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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1040 on: May 04, 2010, 03:51:23 PM »
yeah, no.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1041 on: May 04, 2010, 03:51:49 PM »
Just ban him forever.  FOREVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1042 on: May 04, 2010, 04:02:05 PM »
I'm not saying we're responsible for CyanPrime's problems, but as a member of his apparent role models I feel like I bear some responsibility for his obsession with this place (a phase most of us went through) and subsequent meltdown when he couldn't gain acceptance.

Maybe I just need some dick (so I can claim to be persecuted oh snap)
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It was a fun visit. I hope someday someone figures out what I was saying in this post. Bye!

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1043 on: May 04, 2010, 04:27:24 PM »
G, your juxtaposition of dicks and snap is making me shrivel. Probably the best event of my day.

In other news, yeah, weird day today. Got into a nice shitfit with my dad. That was fun.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1044 on: May 05, 2010, 06:04:49 AM »
Quote from: Constantmean on May 04, 2010, 03:51:49 PM
Just ban him forever.  FOREVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q

Ahah, oh wow, memories.. I need to watch that movie again sometime. :D
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1045 on: May 05, 2010, 06:07:12 AM »
Yeah, I totally Karma'd Constantine for reminding me about it. :wuv:

"YER KILLIN' ME, SMALLS!"
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1046 on: May 05, 2010, 06:08:20 AM »
I dunno if this really classifies as a shit day, but Being told off for signing out when my shift ends when a few weeks ago, I got told off for staying behind to get things finished...
Well, it's pretty annoying, at least.
Also, I tripped and put my hands on some boxes to hold myself up, but the box was perched on top of another box and it flipped up like a see-saw and smacked me in the lower lip, and my teeth cut into it a bit, it didn't hurt too bad, but it felt weird.
Also, I bet a thumbnail back all the way, that huuurt. And I squished my finger on the latch of a cage. And I got hit in the groin with the phone when someone threw it to me.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1047 on: May 05, 2010, 06:12:06 AM »
Quote from: Stush on May 05, 2010, 06:08:20 AM
I dunno if this really classifies as a shit day, but Being told off for signing out when my shift ends when a few weeks ago, I got told off for staying behind to get things finished...
Well, it's pretty annoying, at least.
Also, I tripped and put my hands on some boxes to hold myself up, but the box was perched on top of another box and it flipped up like a see-saw and smacked me in the lower lip, and my teeth cut into it a bit, it didn't hurt too bad, but it felt weird.
Also, I bet a thumbnail back all the way, that huuurt. And I squished my finger on the latch of a cage. And I got hit in the groin with the phone when someone threw it to me.

Quote from: Brentai on March 22, 2010, 07:28:32 PM
Quote from: Stush on March 22, 2010, 04:13:29 AM
I nearly broke my finger trying to turn a light on, tripped over a network cable, had a pallet break under my feet so I went facefirst into a pile of boxes, got a faceful of keys because I am not good at catching, got hit by an elevator door, walked into a car, sneezed so hard that my vision blacked out for a few seconds, put a pallet down on the side of my foot, and caught boxes on my face and right in the chest, winding me, because again, I am not good at catching.

This is a pretty normal day for me, really.

[Oh yeah, I also burned my tongue on a hot chip.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1048 on: May 05, 2010, 06:20:58 AM »
Oh man, that is so going on my mp3 player, I can play it at work.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1049 on: May 05, 2010, 08:19:24 AM »
Quote from: Mongrel on May 04, 2010, 08:44:35 AM
I think if you keep no other 'emergency supply' on hand, you should keep water.

Actually it was part of a larger emergency supply. First aid, canned food, basic tools and so on.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1050 on: May 05, 2010, 10:11:57 AM »
You're... not gonna go Demogorgon on us are you?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1051 on: May 05, 2010, 03:28:48 PM »
Hey, guys, have you seen my collection of pictures of houses I think Thad lives at or lived at?
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1052 on: May 05, 2010, 06:29:34 PM »
Aww yehhh water's back to bein' drinkable again.

CRISIS OVER

TEN THOUSAND DEAD

FEMA ARRIVES
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1053 on: May 05, 2010, 07:38:04 PM »
KABBAGE GETS DRUNK AT WORK TO CELEBRATE
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1054 on: May 05, 2010, 08:04:08 PM »
DRUNK ON WATER THAT IS
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1055 on: May 05, 2010, 08:30:54 PM »
COINCIDENTALLY DRINK DAY TURNS OUT TO ALSO BE CINCO DE MAYO

COULDN'T BE HELPED
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1056 on: May 05, 2010, 08:31:05 PM »
I'M NOT SORRY
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1057 on: May 06, 2010, 03:17:17 AM »
Quote from: Kabbage on May 05, 2010, 08:30:54 PM
COINCIDENTALLY DRINK DAY TURNS OUT TO ALSO BE CINCO DE MAYO

COULDN'T BE HELPED

You're just saying that because of all the worms in your glass.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1058 on: May 06, 2010, 07:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Mongrel on May 06, 2010, 03:17:17 AM
You're just saying that because of all the worms in your urethra.

Looks like I owe you $5.
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Re: Shit Days
« Reply #1059 on: May 06, 2010, 07:44:04 AM »
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