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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #820 on: February 23, 2010, 11:26:00 AM »

Even if you shave off your beard, you can use eye-liner to add definition to your non-existent jawbone!

MAN PRISM POWER MAKE-UP!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #821 on: February 23, 2010, 11:41:12 AM »

I used to enjoy beards, but now I just want to be clean-shaven all the time.

Of course, my laziness in shaving means that I just have a continual roguish stubble.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #822 on: February 23, 2010, 11:42:48 AM »

I am visiting the girlfriend this weekend. Which means that I too must shave.  ::(:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #823 on: February 23, 2010, 11:45:15 AM »

Some girls do like facial hair. See how she feels about it.

ALSO:
I hope you are miraculously cured Thad. Will also be happy with a similarly expedient but less miraculous remedy.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #824 on: February 23, 2010, 03:36:34 PM »

Oh she likes some. Just not my "I don't feel like shaving for a month" beard.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #825 on: February 24, 2010, 05:39:52 AM »

:goodnews:

I found my GI bill money! Turns out, it was deposited into an account I had in the time after I got out of the army, but before I switched to USAA. Somehow, it was still open, and the money went there. They're sending me a new debit card, should be here in a few days.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #826 on: February 24, 2010, 08:27:23 AM »

Yeah, it was great when I got mine.  I didn't give the VA any bank information or anything, but it still found its way to my Navy Federal CU account anyway, probably via DFAS direct deposit records.  I'm still using the NFCU account, so no big deal there.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #827 on: February 24, 2010, 01:07:30 PM »

I had a bunch of shit days for about 3 months in a row. So then I went

"My job sucks and I have no time to work on Pike & Shot and that combination is making me depressed, like every day just sucks and I'm in a rut. I wish I could just find some contract work to bring some money in and then just try to make a living working for myself writing games and mobile apps and selling them."
 
So then I sent out three emails and within 30 minutes I got emails back fpr a contract offer with this guy for a blackberry app and some head hunter wanting me to come to his office in Toronto tomorrow about a contract job for blackberry/iPhone dev and then I said

"Wow, fuck this."

and I quit.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #828 on: February 24, 2010, 01:36:18 PM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #829 on: February 24, 2010, 01:37:07 PM »

:hi5:
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #830 on: February 24, 2010, 01:39:34 PM »

Of course, if I had stupidly large amounts of dollars saved up, I'd quit too.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #831 on: February 24, 2010, 04:23:09 PM »

and then I said

"Wow, fuck this."

:barf:

and I quit.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #832 on: February 24, 2010, 04:27:10 PM »

Niceeeee
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #833 on: February 25, 2010, 09:16:40 PM »

So I was on my way to the gym, minding my own business, when a spider dropped right into my mouth.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #834 on: February 25, 2010, 09:26:43 PM »

But that's bonus protein!
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #835 on: February 25, 2010, 09:45:26 PM »

Good on you Geo.

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #836 on: February 26, 2010, 03:59:34 AM »

I have a hole in my tooth. I'm pretty sure it was a filling that fell out. It's just started hurting, and I've taken two Hydrocodone and four Bayer and all I've managed to do was make myself a little dizzy.

Oh, and I'm still unemployed.

EDIT: Okay, wait, I think the second hydrocodone is finally starting to kick in. whoa.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #837 on: February 26, 2010, 07:35:46 PM »

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #838 on: March 01, 2010, 12:50:12 PM »

Not really my shit day, because I live under the effects of a bizarre charm that keeps me safe from any kind of malady, but Roast Beef (aka my roommate).

His moms is in for cancer and his uncle is in for congestive heart failure + pneumonia + generally dying. To make matters worse, he's behind in his studies and can't really work through his epic level migraines.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #839 on: March 01, 2010, 02:06:28 PM »

Not really my shit day, because I live under the effects of a bizarre charm that keeps me safe from any kind of malady,

Heaven protects children, sailors, and drunks.
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