Topic: Shit Days (Read 227651 times)

R^2 · « **Reply #1340 on:** July 23, 2010, 01:10:58 PM »

Okay, I misunderstood. The wipe-us-out sum was for visit fees, lab work (even though he is a hound dog, ho ho), and medicine for his heart. Three medicines, really. So there's that.

A² · « **Reply #1341 on:** July 23, 2010, 02:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Tsengjow Jaeggerturk on July 18, 2010, 07:56:27 PM

My dad's health deteriorates as well from seeing this, as well as learning that his own mother's mental state due to Alzhimers and other problems has gone so far down the hellhole that she's been lying to the entire family my dad is in to put him and all his siblings against each other, by saying how badly each one's treating her, and now he has to go out there and try to get shit sorted out (and there's a terrifying fucking chance her health's so far gone that she may bite it)

She didn't recognize him, or any siblings, or even the fact that she was a mother.

When my dad got home it looked like in the past 4 days he aged 10 years.

R^2 · « **Reply #1342 on:** July 23, 2010, 04:55:31 PM »

Insult to injury: my Blackberry trackball doesn't work. Instead of scrolling down, it instead scrolls up. Imagine using your computer without a mouse or the tab key, and that's what I've got.

On the upside, I'll have to stop spamming this thread with my shitty life events until it magically fixes itself.

Brentai · « **Reply #1343 on:** July 23, 2010, 05:45:40 PM »

Mine does that all the time. Just press down as hard as you can and roll it around and whatever bit of crud is stuck in there will usually get itself out.

If that doesn't work, er, stop pissing off elder gods.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1344 on:** July 23, 2010, 08:53:17 PM »

I just got a notice from the state's attorney's office saying I have to pay $280 for a $32 bounced check from February. The best part of the notice was the part where it says if I don't make arrangements to pay the fines by the 23rd(today), they're going to pursue criminal charges that could result in 1 year jail time and up to a $2,500 fine.

Büge · « **Reply #1345 on:** July 24, 2010, 05:59:02 AM »

...

How does something like that happen?

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1346 on:** July 24, 2010, 07:31:28 AM »

I accidentally bounced a check for $32 back in February, and the place I bounced it at, despite never once attempting to contact me, decided to file charges against me. So now I get to bury myself even more in debt to pay this thing.

R^2 · « **Reply #1347 on:** July 24, 2010, 08:27:50 AM »

Quote from: animusUmpire on July 23, 2010, 05:45:40 PM

Mine does that all the time. Just press down as hard as you can and roll it around and whatever bit of crud is stuck in there will usually get itself out.

That usually works! But this time I think it's well and truly busted, as no amount of rolling or pressing or blowing works this time.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1348 on:** July 24, 2010, 08:35:32 AM »

R^2, you've had it so bad this week, that every time I see that there's a new post in this thread by you, I'm afraid it'll read "Hey guys, I died!"

Büge · « **Reply #1349 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:37:25 AM »

I'm sure he's added a codicil to his Will instructing his next of kin to do exactly that.

Lottel · « **Reply #1350 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:45:13 AM »

I have a box with a few pieces of paper on it. I told my family to find the box when I die. It has all the passwords and names I use as well as how to use my computer. I update it every birthday and Christmas.

I also have a list of "Who gets what random crap that I really don't need a will to give away" for things like my games, movies, and comics. There are optional instructions to wrap everything in festive paper.

IT PAYS TO BE PREPARED.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1351 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:47:21 AM »

If I ever have a box with instructions to open when I die, it'll be rigged with some kind of WMD. That will be your notice.

Stush · « **Reply #1352 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:58:12 AM »

When they open my box, i'll jump out of it and be like "Surprise, i'm not dead!" and everyone will be happy.
And then the Age of Stush begins.

Classic · « **Reply #1353 on:** July 24, 2010, 01:31:27 PM »

STUSH AGE: ORIGINS

Büge · « **Reply #1354 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:42:29 AM »

My roommate's bike was stolen last night.

I'm just glad mine looks like a piece of crap.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1355 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:27:59 AM »

Freezepop - Bike Thief

clutch · « **Reply #1356 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:05:34 AM »

Quote from: clutch on July 21, 2010, 08:29:22 AM

That same night my 18 year old brother got arrested for possession (and who knows what else... the cops kept his phone as evidence).

UPDATE: It has been revealed that in addition to the drugs (weed and ecstasy) the cops also confiscated a scales and about two-dozen small containers from the back of his car. Looks like I'm not the family's only entrepreneur anymore.

R^2 · « **Reply #1357 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:44:37 PM »

So I was in class today, right.

Quote from: animusUmpire on July 23, 2010, 05:45:40 PM

If that doesn't work, er, stop pissing off elder gods.

I haven't pissed off any elder gods, have I? I did say something snarky to that Jehovah's Witness, but--

Hey, wait.

Quote from: François on July 21, 2010, 10:14:55 AM

Heck, by our standards you're basically a Great Old One.

...Clutch? Did I annoy Clutch somehow? Or some other veteran member or admin or something...?

...!

Holy shit!

Quote from: animusUmpire on July 12, 2010, 07:36:21 PM

R^2 HATES ADMINS.

MY NUZLOCKE COMICS CAUSED ALL THIS

R^2 · « **Reply #1358 on:** July 27, 2010, 09:06:14 PM »

Remember when I said I'd just have to wait for the trackball to magically fix itself? Surprise.

No wait

I mean

Hey guys, I died.

Stush · « **Reply #1359 on:** July 28, 2010, 04:17:01 AM »

Don't die! You're my special hero!

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