back, then. Time to drool blood everywhere.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3293 on: June 04, 2013, 07:03:09 PM »

This isn't all that bad, really, I guess, but I just want somewhere to talk about it.

I went to a psychologist for the first time ever a couple of weeks ago, and after talking with her a while, she told me that my problem probably isn't depression, as me and my GP had figured, but anxiety instead. So I am basically so nervous about everything that I never do anything, which makes me feel shitty and even more nervous about everything, and over about a decade this has increased to the point where the idea of drawing terrifies me, and I don't really wanna do anything but watch videos and play minecraft.

Brains suck.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3294 on: June 05, 2013, 04:30:22 AM »

So, hey.

Word of advice to future carpenters out there: four nails is not enough to keep wall mounted cabinets mounted on a wall.

Guess how I found that out. Go on. Guess.

Jesus fucking hell. This was in April? This was the last time I was sick.

Fuck me.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3295 on: June 11, 2013, 02:00:08 PM »

I have a hemorrhoid! And possibly strep.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3296 on: June 11, 2013, 02:23:14 PM »

Hopefully not in the same place.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3297 on: June 14, 2013, 08:42:22 AM »

Yep, it's strep.

On the plus side, that means I don't have to work this weekend, and that new Tomb Raider game is turning out to be pretty good!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3298 on: June 16, 2013, 06:30:08 PM »

I went swimming for the first time in... 15 years.
As soon as I hit the water I remembered two things.  I forgot how to swim and the reason I stopped swimming was a near drowning.

 
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #3299 on: June 17, 2013, 09:46:17 PM »

I need to get a lot of dental work done, because the constant, sometimes paralyzing tooth pain is starting to cause mental issues, going by observations from friends.

$11,000 to fix my whole mouth.
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