Topic: Shit Days (Read 227541 times)

Stush · « **Reply #940 on:** March 26, 2010, 03:58:19 PM »

Rygaron, you should make a joke or something that makes him look like a tool in front of everyone, and then he'll explode and the girl will be YOURS.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #941 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:00:13 PM »

Actually, I was just planning on getting really good at guitar, saving an alien planet with said guitar skills, then doing an awesome air-riff in front of him to blow him off his feet and run off with the girl.

Brentai · « **Reply #942 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:03:29 PM »

Ask her publically if he was any good.

This could end up either irritating or extremely awesome.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #943 on:** March 28, 2010, 09:57:00 PM »

Hey, it's after midnight. That makes this the ten-year anniversary of my 18th birthday, and just a few short days from April, and the anniversary of my graduation, and that fucking hideous summer. Everything should have been fine, but I made it worse, like I've done to pretty much everything since.

Ten years later, nobody knows what to get me because I won't tell them and my actual birthday party is a weird, lopsided affair, just like it was back then.

I still haven't told anyone that I have to pay $900 to the city of Wichita by June or go to jail for three weeks. I really want to pay Esperath for those CDs I was going to buy, but that fine's kind of obviating that—yet I still find myself making up the $18 difference for my trade-ins for FF13, to keep up appearances, which makes me feel like a heel.

Happy birthday, Jason. There's vodka in the fridge but you have to work tomorrow morning. Try not to stay up til 5 like you did every other night this week.

Stush · « **Reply #944 on:** March 29, 2010, 01:30:42 AM »

Newbiieeeee, I could send you money. :( I have a bit to spare!

Brentai · « **Reply #945 on:** March 29, 2010, 01:59:43 AM »

Weren't all your earthly possessions jacked?

Joxam · « **Reply #946 on:** March 29, 2010, 05:47:28 PM »

Seriously though.

Newbie.

If it comes down to you going to jail or borrowing it, I'll give you the money with no set time line on paying it back. I'd rather be out .71 percent of my trust fund than to see one of you dudes go to jail.

Frocto · « **Reply #947 on:** March 29, 2010, 05:54:57 PM »

If I can buy Lee-Ham a PS3 (buy, not lend him the money for) I think I can help here

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #948 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:53:39 PM »

Guys, you're awesome and I really appreciate it.

If I'm lucky, it won't come to that. I think I'm getting a fair bit back on my tax return to pay the bulk of it. If I've miscalculated how much I'm getting back, I might borrow part. I'll be mortified, though, so I'm going to do as much as I can to take care of it myself.

I'm honored by the offers for assistance, though. INTERNET BROS FOR LIFE

Royal☭ · « **Reply #949 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:09:39 PM »

At around 8:30, while in class, my body decided it was diarrhea and projectile vomit time! I spent a little over an hour abusing the toilet until I got the strength and energy to go home. Since then I've been trying to rest, but ultmately just writhing in agony on my bed, occasionally broken up by trips to the bathroom.

Mongrel · « **Reply #950 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:32:12 PM »

Food poisoning? Hopefully it's winding down rather than getting worse? :/

Spaco · « **Reply #951 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:19:46 PM »

Apparently there is some nasty stomach flu going around. My fiance got it a month ago and couldn't eat for five days.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #952 on:** March 31, 2010, 04:06:10 PM »

Do you mean fiancee

Büge · « **Reply #953 on:** March 31, 2010, 06:21:44 PM »

or financier?

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #954 on:** March 31, 2010, 06:46:28 PM »

Buge will you be my financier

Royal☭ · « **Reply #955 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:26:21 PM »

In addition to this powerful illness, I've also been having dreams and hallucinations about Canadian body snatchers all day.

I'm not too worried, though, as everyone knows Canadian body snatchers can't survive in the harsh Texas climate.

Classic · « **Reply #956 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:33:06 PM »

Mexico is the Canada of the south.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #957 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:45:38 AM »

Cellphone falls in puddle, breaks. Go to AT&T store to get a replacement and find out my plan is up, which is good, because that makes a new phone much cheaper.

Call my mom (main phone on the plan) from the store phone to get info I need and she doesn't pick up. By the time I get home she's already called back the store number, talked to the guy, and had me taken off the plan since the contract is up.

I can't afford a plan of my own, so no cellphone. I can understand her not wanting me on her plan for another two years, but I would have appreciated her at least waiting to talk to me about how much longer I'll be able to pay for my share of the bill before just killing it.

Brentai · « **Reply #958 on:** April 01, 2010, 07:05:07 PM »

On the plus side, you can't possibly get a worse plan.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #959 on:** April 01, 2010, 07:46:38 PM »

God, that really sucks. I am still on my parents' plan even though I haven't lived at home in 8 years. It's only about $10 more to keep me on since we all share minutes. I can't imagine how frustrated I would be if I had to pay for a whole plan myself.

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