Topic: Shit Days (Read 215706 times)

Lottel · « **Reply #660 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:49:11 PM »

Not really a "shit day" but it fits here better than elsewhere.

I survived an assassination attempt today!
I was at a gas station, buying Skittles and Mountain Dew. As the lady rang me up, a car flew through the wall behind me, stopping mere feet from where I was.
I, of course, tried to jump... and I banged my knee on the counter. Then I was hit by a shower of glass and metal.
Checked to make sure the guy was fine (he was) and called the police and all that.

My leg still hurts and I've got some bruises and some cuts on my leg. I got the glass out though. So that's a good thing.
And I'll tell you this: I didn't need the caffeine anymore.

Mongrel · « **Reply #661 on:** December 13, 2009, 10:08:45 PM »

Classic · « **Reply #662 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:29:31 AM »

Quote from: Lottel on December 13, 2009, 09:49:11 PM

I survived an assassination attempt today!

It- you- do you need a contract expunged now? Or are you just being colorful?

Lottel · « **Reply #663 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:43:23 AM »

Well, I think I am being colorful.
But I've made a lot of enemies. So WHO KNOWS?!

When you're an asshole, everyday is an adventure!

McDohl · « **Reply #664 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:28:28 AM »

My mother is going through a serious fit of the winter blues, so much so that she remains upset and depressed. I really don't know what I can do for her, as she pushes me away every time I try to talk to her about it.

Classic · « **Reply #665 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:32:24 AM »

What's her favorite pudding?

JDigital · « **Reply #666 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:28:28 AM »

have you tried hugs

McDohl · « **Reply #667 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:33:04 AM »

Yes, I have, and she yells and chases me away.

Stush · « **Reply #668 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:36:35 AM »

I had my house broken into, and they stole my new laptop, my scanning laptop and my housemate's PS3 and the remotes to his TV and sound system, and nearly all of our xbox 360 games, and then we found out that the roof is wrecked, so they have to totally replace it, and it's also made of asbestos. :(

McDohl · « **Reply #669 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:37:45 AM »

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #670 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:04:15 AM »

Quote from: McDohl on December 14, 2009, 05:28:28 AM

My mother is going through a serious fit of the winter blues, so much so that she remains upset and depressed. I really don't know what I can do for her, as she pushes me away every time I try to talk to her about it.

Get one of those full spectrum lamps and shine it at her.

Mongrel · « **Reply #671 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:01:24 AM »

Quote from: McDohl on December 14, 2009, 06:37:45 AM

Quote from: Stush on December 14, 2009, 06:36:35 AM
I had my house broken into, and they stole my new laptop, my scanning laptop and my housemate's PS3 and the remotes to his TV and sound system, and nearly all of our xbox 360 games, and then we found out that the roof is wrecked, so they have to totally replace it, and it's also made of asbestos. :(

Yeah, that's about the shape of it. That sucks pretty badly Stush.

SCD · « **Reply #672 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:21:10 AM »

McDohl, I agree with what MCE says regarding your situation. Currently I SAD as well and the only thing keeping me cheery right now is a complete change of environment from:

To

(not my images, but they are pretty accurate deceptions of the temperate rain forest archipelago I lived in to the boreal winter land I live in now)

The UV-Infared lamp will help despite its cost, and so will vitamin D.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #673 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:37:30 AM »

Yes, I have one at home and I convinced my office to get me one for here. It's the only thing that keeps me from biting everyone's head off, seriously.

Büge · « **Reply #674 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:49:12 PM »

I was riding home from work yesterday and the bottle of soy sauce in my backpack leaked and now all my stuff smells like soy sauce.
FML.

Classic · « **Reply #675 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Amber on December 14, 2009, 09:37:30 AM

biting everyone's head off

While the importance of a little (faux)sunshine is not to be understated. I am probably going nuts in part because I haven't left my hovel for about 3 days. I'm not entirely sure on the possibility of you biting anyone's head off. Or why a gloomy day makes you pissed instead of just depressed.

Incidentally, after lots of lying to myself about how I like rainy days because it puts me in the mood for reading, it's actually become true. I actually like rainy days better than sunny days now.

Quote from: Stush on December 14, 2009, 06:36:35 AM

Well shit. What mongrel said. Also, I am kind of baffled as to why someone would pinch remotes instead of doing something more-to-the-point, like taking a huge crap on your rug.

Büge · « **Reply #676 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:10:51 PM »

The rug really ties the room together.

McDohl · « **Reply #677 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:19:36 PM »

My sister and I teamed up, joining forces against the power of Holiday Blues!

Mom looked happy. :D

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #678 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Classic on December 14, 2009, 04:48:10 PM

Or why a gloomy day makes you pissed instead of just depressed.

Irritability is one of the major symptoms of depression!

Lottel · « **Reply #679 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:23:50 PM »

My leg has been hurting quite a bit today. The bruises are showing up and all that jazz.
Well, I went shopping all day. Not a good idea to be walking on that leg. Went to the bookstore, and started flipping through a book, seeing if it was interesting. And this guy kicked my leg. Hard.
I fell down. He said "You know reading a book in a store is basically stealing, right?" And then he walked off. I got up when I could and limped all over the store for that vigilante wannabe. I was going to shove the book up his ass. THAT IS STEALING, YOU KNOW.
Leg STILL hurts like a motherfucker.

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