Topic: Shit Days (Read 227608 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #960 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:03:29 PM »

In Canada, family plans are nearly non-existant. When they do exist they're not that much of a savings.

But then (as I've lamented before) 3rd world nations regularly beat Canada for quality and usefulness of cellphone service, sooooo...

Thad · « **Reply #961 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:30:14 PM »

Good luck to you, Newbie.

My much-less-shitty day: my sink is full of bugs. There must be a gap in the window hardware.

I don't know what they are. Not mosquitoes or ants, which is a plus, but there are a shitload of them and they make me itchy. Mayflies?

Anyway. I don't know whether they were just going toward the light or if a rainstorm's coming.

Doom · « **Reply #962 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:34:39 PM »

If they are tiny little black winged things, they are probably gnats. They live in the actual drain.

There are various ways to build traps using a bit of apple vinegar. I avoid the fancy plastic nonsense and add a bit of poison to the vinegar dish. I usually just keep a small tray near the sink that gradually fills with corpses while my kitchen rituals become fastidiously clean.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #963 on:** April 02, 2010, 05:25:30 AM »

I hope they are not pantry moths or you will have to throw everything away.

Stush · « **Reply #964 on:** April 02, 2010, 05:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Thad on April 01, 2010, 09:30:14 PM

Good luck to you, Newbie.

My much-less-shitty day: my sink is full of bugs. There must be a gap in the window hardware.

I don't know what they are. Not mosquitoes or ants, which is a plus, but there are a shitload of them and they make me itchy. Mayflies?

Anyway. I don't know whether they were just going toward the light or if a rainstorm's coming.

Back when we were living in barramunga, one night, we walked into the laundry to find that all of the walls were covered in a solid layer of little flying bugs. apparently they were stuck to the spider webs that cover every single house wall in australia.

Lottel · « **Reply #965 on:** April 02, 2010, 06:45:19 PM »

Quote from: Stush on April 02, 2010, 05:15:56 PM

they were stuck to the spider webs that cover every single house wall in australia.

I already knew this and combine this with everything else, I set forth the motion to bomb the ever living shit out of Australia with every bomb we have.

EDIT:
OH GOD. What if it makes it worse? WHAT IF THEY MUTATE?!

Second motion, if the bombs fail to cleanse Australia, I propose an immediate evacuation of the planet, detonating the core as we go.

Büge · « **Reply #966 on:** April 02, 2010, 07:25:10 PM »

Then the spiders will learn to survive in hard vacuum. Thanks Lottel, you just doomed the galaxy.

asshole.

Lottel · « **Reply #967 on:** April 02, 2010, 08:45:33 PM »

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.
There is only on other option. People must kill themselves before Australia can! IT'S ALL WE CAN DO. Women and children first!

Royal☭ · « **Reply #968 on:** April 05, 2010, 07:08:10 PM »

FUCK

The good lens on my camera just broke.

Brentai · « **Reply #969 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:30:44 PM »

You know, for the longest time I couldn't bring myself to care about the game engine I spent so much time building last year. To the point where I didn't even bother to back it up to anything but the external.

Now that the external seems to be fried, though...

Defenestration · « **Reply #970 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:56:48 PM »

Went out to my car to go to the bank and the ignition cranked, but it never turned over. Turns out it needs a new fuel pump.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #971 on:** April 06, 2010, 12:24:42 PM »

Today I learned that if you try to be a good person to a dumb person, you will inevitably be fucked over.

And of course the best part is that they don't even realize that they're fucking you over.

Mothra · « **Reply #972 on:** April 06, 2010, 12:53:15 PM »

That's a lesson ol' Kabbage has learned about five times over. Being selfless is all well and good, but folks will do what's in their best interests every dang time. If they're too oblivious or too much of an asshole to feel guilty about doing something wrong, they'll do it. No incentive not to.

ALL GAIN - NO PAIN

THEY'RE GAME
(APPARENTLY)

Büge · « **Reply #973 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:20:53 PM »

I know things are looking bad, but... Just, please don't succumb to

Royal☭ · « **Reply #974 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:13:13 PM »

That's what I'd expect a parasite to say. The strong take, the weak complain.

François · « **Reply #975 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:27:01 PM »

The brain slugs! The ADAM! It all makes sense!

Büge · « **Reply #976 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:29:43 PM »

"Did somebody just say 'aglets?' 'cause I think I just heard someone say 'aglets.'"

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #977 on:** April 08, 2010, 11:13:41 AM »

Finding out that I've developed lactose intolerance by today being a very literal shit day.

Mongrel · « **Reply #978 on:** April 08, 2010, 11:48:20 AM »

Well, if it's just a one-time thing, perhaps you just had some bad/tainted milk?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #979 on:** April 08, 2010, 11:59:33 AM »

Nah, it's definite now. Either the scientist or the fool in me figured out that it was a serious possibility about a week ago when I lived off milk for the day, and decided to choose to consume dairy-based foods all day every couple days to see the reaction.

Milk is definitely no longer my friend.

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